Been sexting a cute 7/10 Brazilian delicia for a few weeks

Ooh I see

They're both arab mutts, what's the difference?

say you hate him too, you want to fuck her not build a nation together

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The ones you meet abroad or in Brazil are. Only really losers that live isolated from society voted Balsamico

the grass is always greener on the other side

I actually fucked a brazilian once AMA

God I wish I could do the same

You are right! We can see on this map that only isolated places full of poverty vote for him, while the most developed and most
sociable place in Brazil (northeast) voted for the other one!!! xD

Nice try Muhammad van der Abdul

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>Only really losers that live isolated from society voted Balsamico
Actually Bolso won in almost all capitals, even in the northeast. Most people that voted for the other guy were isolated rural people.

don't ever talk about politics with girls there is absolutely no way to come out on top
if you agree with her political opinions she will think you're a cuck, if you disagree with her political opinions she will think you're an areshole
just tell her 'you believe in equality' and leave it at that

A few years ago you elected Lula. Do you flip ideologies so easily?

did she taste like a macaco?

Alright people I will now officially say it: A brown gf is the only thing I ever want to have in life. I'm willing to sacrifise anything in my possesion to get one. Just HOW do I get a brown qt? What's the secret

>!!! xD
lmoa underage faggot

god i wish that were me

i guess irony is a hard thing to you understand, right?

Actually. Depends where you what to find her. Mostly will be good diggers trying to escape the shitholes where they born.you as a foreigner, has to take extra care when coming to these places. Once a Brazilian capture you with her vagina, you are screwed. She will leeches all your money and never do anything more in her life.

Yeah. Don't talk about politics with Brazilian women. They are all leftists. The ones that vote for bolso still get horrified by his "sexism" sometimes. They are all brainwashed by media at this point.

that sounds pretty hot

The upper-middle class doesn't care about money, they care more about your looks and overall social status(i.e foreigner from europe), differently from the middlet where it's the opposite.
I guess the best way to proceed is to find a rich Brazilian girl. Most of them hang out in private parties and in their little rich bubble. They're very hard to get, you need to be chad-tier of looks and(or) heir of a medium-sized business.

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how dare she have an opinion on the politicians of her country you as an outsider know everything about brazil and basedsonaro supported by epic celebrities like ronaldinho just shag her you crinepot and don’t stick your nose into other countries politics because of what some loser on Jow Forums told you

Ronaldinho was an exception and got demonized by the media, most celebs are against him.

Wow, women don't actually like being considered second class citizens? Clearly gultural margism leftist gommunist media has brainwashed them.

Yeah. When you be buying thousands of euros in gifts to sustain her bitchness, we talk. Look, here, they think every European or American it is a millionaire.

>you need to be chad-tier of looks
Illustration.

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>caring about politics in 2k18
what are you, a drone or insect or something?

Yeah. What a absurd. No women really likes the right-wing. They voted for bolso because their men voted for him.

That's every woman in existence.

2k19* shiiet

Never seen a man with such a chin. I thought I was handsome, but this guy, geez...

Holy fuck
Imagine having to compete with this

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Your level of autism scares me

Fuck just imagine how disgusting we chinlets must look to girls

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I don't have to imagine, I want to kys everytime I see my subhuman profile

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Don't text her back user

>A brown gf is the only thing I ever want to have in life.
To have a curvy brown qt gladly service all of your needs must be heaven. I imagine them to be so warm and bubbly - unlike wh*te "women".

Marry her

>says she hates bolsonaro
Tell her stories about how progressive you are to convince her to give her bunda to you. Once you've dicked her, tell her: TA COM MEDO DE QUE, PETISTA SAFADA?

How can such a hot person be so cool at the same time?

just play theame and agree with her, that's what I've been doing all the time and my life is the same (not with woman, with friends)
at a certain moment they stop talking politic shit

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

how so

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Find another qt man. Look for one that likes cooking and stuff too. Do things right.

Honestly just say you are German. Germans are we'll respected in Latin america and as far as whites goes they rank them at the very top because of WW2 so they mistake your German-ness for confidence.

If you are not white but still German you can still do the same. Lean into being German.

Falls du Uni Student bist geh zum Erasmus Büro bzw. International Students Office an deiner Uni und arrangiere dich dort bis du eine gefunden hast.

Entweder du findest dort direkt eine oder du freundest dich mit einer an und die bringt dich dann in die Latina Expat Community in deiner Stadt. Beides Win/Win

Fuck as much as you can, in every hole, impregnate her, and then run, disappear, as she seems to be leftist let her taste that big baby pill, and you can make Brazil a little bit whiter

Guess I can't post your mum anymore