/cum/

I still smell.

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I don't dislike black women, I just don't like them.

take a shower

They don’t look like that. They’re much fatter, darker and really ugly

only mulattas make my benis hard tbqh

my dad can whoop any of your dads asses

if you dont like black women you are mentally ill

Mixed black girls are top tier there's no denying this

My dad would just shoot your dad

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my dad went to prison when I was a young kid tbqbh

Yea well my dad’s been dead for 11 years

I agree with #2.

My dad is a 5'5 overweight engineering professor whose never been in a fight in his life and whose favourite past time is reading a book for 30 minutes then falling asleep, so yeah, he probably could

here fren..

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sounds like a based dad

Try growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood and going to school with them for 10 years. They were the loudest most annyoing fucking people I have ever met. Even on the trains, whenever there's a loud person it's almost always a black woman. Nevertheless, I do like some black women.

Hey guys,

anyone here who remembers the "Mentos - the freshmaker" commercials?

my dad is a nearly 7 foot tall construction worker
good luck!

Call your dads anons he won’t be here forever. He probably worked his butt off for you too

It's not 13% of the population that's doing 52% of crime. It's a fraction of that 13%.

I thought all Canadians were nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=0DURG2PNnVA

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I deny this.

My right nut is aching. Should I be worried?

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my nuts hurt sometimes

He's a pretty cool dude even though he always says his students don't like him

I love LOVE swedish music
youtube.com/watch?v=BMayAfYlN_k

>shaved balls and butt
>stubble is scratching my balls now
Should I have used coconut oil or something?

ok

>They don’t look like that. They’re much fatter, darker and really ugly

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I just want to feel good all the time. I hate being an adult.

youtu.be/D09Okc11afI

is this true?

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Depends how much it hurts. If you can type and solve a captcha it's probably not testicular torsion, since that's excruciatingly painful. If you're 15-25, doctors recommend palpating the testes to feel around for abnormal lumps, bumps, or bubbles. Testicular cancer is rare but it wouldn't hurt to feel around and check.

Y’ever get shooting anus pains?

not familiar with them no

youtube.com/watch?v=vxmOcAde_0s
every time i hear this my minds goes crazy with old memories and nostalgia, just fucking take me back...

From what I've seen, Asian guys don't seem to be much smaller than other guys. Most of the variation is on the individual level.

yep, i sit on my ass 16 hours a day though

I do that but i make money for half of it

I think I nutted too much recently. Is three times a day too much?

I see. Are you a zoomer?
Anyway, watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=zivWsrKQSDU

Does the voice saying "Mentos - the freshmaker" at the end of the jingle sound like a native speaker to you?
He sounds very German to me, especially the "er" at the end.

But as an ESL I am of course in no position to make such a claim and wanted to check with real American freshmakers...

youtube.com/watch?v=BbJ4Y_dM2x0
Pure cringe
Thanks God I wasn't born in m*Rica

hey guys
its friday what are you doing tonight

What I said is still true

Watching Vikings

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GF is always looking for deals on large sized condoms in Taiwan atm. I will rawdog her anyway but she probably just wants them for a clean conscience.
Market is slim and they're all pricey imports from Japan.
Some are like 25$ for a pack of 10. Yikes, much??

Getting high and watching movies

sitting at home drinking lager and talking to some wonderful people

what movies

Playing TF2 wishing I could smoke weed every day.

>getting high

unbased

Pulp Fiction, Oldboy (2003)

no, i'm 29
no, it doesn't sound like a native speaker to me. somethings off about it

what happened to the chile saga I got banned during it

I haven't heard of any dangers of frequent fapping as long as it's not interfering with other things and as long as you're aware of basic biology. I'm not a doctor but I read about things like this.

she was a whore(no suprise there) and me and some other epic folks bullied her away from /cum/

>remember all the fun I had playing MW2 and Halo 3 on xbox live
>remember I'll never get to experience those experiences ever again

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Thanks. If it is aching I will take that as a sign to give it a rest for awhile.

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Used to play San Andreas co-op with my cousin on the PS2
I'd always kiss him and he'd call me weird for it

>tfw I got the 10 nuke emblem
last cawadooty game I really got into

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Fucking faggot

Aww yes, the good old days. I remember playing Black Ops 1 back when it was the latest release.

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Today is good day, /cum/?

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This is some real homo shit brother

BO1 was the only COD I actually liked and got to the highest prestige level. I loved every map.

Lynch the gooks

reading
don't wanna do anything else

Tell me why this picture is sexual arousing for you

>i wear condoms!

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>mfw I got invited to a 11th prestige lobby and got cheats

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wtf this is a cheater free general

/cum/ stands for Cheaters. United. Miggers

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Is Trent university any good?

I've NEVER kissed a girl

that's why you gay

Not even your sister or cousin?

You never kissed your mummy on the cheek goodnight?

toes look succable and nicely pedicured and those socks are hot in some way also the toe spread thing she does

why would she use this pic to answer that question other than to make dix hard...taeyeon definitely is one of k-pop's biggest footsluts and keeps teasing with them all the time

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WRONG
cringe
not that i cant remember, maybe when i was really young

God i'm not gay but Jerma is hot

lol you must be a repressed homo

a true christian paragon

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she has fat, ugly feet tho

My first kiss was unironically my cousin when I was 8 years old. I wish I never did it.

Who would have known the most compact streamer on Twitch would also be the most handsome

Actually, I just remembered, it wasn't my cousin it was my aunt.

>I wish I never did it.
Why?
Also /dixie/ is this way

Because I would have rather my first kiss to have been with a first love. Even though I never had a gf before.

that general seems awful

it's not