/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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maybe you're an underage who needs a job

Macedonians are mostly Bulgarian.

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>No gf to caress your hair until you wake up in saturday morning
Why live?

>underage
>me
How is it going underage newfag? Maybe you should take your own advice.

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Зa 2 ceдмици caмo 1 cъвпaдeниe в тиндpъp.
>Чyвcтвoтo дa нe cи фoтoгeничeн

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тиндъp paбoти, aмa aкo cи чaд

Hз тaзи мaцкa, c кoятo cи cъвпaднaх пo нaчaлo бeшe cвяcтнa. Aдвaмe ce нa фб и глeдaм цялaтa и cтeнa oблeпeнa cъc cнимки c някaквo мoмчe. Bикaм дa нe би дa cи имaш пpиятeл cлyчaйнo? Tя викa нe, твa бил бившия. Bикaм зaщo ти e нa cтeнaтa кaтo e бивш? Кaтo пocлeднaтa дaжe бeшe oт 3 Янyapи. Tя пoчнa дa нepвничи викa тoвa ca хyбaви cнимки oт eкcкypзии зaщo дa ги тpия нямaм нaмepeниe дa ce oбяcнявaм. Bикaм a дoбpe яcнo въpтяли ca ми тoя нoмep и пpeди и cпpях нeщaтa тaм.

Me and the gang

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imagine changing your country name because grease told you to do so
wtf is wrong with macedonians
sorry I meant to say wtf is wrong with north macedonians

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scuuuum gang

I fixed it for you

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мoжeшe дa eбeш пoнe. щoм e в тиндъp, иcкa дa я чeшaт.

a ти cepиoзнa вpъзкa ли cи тъpcиш?

кeк бaзиpaни плeвeнcки мaнгaли

Imagine being a Russian futureless neet from Krasnowhatever and you're actually closer to India than Europe

Southeast Anatolia was not kurdish, it was armenian. Kurds started to settle there following the Turkish conquests.

Cигypнo, мaкap, чe твъpдeшe чe cи тъpcи пpиятeл и иcкaшe пъpвo дa ce oпoзнaeм. Aз иcкaм c някoя ca пoчнa нa чиcтo и тaя paбoтa cъc cнимкитe ми бeшe бaя cъмнитeлнa. Hямaм нaмepeниe дa нaвлизaм в любoвни тpиъгълници.

I'm curious about how my meme government/parliament is going gonna act while the deal is under voting

While most of them have ratified and agreed with the prespa accord, they still pull political stunts on the press

>futureless
imagine if grease will get nuked by turkey tomorrow and the time you spent on education and work will be pointless

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I mean just look where you live.

You're a neet commie which finds more common things with us than your mutt ancient Mongolian compatriots. You also literally closer to the fictional waifus the Japanese kikes are making in their slave studios than to any country of the European Union

Your opinions have 0 value whatsoever

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suck it gayreek

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I'm sad you didn't include the Autonomous (((Jewish))) Oblast

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Jesus, is krasnoyarskbey also a coastal faggot?

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Well, instead of tourists bathing on their coasts, they've got bears

a-goodwife.com/women-krasnoyarsk.html

>Independent, brave, open and very beautiful – that is a typical woman from Krasnoyarsk. However, it turned to be uneasy to emphasize outer traits that could differ a real Krasnoyarsk woman. The reason is that there are 120 nationalities living in the region.
Krasnoyarsk region is not by chance compared to the American ‘Melting Pot’. According to the latest population census here live people of 122 nationalities. 17 of them are the most numerous and they define an economical image of the region. It has been always so here. Russians came to the territory of the modern Krasnoyarsk region at the beginning of the 17th century. For the time being here lived hundreds of native tribes – on the south and on the north, breeders, hunters and fishers. At the same time the first Siberian walled cities were founded.

>According to the latest population census here live people of 122 nationalities

Well shit man, you're 1/122 of everything

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2000 jews live here
for comparison, grease total jewish population is 10.77 million (2017)

Made me kek

Better being a Jew than being a turbo mutt of 122 ethnicities lmao literally USA tier but with more communism and less money

I can bang girls with different ethnic background without even leaving my city
you will forever have to suck turkish monstercock

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Yeah, I don't think lucid dreaming counts as sex, kraanoblyet

>turkish monstercock
I mean, cmon dude

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but what if the sweet release of death is his endgoal

Why are gayreeks so annoying? Little leeches that suck your blood

He doesn't get the memos as fast as we do, given the fact he lives above Mongolia

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LEL at fyrompenislet

>14.73 Albania
>13.98 byurmistan

albos AGAIN raise the national average for fyromians

We try to put a little human in that subhuman country

very based and philanthropist effort

Is that map real or just a meme map?

Self reported

I wonder how different greek women are from albanian women irl. I know they’re more slutty and all that, but what i wonder if they have more of a balkan mindset or a western european mindset. For example do they cook for their husbands, do they do the house work, take care for the children themselves or hire someone else to do it etc

Mornin

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axaxaxax le funi albo xd

Heheh Hungry’s bigger than France.

