Swedish-finnish history

>She
do not want.

Know your autism lion lore
>Mimmi
Mikko

They're both boys because the aussie dumb cunt doesnt know Finnish names

girls*

implying mimmi is not a girl (male)

>Mikko is a girl's name
wtf are you talking about?

The only thing which Estonians similar to Finns is language.
Balts are closer to any kind of slavs more than to finns.

it's actually both

Et tu, Liettua.

no?

I love yo finland

Why the fuck are you bullying us Lithuania? You should be our ally

Thanks börje, I love you too :3

Have you heard about the Finn-Estonian continuum?

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What an arousing picture desu

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Finland is literally made for BBC

we love you

We need to kill Sweden together
Finns 5 million
Lithuanians 3 million
Latvians 2 million
Estonians 1 million
combined we are strong

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we are already stronger than sweden we have 900 000 trained soldiers ready to rape every single swede how would they stop us?

>how would they stop us?
We just take out our cocks or slap you in the ass and finns go down on the knees ready for it

Wtf I want to enroll in Swedish army now!

Hello my swedish brothers

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Pekka...

the swede cower in fear of the neekeriarmeija

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>900 000 trained soldiers
No, you have 900k reserves. Old, skinny-fat bald alcoholic geezer Finns who couldn't run a mile even if they were promised to suck a Swedish dick when they finish.

sweden have the best professional army in the nordic, and the best airforce

The finnish people are strong and masculine, cease your gayposting.

That's not much to brag about

>can only protect stockholm
You can keep stockholm and skåne but we will take rest

Stockholm and belong is the only thing worth keeping. However I am KVEN and will fight to the death to defend glorious KVENLAND

If we were to fight, it would be a defensive war for Finland. But we won't, because half of your population would probably side with us.

>D*Nes

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lmao

Cute girl, stop being mean Sweden

If you post a meme, I can edit it to your liking user.

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Ignore , This is the real edition

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holy shit that's so adorable

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Here it is without the pepsi joke

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Who made this anyways?

kek

>blue
me :)

australian finnlover/hater

:-)

You should learn about integration from us, your neeger's seems to be running around gunning people down

Aww, that's too cute and i feel bad for finland-chan

Here is the improved and more realistic version of it

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this is the best one so far

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ok this one is even better

>finni

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Negers raus

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it's in Icelandic lol

this wasn't funny to begin with and it certainly isn't now

shit is /mlp/ tier gay

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lame and not based, sorry

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The only "people" they are gunning down are other neekeris

Do you want some stryk proxynorsk

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I just didn't appreciate how it belittled our Norwegian brothers that's all, please don't hurt me

Thanks m8, both my OC ofc, if you have any requests gimme them now and I will fulfill the next 3 requests! Requests must be clear and to the point, don't make me improvise and then complain

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B
SIERT

Draw Sweden violently raping Poland in the ass while finland mouthfucks it

Could you make a Danish and Swedish apu sitting on the floor while a bigger Norwegian apu holds up a map of Norgeväldet? :D

Please kill yourself
There's your second

Provide me with a source meme, I can edit at a godlike level but I cannot draw for shit

hmmm on it

>Wasn't even second

Lmfao what a loser

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>Cold Response military exercise 2016
>Was liasion for feltjagerbataljonen
>One mission they decided to skii to scout ahead
>Never seen such an embarrassing sight in my life, and i've never used skiis in my life either.
How is that even possible? You have just as much snow as us, yet the average swede will look at skiis and think it's firewood or something

Only the top 1% richest Swedes can afford a pair of skis

Only thing I would like to add to this is the swede spitting. How accepted is that there? I've seen, that most of the stereotypes are not accurate, but swedes really do spit a lot, even like in a public sauna

>feltjagerbataljonen
So hemvärnet? That would explain it.

Snus users spit a lot because of highly increased saliva production. 10 years ago it was also a "cool" thing to do to just spit on the ground to mark your territory or something. Absolutely autistic

I'm 90% there, post the pic of the "Norgeväldet" map you want

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Isn't your army basically all home guards though? Voluntary service and all? What do your average swede think about your army anyway? In Norway it went from hated forced service into a prestigious thing all youth but only a few get to do over the last decade.

Finnish-korean history

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Shouldn't at least Dublin be there, considering the viking invaders is who actually buildt it?

Not him, but we have the highest amount of professional soldiers of the Nordic countries. We recently reintroduced a form of mandatory conscription, but who really knows how it will work out?

Sweden have the best professional army of the nordic countries and the best airforce. Many zoomers here join youth groups hosted by the army for basic training and hiking in uniform

I'm a suns user and I don't feel the urge to spit
>'cause finns swallow ;^)

the weak should fear the strong

The home guard is 22000 strong, not quite half of what we have on the ground. I honestly don't know what people think about the army

kek, what's your favorite snus brand? it's a shame they shut down your snus factories, you had some high quality stuff

OK I have dinner gimme 20 min

No, rather we have far too many people who want to serve compared to what we can take. When i served in 08, it was completely opposite, people generally looked for any excuse not to serve but were forced anyway, now we have to reject most young people simply because too many want in so only the cream of the crop gets in.

interesting, conscription back when we had it for everyone was considered just like you said, a hated forced thing. young people now seem to have a more positive view on the army

how new are you really
jävlar vad desperat du är för nån att tala med

Yeah, something happened. Right after my mandatory year i was conscripted into heimvernet until i'm 55 (but i actually really enjoy being in the army so i was happy), and back then it was simply shameful to see how shit the leadership were. Now i almost feel like heimvernet is a semi-professional force after a leadership shuffle in 2011 got some actually motivated and skilled officers. Probably also thanks to a lot of pro army media campaigns i'd recon, giving the youth a generally more positive image of the army leading up to recruitment spikes, which in turns makes it "exclusive" to have served.

Gå och lägg dig Pekka

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