Take my gf to McDonalds

>she knows we have drinks at home
>she orders a Big Mac and a large soda
>i tell her she could get a McDouble for $1.19
>says she doesn't care, Big macs are better
why are women so stupid? this bitch is spending all my money

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Why are you letting her order for herself when you're paying, cuck

Well, Bit Macs ARE better.

>gf
there's your mistake.

>being a in serious romantic relationship with someone who orders a drink at fast food restaurants
leave her right fucking now

You clearly can't afford a gf OP
>mcdonalds

Things that never happened

Its another incel larp thread

>Take my gf to McDonalds
disgusting

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

IF SHE BREATHE

C. Engineer here. 100k salary, still live with mom and separated from gf. She's a musician and she pays for all my food. In return, I usually spend as much on silly dates for her or evenings in the park.

Silly pajeets and incels will never truly "make" it unless they find an "equal" who complements their lifestyle. Also, invested in BTC early 2016, AMA.

>not ordering a double quarter pounder with lettuce and Big Mac sauce
>still thinking he’s gonna make it

ywn feed her the $5.00 20 piece chicken nuggets doused in sweet n sour at sunset...
and suck the nugget gas brap out at sunrise...
you will never know the "sweet & sour"

>ordering a double quarter pounder with lettuce and Big Mac sauce
They allow this??

Of course they do

>not ordering a cheeseburger no meat and a quarter patty by itself

this cost like 2.15 in canada, so probably even cheaper in usa

forgot to add- ask them to substitute the regular bun for a quarter pounder bun
its an option and costs nothing

double quarter pounder is too much meat.

YOU BLITHERING NINCOMPOOP, BY ADDING THOSE LARGER PATTIES, YOU ARE TINKERING WITH THE DELICATE BALANCE OF THE BIG MAC!!

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My wife brings me food home from the restaruant she manages. We use the money we're saving to buy Chainlink. I have a feeling that one LINK will buy you a whole big mac in the future.

Love me some Burger King

...

Crying about that? user, i once took a few buddies to some fast food joint and the fattest (ofc) of 'em ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda... Just for himself, mind you. During the drive home some assholes tried to trash our car, and the dude managed to eat all mah damn food.

Anyway, stop whining.

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You can get my sweet shit rolled into a banana leaf for free op. Much cheaper than e mcdouble.
She should dump you, your a stingy pleb that looks for savings in inappropriate places

This

We cant all afford to dine at fucking Five Guys you fucking spoilt cunt.

this made me kek

You don't have to *dine* at McDonalds either you fucking miserable cunt. Muricans be muricans.Money can't buy you style but holy fuck you are in desperate need of some. FUCKIN MC DONALDS

Bitches huh, what are you gonna do?

>too much meat
I understand each of these words, but that combination makes no sense at all.

>this thread

*snibbedy snab*

>100k salary, live with mom
so should have at least about 300-400k in savings
>invested in btc early 2016
$400 a piece, let's say you're super conservative and only put 5% in, that's 40 btc
how the FUCK are you not worth 8 figures right now? did you fall for the hodl!!xD meme?

>what is cooking
Pathetic

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>doesnt order newly jewtaxed McDouble with big mac sauce and lettuce..

Shiggity shoogity

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Why do white people stink?

>Take my gf to McDonalds

I fucking hate Americans so much.

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McDonalds is going to catch onto this meme eventually stop reposting it

Nothing wrong with getting a drink if it is with a combo.

Is your gf's name Sergey?
If it is, I have bad news for you buddy.

Bog macs are a status symbol faggot. Ill bet you dont even own any linkies . Stay poor m8

SHE KNOWS ABOUT LINK
also who the fuck can drink a large soda? i can barely drink a few sips of a small one it's so sweet. if i drank a large one i'd probably go into diabetic shock

the syrup based sodas they have at mcdonalds are different to a bottled soda

your gf knows this because she is smart unlike you

McDonald's Coke is top notch.

the trick is letting the women ask you out so they pay for everything

i'm assuming you're a chad, per your picture

you can get bigger fries along with the burger and water for less than combo price. Drinks are the most marked up thing on the menu, and I'm really only there for the greasy burgers.

>too much sauce
>middle bun slides around on the sauce
>saucey lettuce everywhere

Nah.

You're paying two dollars for a cup of water, sugar, and dye.

>>she knows we have drinks at home
Going for good ole beetus, aren't you? Soft drinks, not even once.

>he cant pay 2 dollars more to really treat his girl to what she wants to eat

>there is such a thing as too much meat
holy shit are you a fucking faggot