I'm a jobless, ugly, talentless brainlet at 26

Kill yourself

just move to germany lmao

I don't speak deutsch
Don't wanna die

why?

Dying sucks

You should give it a try.

Work at McDonald's. Volunteer places to get experience. Doing nothing with your time does you no good.

can't you go to univeristy? I thought it was free in europe, and they paid for all your living expenses while you study. Why else would people pay such high taxes?

I'm too retarded to get a degree
Yeah that's the problem, I have a 4 year old period in my cv where I did nothing, nobody wants to hire me for anything

Just lie. You shouldn't just assume that they won't take you. The worst that'll happen if you send an application is that they say no. You sound like a little girl.

> I have a 4 year old period in my cv
same, i dont know what to do
only alternative is working in dead end job for minimum wage
im 22 and i realized im too retarded for any major
i once took one of those iq test on the internet and it said i have an iq of 95

just lie and tell them you were taking care of your sick mom or some other relative

Yeah, I have to do a shitty factory job or die as a hobo
I'll look for some job then

get a teaching qualification and teach English or something
Try and see if you could teach English to Hungarian immigrants somewhere else in the EU
You've got a skill, try and use it