1) You country
2) Do you think this is fucking funny??
1) You country
I like the news Finn. Your OC was probably shit also
>Russia literally getting pissed at how Finland is
the popular girl
I wish I could draw this.
>1) You country
>2) Do you think this is fucking funny??
Quality thread
Quality issues
Quality format
I'm genuinely disappointed by how judgmental, shallow, racist and xenophobic Russian posters are
If you want a thread to gain replies it is important to farm it. See what replies you are getting and work with them. Inject subtle bait into everything you post - don't make it too obvious if you want to keep the thread decent quality because that will attract shitposts. Just shit that's subtly wrong in ways just obvious enough for more discerning anons to feel like they can show off their intelligence by replying.
If I want to make a low IQ 300 reply thread I just use blatant bait, shitposts and make stupid posts that many anons will feel the need to react to with le epic reaction images. If I want a high IQ thread I will start with some question usually and then engage with the first responders for a dozen or so replies, keeping it respectful but also making errors that keep them engaged.
The funny thing is that Jow Forums made me very good at starting and holding conversations in real life too. We're all gonna make it bros.
He's a Russian just so you know
cringe and bluepilled
Idk what to say
I can draw this
Keep the thread alive
.
Will do Albanianon.
I guess I should elaborate on why farming is needed.
Most anons seem to navigate the site catalog-thread-catalog-thread-... , scrolling down until they find something engaging. Engaging can be an OP that catches their attention with the picture/opening statements or a thread they have already engaged in. Since everyone scrolls downwards from the top page, the threads with recent replies have more chances to snag new people. Same applies to those still using the old method of just going down the pages, to a larger extent. Reply count is important also because when anons see that a thread is getting replies there is more chance that there's something they will want to read or reply to themselves.
Many threads get made, get no or few replies, and die. You need to keep yours near the top of the board for a while, get a few anons who will return to your thread because they have already replied to it, engage with them and thus garner a positive feedback loop of attracting more involvement.
Russians are Slavo-Finno-Ugric
>We're all gonna make it bros.
Feelin' Jow Forums buddy?
no, just skinnyfat and drunk
yesterday the janny removed a comfy thread about serial killers but kept up a gay sex roleplay thread
Please guys, can i ask you for a 300 replies in this thread? Bless you all...
>janny=fag
what a shocker
*laughs perfidiously*
goddammit you are such a whore
It's better to have a quality thread sink to the bottom than to be on the main page with a shitpost
don't make it obvious if you're trying to keep the thread alive
In order for this thread to get 300 you'd probably need to drop in one of those bait posts that get 30 replies since the main topic is not very engaging.
Please, Latvian user make a good bait in this thread. People will post 300 replies then.
Sure friend
Or you could just post black women like our Mongol overlords
he got ignored cuz he is russian
Thank you
More posts please. Reply me. Send funny picture.
I hope albanianon is drawing away
I tried
Why are finns so based?
Good post.
I'm giving (you) out of pure pity.
>Russia is female
Bad post
If you really want 300 replies just make a thread pretending to be a girl and wanting a bf
>the motherland isn't female
Interesting.
Lmao I'm sorry Russia. I love you.
Hot. Someone add color
+1 Boris, dont be sad
Yeah just start baiting and argueing with people and the thread will reach bump limit
(you)
We toothpastes must support each other.
>post in Russian threads
>reply to Russian posters
>bump Russian threads
Here's my contribution. Russian posters are generally nice to other flags, so you deserve the (You)s.
lol
>mfw i sage this thread and troll op epic style because he wont get a bump even though im replying
lmao
Not my thread to farm, ruski bro. You gotta fake it till you make it!
draw me a gf user
brunettes with blue eyes, delicate chins and thin noses preferred
Reply to this post if you think Latvia is gay.
that's the lowest form of bait
every time you do it you chip away a part of your soul and get closer to cutting your own dick off9
Reply to this post if you think Netherlands is a rude niggerfaggot
...
ye
but i mostly harass lithuanians myself
fuck I forgot to make them mutually exclusive
based
I harass Lithuanians too sometimes. It's easy because I can accuse them of all the things I feel insecure about myself and know they'll bite.
>Global rule 7:Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Lmao.
he's from 8ddit, what do you expect
:----------D get saged homo
nice downvote
thanks for the backup my greadest ally
I actually like this, good work.
How do you know that?