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God lads
Need to really get some friends

List of atheist comedians in the UK:
>Jimmy Carr
>Sean Lock
>Jack Dee
>Ricky Gervais (although I don't know why he's so shy about mentioning it)
>David Mitchell
>Robert Webb
>Jack Whitehall
>Stephen Merchant
>Bill Bailey
>Phill Jupitus
>Simon Amstell
>Marcus Brigstocke
>Stephen Fry
>Alan Davies
>Hugh Laurie
>Richard Osman
>David Walliams
>Matt Lucas
>Dara O'Brian
>Frankie Boyle
>Andy Parsons
>David Baddiel

You've got to admit.
That's satanic.

It's practically fucking all of them.

>bret hart
what?

blog on

the fat one in Little Mix is such a trollop

Catyank unironically thinks there's a criminal investigation against his therapist

want to smell her teeth

has she done any interracial scenes yet?

theoccidentalobserver.net/2015/07/12/jews-the-ss-empire-windrush-and-the-origins-of-multicultural-britain/
doing an ingesting arrangements of lights with my eyeballs recognising them as words and the consequent psychological comprehension

best archetype to describe me would be the cosmic man

she cute

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so we just making new threads whenever we feel like it now?
ok thanks for the heads up you set of wankers

Very slappable face

the mum is being a proper cunt today

would push her in the pool

would spaff onto her back

best archetype to describe me is uggers

I WON'T LOVE ANYONE ELSE -
I'LL NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE

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she's been fat the whole time since they started right up to now where they're all millionaires

how much must she be eating to maintain that fatness, even with a rigorous schedule of practicing for dance routines etc? she could afford a personal trainer / chef

>intelligent people in an increasingly secular society don’t believe in god
hmmm yes how strange

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*under my breath*
oh my

Allah heil!

Howling
Shrieking
Giggling
Gnawing
Yelping
Screaming
Screeching
Yelling
Yowling
Crying
Bellowing
Hooting
Ululating
Caterwauling
Shouting
Yodelling
guffawing
Hollering
Whooping
Walloping
Wailing
Scrommiting
Creasing
Chuckling
Chortling
Rolling
Snorting

this is a russian free thread mate

literally the woman of my dreams

lol ahh yes the classic "I'm smarter than oether people because I don't believe in god" cope

No because I am jacked and tall and have radiant golden hair an an innate nobility of soul that emanates and might as well be a different species to the orcs the government have given swathes of our post industrial towns too

What's the UK equivalent of Chad?

We don't use that name

literally both me hahaha

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>intelligent people in an increasingly secular society don’t believe in god

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Tarquinius

Jamie

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meant to go out to a mate's at 6 but i haven't even had a shower yet
and here i am still posting, even now

blog on

Like all fat birds, she's up herself

deano?

asshole
hope this thread gets nuked

shaka brah

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the matador records marketing team is here....

no!

Too common
Deano is nothing to do with "Chad" you dumb fuck you've just misunderstood the meme deano

Ollie

literally 75%+ of women are fat and nobody cares

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i mean its pretty retarded to believe in god

Kids see ghosts would be a 10/10 if not for Freeee (Ghost town 2)

>90 minute movie
>from 1987
>720p
>3.29GB
why

wasn’t saying that it necessarily makes you smarter what i was getting at is that being religious isn’t very popular in britain and that a large chunk observational comedians being atheist doesn’t prove some kind of anti-christian satanic conspiracy most people these days don’t believe in god and desu there’s not much of an insentive to do so

not as retarded as thinking you're better than other people for not believing in one, not to mention how do you rationalise the amount of intelligent people scientists etc who do/have believed

I would have sex with a man and not enjoy it just to prove i’m not gay

50% of women have big vaginas and they're blaming it on the guys

newcunts don’t even know who deano is ohhh deary me

Name one hilarious Christian stand up comic.

atheism is a side effect of feminishm and sjw

Watching a British anime lads
youtube.com/watch?v=3cG7VZ3T4bM

How can you say god isn't real when you've not even read the bible ffs

>90 minute movie
>from 1975
>720p
>.MP4.exe
>50kb
Ah yes

A deano is just your every day "lad" he's not "chad" he just fingers fake tanned tarts every now and again

sorry

What's this?

heat wave, nothing to do
woke up in my clothes having dreamt of you

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>he thinks observational comics are intelligent
that's a yikes from me jeff

seems an appeal to authority no?

deano bangs more slags than you've ever seen in your life and you know it

Brian Regan

for me it's the scottish Little Mix tribute band 'Little Fix'

youtube.com/watch?v=g55We13VEhg

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hahahaha snorting at dave losing his nut over the fact that some chippys have the audacity to serve anything other than fish and chips

scientists believe in something? most be true then if they were able to get a university degree in science, the most difficult one to get

Percival

The Gaelic Union of Autonomous Federal Republics

what's the deal with airplane food?

>most people these days don’t believe in god
scousers maybe. the rest of the world is pretty religious

Which Celtic language will be the next to die lads?
Welsh, Breton, Irish or Gaelic?

Very Scottish on the right

lol
her only good song

good lad
you may now consider living

It's a virus, DO NOT CLICK

proposition:
intelligent people don't believe in god
rebuttal:
here are some intelligent people who don't believe in god

what's the problem lad?

in this artificial socially engineered matriarchal society that is true. it is the hateful and judgemental stares of fat old women that regulate people's behaviour. in a more natural society they are rightfully shunned because it is evidence of a rotten soul.
dogshit opinion thats one of the best tracks on the album and a masterfully done conceptual continuation of part one on ye

the bit of the country worth going to in green

doorbell just rang
as if i'm getting that haha

>load up spankbang for a cheeky tug
>all vids are humiliation, cuckolding or incest themed

What went wrong?

Same night
Same humility for those that love you
Anyways, anyways

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Tim Vine

One of my favourites:
>"Velcro? What a ripoff!"

Eddie Stobart Truck

I have never been naked with a woman lads