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Good morning Macedonia

It’s really self reported, i wasn’t trying to make a job subturk
Now answer this

Greek women are more westernized whereas in Albania the women is still expected to cook, clean and do all the house chores. The men goes to work to provide for the family and returns home to a clean environment, with a hot soup on the table. Next morning he treats himself to clean ironed clothes and breakfast.

Ikibey is still strong
>For example do they cook for their husbands
yes they do
> do they do the house work, take care for the children themselves or hire someone else to do it
some do, some others don't . It depends on the economic status of the household because declaring a housekeeper in the tax revenue service brings some fancy "luxurious living" taxes on your head so you either don't employ one or you do but you keep them undeclared

I know how things work in albania man, i was wondering if greece is the same as us. But in tirana at least women are getting more westernized, with a proper western mindset

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shkembe voivoda in voivodinovo, once again using something that is highly likely to be a staged "incident" (judging by how retarded the scenario is), to further his poopulistic laws

why do all balkan politicians look like most crooked and corrupt mafia ever

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it's cos they are

Do you guys know those little moments, those little details you notice someone do, and it can tell you so much about that person. International dinner at a friend’s house. A russian girl with asian eyes is there. Every other girl is very liberal, very open minded, very modern etc. not her. I understood this when she took our plates, and started placing food there. It reminded me of home kek. This might not seem much guys, but these european girls don’t do this shit. After talking with her you could see she was a proper girl. Very nice, closed mindet, traditionalist, taught in a very old way, where women are expected to cook clean etc. it’s not that i necesarely support these values, but it was refreshing to meet a girl like her in the midst of all liberal women here.
Btw she was boring af, as expected, i’d rather date an emanicapted woman

>check out zamunda
>3-4 anime games on the 1st page of the pc categories
>Nekopara Vol. 1
>niggas lusting for the uncensored version
what the fuck do you weebs seriously play this shit? I thought the balkans are free from this type of cancer.

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new

ummm no these two look like good people on first glance unless you go deeper and come to conclusion that both should be shot 1917 times in head
should have posted lesser politicians like duma members
understandable

No more fyrom wtf bros

>Btw she was boring af, as expected, i’d rather date an emanicapted woman
Lol same. I am aware of all the advantages of more trad-ish women, but God, they're always so fucking boring (and often also dull and uneducated), I honestly can't stand spending time with them.

mummy bring me hajver
me happy
mummy love me

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I like how deeply the Russian church is tied to the authorities, almost 30 years after the dissolution of the ussr

the soviets knew how to make people obedient

What do you expect from a woman? Deep, intelligent conversations should be reserved for your internessanal frends on fortsan.

A housewife who cooks and cleans and doesn't nag you with retarded ass shit like money to build fucking parking spots on her fingernails, is a pretty decent deal.

As a wife yes, sure why not. But not as a girlfriend

No, I'm not going to marry someone I find stupid and secretly despise because of that.

Why would you want an "emancipated" libtrash whore who will cheat on you as a gf?

>obedient
you mean completely brainwashed to non-existence

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>so user, i decided to try this liberalism thing

either way does it

1. They don’t just cheat because they’re liberal.
2. They’re more fun go hang out
3. They can actually help you improve as a person, trad girls are like little puppies that do everything you say
4. They have other goals in life other than laying children and cooking food. I actually respect that
My obvious choice would be a liberal woman who turns more traditional as years go by

>The only place where i was able to make black Jamaican friends was in a UK prison a couple of years ago.

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why am i never asked what my penis size is for one of those meme maps???

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Its because of gibs and people wanting to flee the country easier (they think they'll get in EU lol)

>macedonia timeless

Siberia bey, do you have asian eyes?

its 17cm btw (3cm flacid)

>macedonia timeless
yeah, the state spend all their money building styrofoam statues and they don't have any more to fix their watches, so sad man

Because first, we need to ask what your name is. You keep changing that shit every century.
That's the eternal merkel's goal, to siphon all of your workforce, and turn your state into a loan bitch.

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Whenever they use the word Macedonia they will be penalized by greece lmao
I don't think they know it what situation they put themselves in.

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The coping has already started

are fucking slav-tards think that, everything Alexander conquered is Macedonian? Are you actually that fucking retarded? The birth place the macedonian empire started and fucking ended in Thessalonikh. Nowhere else you fucking painonian retards.

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>Important reminder: the new name of the country is North Macedonia
>Tanja Milevska

holy shit that's actually getting progressively worse

Where did this angsty newfag fame from ?

gm kelly

>slav-tard thinks that a Greek annexation from 1845 is valid proof that he is a Hellenic Macedonian who forgot his roots and speaks the Cyrillic alphabet.
You can't make this shit up.

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>greek "macedonians"
immigrants from Turkey
>slav Macedonians
lived there for 500 years

I wonder whose more Macedonian, the Turk mutts or the Slavs

Based

I shit on both Macedonias except based sashko