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How do you sleep?

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yeh ive been on brit like once since i put the blog up and hes been seeing me everywhere hahahaha great archive read this evening
dunno if i give a shit anymore, think i frazzled him enough

going back in now too cold

hows the chiken keiv

side
>inb4 bent

who let the retard make the new?

have to sleep on my back on an incline or my ears clog up

Still defrosting, I had it in the freezer so it'll be a while
Dunno what to have it with

defrosting some chicken nigger lads

pork belly ramen for dinnies lads

my jaw just snapped into place
worrying

he thinks anyone who tells him to fuck off is you with a proxy, he's convinced only 2 or 3 people don't like him ahahahaha

good lad I had ramen last night

how was it

started listening to Asking Alexandria and cutting myself desu

did /brit/ get the numbers?

did try to appeal blog takedown but they told me to fuck off, reiterated that 'wordpress reserves the right to take content down for any or no reason at all' which is a bit paki
put up a couple more but they dint last long, he must be googling himself like a madman lol

chips or some bread would be my recomendación

the irony of emmett saying that anyone can be tough online then proceeding to say that he "knows the people he knows" and that mouthyank would get his "fucking head cut off"

good the broth was excellent

emmett garcin IS a paedophile

did you do the broth yourself? im just gonna be using stock because im le lazy man but i wanna try doing a bone broth some time in the near future
got a matey who works at the butcher so i reckon id be able to get him to sort me out with lots of good bones and stuff

why don't you guys just host it on your computer lmfao
what's with all this wordpress bullshit you guys are doing. the maximum amount of traffic the emmett blog will get is about 1/10th of what your computer can handle
jesus it's like you bunch don't know anything about hosting smear websites
alternatively just do it on google sites which is almost never moderated

yeah did the broth myself with chicken bones from yesterday

been away for a week and you retards are STILL jacking off Emmet ffs

need a sweet anita gf 2bh lads

Naw I went to a restaurant got the shoyu broth

yeh dont care enough to do all that
>you guys
literally all me haha, i already had a wordpress blog so i just used it rather than sign up for something else

okay this is nice and confusing

cba might just do some rice and then drench it all in hp sauce to make it bearable

you spend much more time autistically evading wordpress than it would take to put up a simple as balls html file with emmetts antics

dont care virgin

>been away for a week
bullshit 2bh

Americans and Canadians should use 'reckon' more often so I don't feel bad for using it

The loudest gun I’ve ever fired was a .22. Typically .22s aren’t very loud at all, even firecrackers are louder, but my buddy had a .22 Derringer that fires .22 magnums instead of .22lr and it made my ears ring for several seconds after firing it. I’ve shot 12 gauge shotguns that weren’t nearly as loud as this gun.

ever see a koala irl?

>rice drenched in HP sauce

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yeah at the zoo

you do you i suppose.
im not the one desperately trying to put up blogs to spite some neet on Jow Forums. sad

yeah goes down a treat

lame

>when an RTS game from 1995 successfully predicted the current state of affairs

youtube.com/watch?v=5c9xyryhCqY

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my dad said when he first got his place this would have been in the 70s there was some around
im pretty sure theyre dying out though and will go extinct in our lifetime

put yer ears on
(well no shit its the size of the load that makes the noise not the bullet)

sounds absolutely vile x

why are the pretty ones always insane

youre drinking emmetts retarded koolaid
theres no targeted campaign going on, i just made a couple of blogs last month to scare him cos they became the top google result

what about wombats?

give me a quick rundown on the state of our affairs

*offers you some of my retarded kool aid*

dont know much about wombats but i would guess that they are a bit more well off

they are cute :3

why they call em wombats for if they dont have wings

ill have to turn that down

yeah they are

reckon josie wants the pipe

They're more wom than bat

back from the sesh :)

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you're yessed the fuck out.
if you're not ethnic Sverige gj you won a country.

did the closet case larp about doing dope again wahey lads based as

aha and that's in the video? mad

shut the fuck up

>22P
are the lads out on the lash or what

trip on you manchild

weird things for emmett garcin from maple ridge to say
is he some sort of murderous paedophile?

Can't imagine the morale there now after that deal

watch him deny this like the scum and trash he is

what are you on about

Donde esta Beto?

sudden pong of BO and sweat
someone must be typing up a storm
think its being carried by the trade winds from canada

harvesting maize

hes so mean to his sister whats his deal

he wants to rape and kill her i think, but arent both of those things illegal? :/

desuarchive.org/int/thread/97132842/#97134812
this one is particularly disturbing

Don't you keep up to date with what's happening in your own country? No. Of course you wouldn't. At this point nor would I

thoughts?

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too right granddad, now lets get you tucked in

I want beautiful and sexy Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a gnarly, pungent fart.

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white radish is good for you

one of my more underrated posts i think

Grandad*

the whole just b urself thing really isn't just a meme

hes not my gran's dad hes her husband

fuck up you spastic little dyke munter
was phoneposting in the same thread as you hours ago and you didn't realize, pants on head fucking r*tard

how do you know she didn't realise?

why are you so agro

i opened /brit/ for the first time since 2018 about 3 hours ago

what are you even on about you clown lol

are you really Spanish?

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