I imagine myself in Sweden, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop sw*Dish dogs from advancing...

Are you a d*Ne in disguise?
The Geatish man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his tough skin. This tough skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the burning cold of Geatland, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The rough skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The Geatish man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(sw*Dish/d*Nish dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The Geatish penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the Geatish man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Geatish seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the Geatish man impregnates.

In total, the Geatish man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the Geatish man is the epitome of masculinity.

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I imagine myself in Finland, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop F*Nnish dogs from advancing. We mow down F*Nnish dogs but they keep coming. I shoot F*Nnish dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering F*Nns, since F*Nns are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. F*Nns were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see ERIC THE HOLY smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in the Swedish Kingdom, my homeland. My Swedish brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

>I see ERIC THE HOLY smiling at me,
lmfao

very based

Götar? Not my cup of tea. I prefer to be of GLORIOUS KVEN heritage

Me, I am Goth.

Incredibly based

My brother

Kvens are based, but we Goths are basedererer...er.

kv*N/sw*Dish/d*Nish subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class kv*Ns/sw*Des/d*Nes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the kv*Ns/sw*Des/d*Nes all it would take to destroy this community is one Geatish bull?
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% kv*N/sw*Dish/d*Nish town until suddenly a couple of Geatish bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic kv*N/sw*Dish/d*Nish husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the kv*N/sw*Dish/d*Nish women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their Geatish children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior Geatish bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization. You can't take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse

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All Scandinavians were ruled by Kvennish kangz. How does this make you feel?

KVENS are strong. Rurik was from KVENLAND and we founded Russia, Keep jacking your shriveled mutilated microcock while I put my enormous KVENISH DICK in western and eastern pussy alike.

I wish. Too bad modern day Kvens aren't related to the Kvens of old.

I imagine myself in Noreg, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop B*kmål using dogs from advancing. We mow down B*kmål using dogs but they keep coming. I shoot B*kmål using dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering B*kmål users, since B*kmål users are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. B*kmål users were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see Ivar Aasen smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Noreg, my homeland. My Nynorsk using brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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>Kvennish kangz
we all know ***who*** the real kangz are.
Meet Geatland. Quick rundown on it:

rothschilds bow to the Geats

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Geatlandland will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Geat Babies

all Geats said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Geatbots inside you right now

The Geats are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent Proto-Indo-Euroepan in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Geat

The Geats are 2000 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Geat bang to the end of the universe

The Geats will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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*gets conquered*

KVENS are superhuman beings who gave civilization to sv*ar and g*tar

Based GÖTALAND bull

user do you even know who the Kvens were? And who they are now? When I said that you are a Kven I didn't mean for you to take it so seriously :^)

Av det jag vet var de något slags skogsfolk från norrland och finland

Nej, de var ett bergsfolk från gränsen mellan Sverige och Norge. Den folkgrupp som nuförtiden kallas Kväner är mer som samer, men de är inte besläktade med de gamla kvänerna. Nu vet du min broder :^)

Fucking delete this right now, Geats were forced into a bad contract after Bewoulf died, not conquered.
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "Svear conquered Geatland" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic Sweden map isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fake historical event. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic "Svear conquered Geatland" NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "FOR SVERIGE I TIDEN FOR SVERIGE I TIDEN".
You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.

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Men om min släkt är från hälsingland..vad är jag?

test

en baserad hälsing, en Sven, men också en Kven :^)

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Även fast jag bor i st*ckholm nu är jag en hälsing av hjärtat min broder

När ska du flytta till Gotland? Du måste omfamna ditt arv som en hälsing-sven-kven ( got )

Bæsd Geatish broþor.
I've started using Geatland as a unit of time, where 1 Geatland = 1 hr 38min 4s (the last year Geatland was independent converted to hours, minutes and seconds)

Examples: "See you in a Geatland!" (1 hr 38min 4s) "Dinner will be ready in half a Geatland." (49 min 2s)

"My birthday is only 440.666 Geatlands away!" (1 month)

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Så fort som möjligt. Var där på ett bröllop förra sommaren

>where 1 Geatland = 1 hr 38min 4s (the last year Geatland was independent converted to hours, minutes and seconds)
gave me a good laugh, thank you based Geat-American

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Geatland?
More like GLANSland lmao

Truly the spirits of our strong and virile GÖTE ancestors inhabit your soul and the blessings of the OLD GEATISH GODS are with you and the BLOOD of the AESIR and VANIR boil in your veins.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Geatland, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-GenghisKhana, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and Geatland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenals of the United States Marine Corps and the Geatland Marine Corps and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" "haha benis==D" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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go back to sv*Rigetråden, g*Atoid subhuman sissy

t. GOTH BVLL

Geat? More like GAYt

No, you are not Goth.
No, you cannot pronounce "Goth".
No, you are not a bull.
No, you are not a bvll.
Yes, you are a bootleg sw*De on Geatish clay.
Yes, the Goths are a completely different group of people.
Yes, you girlfriend imagines Geatish cock when she fucks you.

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Yes, I am Goth
Yes, I speak Gutamål
Yes. sw*Des fear the Goths
Yes. the pope fears the Goths
No, I do not live on Gaytish clay
Yes, the Goths ancestral homeland is, you guesed it, Got(h)land
No, I don't have a girlfriend

Dnevni podsetnik da Jetaland NIJE Švedska i da Goti NISU Šveđani.

Daily reminder that Götaland is NOT Sweden and that GOTHS are NOT Swedes.

Gotland is Gotland
Goths are Goths
Swedes are sw*Des
Geates are GAYts
Simple as.

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Give me your address right fucking now you little sw*De bitch. You aint trying to catch hands so why you running your mouth like you're trying to throw 'em? Dumb little bitch, give me a fucking location, anywhere any time and I'll beat your ass like I'm your uncle. You think you can just insult Geats and Geatland and not expect to catch my fucking hands? Give me your address, you won't, you won't, you won't. Bring your whole fucking crew if you want to I don't care, I'll introduce them all to my right hook and then you'll be sorry you ever posted in my thread you disgusting NEET. Idgaf if it's yo mama house or your local elementary school, I'll beat your ass. I've got an MMA (no boxing pussy shit) of 100 and 0, but you couldn't have known that and it wouldn't have mattered because you just can't stop running your mouth you fool. You run that mouth like a BITCH runs her mouth.

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Baserad och GUTEPILLRAD