69 decides what I say on vocaroo. No longer than 100 words

I want boland in my boi pucci

"Whispers in the Wind"
"To Each His Own"
"Put It Where It Doesn't Belong"
"My Pipes Need Cleaning"
"All Tit-Fucking Volume 8"
"I Need Your Cock"
"Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers"
"My Cut Needs Shafts"
"Cum Clean"
"Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts"
"Cum Buns III"
"Cumming in Socks"
"Cum On Eileen"
"Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum"
"Girls Who Crave Cock"
"Girls Who Crave Cum"
"Men Alone II: the KY Connection"
"Pink Pussy Lips"
"All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"

Scuuuum gaaaaaang

Fuck Argentina
Fuck Argentina
Fuck Argentina
Fuck Argentina
Fuck Argentina

Traps are gay and so are you

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Say it loud
Say it clear
wh*toids are not welcome here

Neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri

Nigger poo willy fart

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

you guys suck

I'M RUNNING NIGGAS DOWN IN THEY GROUPS
I'M SLIDING OVER CARS WHILE I SHOOT
I THINK THAT I'M TOM CRUISE
BUT, BITCH I'M BOBBY WITH THAT TOOL

Me? Yeah, Celtic.

im unable to fully retract my foreskin due to phimosis

chupa me pene

Islam will dominate

Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
(Scum Gang!)

so close

close

Israel is not a legitimate state

N

Why did Czechens attack Boston?

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

I feed my wife's son with soy milk because I'm gay

I'm not gay, but I like fucking men in the ass in a heterosexual way

This time I won't end up another victim of love

youtube.com/watch?v=tV5uCaohRxM

Czech'em

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Excuse me, but I happened to overhear your discussion and would like to point out that

100 words smelly paki

lol

rerolling this

hmm

All germans should be supplied with a free MENA gf

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

>100 word limit
I thought you guys would get more blood in your brains being upside down and all

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Czech are not white (and why this is a good thing)

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Wew lad

I never use cussing in 22 years - but the gloves are off. Listen you son of a bitch. What the fuck's your problem? You wanna sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian? You get in my face with that I'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. You piece of shit. You fucking goddamn fucker. Listen fuckhead, you've fucking crossed the line. Get that through your goddamn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit. You're the people who've fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost an election, so stop shooting your mouth off claiming that I'm the enemy. You got that you goddamn son of a bitch. Fill your hand, I'm sorry but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking fighting words, excuse me.

mouse police

this

I think the political discourse has become too polarized. Instead of genuine thought exchange you have idiots competimg, who can yell the loudest and poking holes into strawmen. But politics is something you can't escape, even "I'm apolitical" is a political statement.

Majulah Singapura

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I WANT TO SUCK AN INDIAN COCK

The Indians send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal
She is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language
It's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses
When the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead
And arrows in his hat
And davy crockett rides around
And says it's cool for cats

September 30, 1938 best day of my life

Chabos wissen wer der Babo ist moruQ

Be my friend?

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Fucking brap-posters I swear.

leafpost?
>leafpost

I lick gay cum ass ohhhh yes I love islam

this but the song
youtube.com/watch?v=3ODoSOcrQO0

Mathematically speaking, there is a 0.99^350 chance of no one getting a 69.
Indeed, this approximates only 3% but as the thread goes on and no 69 appears the odds get better and better. There was only a 1.7% chance at post zero.

I love cocks! I need a fat cock in my ass right now.

SPLÄTS SPLÖÖÖÖT :-DDD

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niggers fist my asshole daily and fuck my mom

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this is fucking awful

Reroll

Nah guys you dont get it, I jack off to scat porn ironically, ok? I mean who'd unironically jack off the the soothing squelching sounds of cute Japanese girls smearing each other in their lovely light brown hued feces like peanut butter in its chunky delight, not me!

WHITE BOY GETS ANALLY RAPED BY KARA BOGA WITH FACTS AND LOGIC

Fuck white people

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Otenba ja nai ze

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convert to islam or die

“Czechia is gay” x33 +”braaaap” at the end

wow

There’s nothing I love more than seeing my girlfriend getting fucked by a big black bull. I beat off my micro-dick yesterday just thinking about it.

MOMMMMMYYYY!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POO POOO PEEE POOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wh*te “people” deserve death.

lol

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Niggas be flexin

Nah guys you dont get it, I jack off to scat porn ironically, ok? I mean who'd unironically jack off the the soothing squelching sounds of cute Japanese girls smearing each other in their lovely light brown hued feces like peanut butter in its chunky delight, not me! Not me, at all haha. I would never think of being tied down as women continuously squat over my face to relieve themselves. Never would I want that at all as my entire face is buried under the hill of that creamy delight which slowly pierces through every hole of my hole. No not me haha

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When we break we’ll wait for our miracle, god is a place where some holy spectacle lies.
And when we break we’ll wait for our miracle god is a place you will wait for the rest of your life.

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Drecksleben Gringo ist müde Herzschmerzen wegen alte Liebe alles Lüge Glas Flash Ice Bonbon knistert nonstop Sturmhaube Nylon Capse (Überfall) auf dein Patron Pardon Cabron heul nicht rum und gib mir das Passwort 9 Uhr Termin Jobcenter Ericsson klingelt unbekannt Vermittler guckt mich böse an Gringo geht trotzdem ran letze Nacht wieder zugeschlagen 20 Bullen jagen uns auf Autobahn wir rasen mit 1000 Cash Karten im Gepäck Elektrowaren Steven studiert in Harvard Hamad macht 8 Kilo Tokat (abgezogen) er hat Hunger und dreht den Herd auf 200 auf Kokain Krise schiebt Vater Wolverine Filme bezahlt keine Miete

Hello

Wie Böhmen noch bei Öst'reich war
vor finfzig Jahr, vor finfzig Jahr,
hat sich mein Vater g'holt aus Brünn
a echte Weanerin.

Jow Forums is a 2hu board

Fuck off amerishart

Just a quick update, we're at 4% now. If the thread goes beyond 400, we're still at around 3%.

Nah guys you dont get it, I jack off to scat porn ironically, ok? I mean who'd unironically jack off the the soothing squelching sounds of cute Japanese girls smearing each other in their lovely light brown hued feces like peanut butter in its chunky delight, not me! Not me, at all haha. I would never think of being tied down as women continuously squat over my face to relieve themselves. Never would I want that at all as my entire face is buried under a hill of creamy delight permeating every nook and cranny of my face. No, not me; I'd never want that at all.

pidoras pushol nanuy

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