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Would be so embarrassing if your willy went limp during a double anal

i'd worry about spaffing too fast when i felt his willer rub against mine

far too obvious
fakehatecrimes.org

give it a fucking rest leftypol it's saturday morning
can we just talk about crisps?

well done. what do you win?

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and despite that you're still a fucking loser. so much for IQ eh

>133 is considered a high IQ in Jersey
yikes

>want sausages and toast for breakfast
>mummy has thrown out the packet
>no idea how long to cook my delicious sausages

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was it an online test?
they inflate your score so that you post screencaps on social media, including their site address, driving traffic to them
my high score on an online IQ test is 152
my average is 136

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staying local for my holidays this summer and trying the best local grub this country has to offer. a gastric stay-cation if you will, or a 'gaycation' as I'm calling it to everyone

nowt

you don't know me

Brexit is cancelled :^ )

blog on

yeah, mensa one.

>Muslims ask you to get them stuff
>Sikhs will work together to give hundreds of people hot meals no questions asked
Really makes you think huh

agreed, that is a problem, but I think it requires a better approach than "just cry lol, it's ez"

leftypol will be fuming

blog on

Just cook it on low are periodically check the outside then cut it open to see if they inside is cooked

preston is brotier

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just had a tesco sausage, disgusting

whats the plan for today lads?

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yeah but they're rich and you're not

try and read 100 pages of my books

All of you will work for me.

The bbc loves black people, Like you'd think if they're going to stick non-whites they'd stick a few asians in there as well but nope. Apparently only white and black people co-existed back then.

kek, good post

Was at a house party last night and met a homosexual couple. Chatted to them quite a bit and they were really friendly lads, just like ordinary people. Thought to myself that it was very refreshing that they didn't feel the need to act like camp poofters all the time, and that more homosexuals should take their lead and just be normal. Did not express these sentiments verbally though, in case they caused offence.

going to nuck a sigger

Eat some Fettuccine Alfredo and drink a Mexican coke then go to bed

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just found out the sausages i get fund charities in africa. fuming.

looks like we'll all be voting ukip then
which will split the tory vote and put labour in power
which means acceleration of the immigration and "multiculturalism" crisis, coupled with economic collapse due to socialism
which means a descent into civil strife, leading to complete anarchy
from which will rise an authoritarian populist leader, backed by the (nationalistic) british army
see what you've done?
by denying brexit you've put hitler in power again
hate to say i told you so

Need Emma Watson to lower herself on to my willer and then I will take her to pound town.

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gotta fix the chain on my motorbike then take it to the garage so they can fix the front brake as I've been riding it with only the rear brake for at least 6 months
I've been meaning to do this for a long time so there's no guarantee it'll happen today

>my average is 136

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have another drink get drunk fall over

one of my best mates is gay and he's flamboyant but not in your face flamboyant if you get me
really down to earth too so it's always a real treat to be around him

>My average is 136
If your IQ isn't above 150, please don't reply to me.

Can't be that hard to change the brake yourself? Or is it something wrong with brake system itself?

Mad how no one knows who runs the central banks innit

i'd wish the same except i've a micropenis and i don't want her to laugh

Why would you choose a motorbike over a car? it's nowhere near as comfy and safe. No heater, no radio and can't sit back and relax.

wish it was legal to hunt welsh people on reservations

Brewery tour and piss up with the old man, uncle and cousin

Wish I had a British gf that would ride my face

>ride my face
Are you a poofter?

needs bleeding, I don't have the tools
5 minute job for them

it's cheaper, no traffic, unlimited free parking
and I have headphones for long journeys

Go to my mates gaff and drink cans

lowest score was 128 iirc
it's an online test mate
they boost the score so you post their site on facebook

Having a girl ride your face is peng desu

did your uncle ever molest your bum growing up?

No? Face riding/sitting is hot.

Never had a gf

>is hot
Alri homo haha

#niggersquaddddd

Where my NIGGERS at? PS fuck wh*te dogs

fuck off you raghead homo

true g*

You wake up in Paris, city of romance.

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Do you lads ever think about how the ruling class always tries to take away things people like?

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>fuck off you raghead homo
fuck off you underarm bowling, vagina sucking homo

What up my nigger

are amazon warehouses as bad to work in as they're made out to be? are they uniquely any worse than any other similar warehouse toil? will they go under now that bezos is JUST?

Gorge myself croissants on and vaginas

They fucking suck

reckon affirmative action and political correctness has made them more shite to work in
lad I talked to a long time ago about it said how those things made his work not only miserable but extremely inefficient

Pakistanis should be hung from lampposts and butchered on the street with crude knives

I reckon they're a meme, but I've never worked in one. I have worked in another warehouse with a notorious turnover rate and that was a piece of piss.

t. hard cunt

fucking state
>Andy Murray's 10 best feminist moments
independent.co.uk/life-style/women/andy-murray-retirement-feminist-moments-equal-pay-sexism-women-gender-a8723171.html

turns out my high score was 155 lol
didn't bother screencapping the other scores

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So does your mother you nigger ape

these girls must be in some pain the morning after these legalporno scenes

Good post

t. vagina sucker haha

Are they still protesting?

Absolutely love the fact that Andy Murray's Scottish makes the Brits SEETHE.

test

Imagine being so low IQ that you do online IQ tests and post about the results

How arse blasted is this fucking freak over his online IQ score?

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love love
hate hate
simple as

ThingsScottishPeopleSay

good bloke

I have the highest IQ in this thread (~135)

Mission control to rorke, come in rorke, come in rorke, do you read me? do you read me rorke?

No sign of rorke on our radars? God help us all... he's gone ballistic..

Call the president, tell him its a code red..

Mr President sir, we're unable to recall rorke

just ban ritually prepared meat and circumcision, and crack down hard on sharia courts
get police to smash anyone who tries to riot or do terrorism about it
simple as