Fuck all day and night with my gf

Take responsibility faggot.

GIVE ME PLEASE SOME ADVICE HOW TO FLEE FROM HER

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Take responsibility to your action.
Raise your child right and live a beautiful life!

Haiti

I will gay marry you

BUY HER OFF!!!

I LITERALLY CANT THAT FUCKING SLUT WANTS TO HOOK ME DOWN TO THE WAGEKEK ROAD

Congratulations father, when’s the baby shower

Gather 50k and tell her you'll give them to her if she gets an abortion (you'll be there with her to make sure)

Tell her If she won't take the money you'll use it to leave the country

Even if she flips out she can't do shit because it would her word vs yours and you'd be able to leave anyways

imagine believing a thot whos not the pill and ur not wearing rubber
lmAOA

stop being a fucking loser and raise your child like a responsible adult

She will treat it as a joke i know her for far too long

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have her murdered
easier and cheaper in the long run

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escape to Germany

Just do that nigga, just get the cash and go some place without people and show it to her

you can stay at my place if you want

Come to an asian counry
fuck and no one cares, preganant and u can still ran away w/o hving to worries

Tell her you'll break up with her if she doesn't abort, then the spawn is not your problem

Germany literally is helping those thots from Poland to get their wagecuck money

LOL
Based.

You shouldnt have unprotected sex if you're not willing to be a parent.

she tricked me literally

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You have a QT grillfriend, and she/baby want to be with you, and you want to ditch them?
What the fuck is wrong with you, user!?

>Come to an asian country

Ew

Can confirm. Knocked up two Filipinas and a khmer, dont pay a dime to either.

I am too young i don't want to settle down i am only 26

Nice try, Aussie proxy-fag.
KILL YOURSELF.

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man up and if its a boy throw a ball with ur son faggot

Don't you mean "throw the o'l pigskin around"
...
American style - YEAAAAAH!

But serious though, Polish-bro, man the fuck up and take care of your grillfriend. Don't be a douchebag.

Just suck it up it isn't so bad.

The whore basically tricked you. Just get some money, go to the next country over and start a new life.

I have a career to make kids can wait

>i don't want to settle down i am only 26
>with her since middle school
You bitch if you didn't want to settle down why did you? You can't just keep pumping and claim you were dumping

We had everything planned first a nice house dog and decent salary kids later i was tricked

Exactly, and you didn't want to conceive the kid in the first place. So just leave the hoe and tell your daughter/son in the future that their mother is a lying whore.

>user its my safe day cum inside no worries
You stupid idiots, always wear a condom. Don't believe that bullshit of the safe day, my nigger friend did it and he's wasting away his youth with a batshit bitch and a brat.
Do you want to cum inside of her? Do anal.

you can still make a career even with the kid. You can ask your parents and her parents to help out too.

>user its my safe day cum inside no worries

Just an obvious tip for anyone never take this statement remotely serious unless she has recorded her fertility periods for a very long ass period of time ( 6 months, even that is still too short at all). Even with that safe period gamble pills should still be used.

Yeah i can't do overtime because the "wife" will probably want me to be home with the small fucker and without doing a lot of overtime you won't get promoted here

>fathering a kid with a 30+ woman
Why would you want a retarded kid?

That's quite the assumption

its perfectly normal for a female to have kids at 30-35 here

come here dude, you can live in my appartment i dont care

I will probably book a ticket to Ireland and sneak there for 2-3 years

How old are you? Do you want to stay with this girl forever?

That's not a good thing.

PAPA I MADE A CACA GO CLEAN THE TOILET I WILL PAY YOU 10 BUCKS

So they can relate

it's your fault for falling for the w*men meme

That doesn’t solve op’s immidiate issue

this
she will take all of your money op and then she will marry her lawyer nosenberg
w*men are always the same

Congratulations!
Now move with her to the countryside and make more white babies. If you need money just go on welfare!

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Rest in peace

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kill her lol

now you get how dumb the woman is
be a man or be a faggot forever
also because this decision will decide your lifetime happiness

based

BASED
A
S
E
D

youtu.be/sxp6BZDJ_es

vitamin c should do the trick

>1 month later she tells me that she got pregnant
that was very fast, so fast it could only have been planned, if it were true.

No worries though, its good. You're gonna be a father and that's great
I can tell you by experience is no problem, only the first few years can be annoying, then you can just let them run around do what ever.

get ready to pay for alimony

come here and get your welfare you filthy pole nigger

i'm pretty sure the autism rate of kids only really spiked when the mother is like 35+. 30 doesn't sound that bad

The scheming bitch

No even 30 is pretty bad.

doesn't seem that bad

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Car crash with her.

Decapitate her, lol.
Works 10/10.

Can confirm. When my Asian gf told me she thought she might be pregnant, I told her she needs to abort it, and she was so pissed she told me she never wanted to see me again, and she wasn't even going to tell me the results of the test.

EU isnt as federlized as everyone thinks. I know Swedish guy that knocked up a Portguese girl in Portugal at a party and he blocked her on everything and went back to Sweden and its been 3 years and nothings happened

Just tell her that you want to have kids at some point but tell her now isnt the right time and you want to wait until you have a stable job and can provide everything for the kid, plead with her but be on her side and ask her to get an abortion, act compassionate. Once she aborts it you have the option to stay or leave

>1 in 33
>not bad

oh no no no no
JUST
U
S
T

give her drugs and wait until she passes out, then perform the abortion yourself you stupid faggot

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Man up, Buttercup.

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The "kid" you "had" with Fluttershy doesn't count you know.

OH NO
OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HE"S TAKEN EVERYTHING HE JUST STARTED COLLEGE

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>be German
>cum into gf just because
>she's pregnant
>she decides to abort it
>everything works as expected
>two weeks later it's all done

haha fuck OP and fuck Poland

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Does the French Foreign Legion interest you?

Most women are pretty much sterile by the age where that's a significant risk anyway. By 40 about 90% of a woman's eggs are nonfunctional.

Abortions are why you whites are dying out lmao

Years ago there was a oost on /b/ of a guys who aborted his gf withs with olants.
I saw the screencao, someone ought to have it.
He had a special cocktail of olants that could trigger miscarriages
Post it if you have it

Kek I know what you mean, the guy that got 3 grils pregnant and gave them tea and shit to miscarrige

Fuck I have to find it you never know it might come handy, i should have saved it

Take fucking responsibility faggot.

Found it kek

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You believed a woman and this safe day meme
Big mistake

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It's unlikely to be a significant problem until >35 and like the other guy said, most women by that age can't even get pregnant anymore.