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>female
uhhh
>her
uhhhhhhh
>she
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Wish the Anglo-Saxons had conquered every inch of Great Britain. Hate living in Wealas.

yeah exactly, whats all the fuss, he killed people too despite all the bbc trying to say 'he tried not too' im not going to go around setting cunts on fire in car tyres for enacting the white genocide conspiracy theory am i

>£90
$160.25 AUD. Wew lad.

step 1: don't do it
that's it

slow cooked chicken in tikka sauce
brocolli
cous cous
+side plate for bones and that

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Saxon just sounds far cooler than Angle. Even Jute sounds better.

same thing applies
it's even worse if it's a guy unless you 100% know he's gay
if you're a girl just go for it

this is why brexit must be stopped, if rorke wins it’ll be fish n chips for every meal

*breaks a dish of baked lemon salmon over your fucking skull*
aye because the point of impact would have been more dispersed

She never really loved you so just leave her aloneeeeee

Whitby mentioned.

I spent 40 quid on sex lines coked up but eventually I just got sick of it and started calling them filthy slags and they don't hang up because you're paying. They take the abuse. Further proving my point

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look at that fucking smegma all over your keyboard just fucking look at it

>eating at your desk
rancid boy

So many good drunken cringe stories in the last thread. I am impressed and read each and every one.

Thank you.

then why is it called England (=Angelland) and not Saxony 2.0?

nice phone grandad

Moni mentioned

yeah I THINK hes bicurious, when we were like 16 he had feelings for me but i rejected him because i was very deep in the closet
im still in the closet but not so insecure desu
maybe i should pass a arm around him or something to test the grounds, but im so shy

Fuck J*tes

>im still in the closet

uh didn’t you do a gay gangbang porn scene and get pissed on?

looks like a shite

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my drunken cringe stories:

making my ex gf cry on a night out
making another girl cry on a night out by calling her passive aggressive
necking on with a gay lad in exchange for free drinks

well if he's said he's had feelings for you that's a good start
i don't know have some drinks and watch a film or something and get a blanket then see where things go from there

I don't know. Saxland sounds alright.

no point in using a coaster with a table that worn out

it's crumbs

i'm using my proper phone to take the picture

what the fuck is that

Boring tbf

Facts

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why don't poor white people stab eachother

i hope vaginas irl don't feel as weird as they did in the dream i had this morning

i have more and theyre pretty funny when i tell people but those are the ones i feel most bad about if i could be arsed to give more deets

What are the benefits of living in London?

Cos King Alfred or whatever didn't want to piss of the Angles so he just called it Angleland

just really fucking angry lads and my bollocks still hurt

London is English. Own it.

Not in a stabbing mood i guess

How did they feel in the dream?

they feel really nice on your cock

yeah i hope he doesnt hold any grudges against me for that, i just kinda ignored him when he whispered "I love you" one night we were hanging out and i changed the topic, but i think he has forgiven me considering hes the only friend that actually asks me to hang out often

Lots of stabbing in glasgow

right, that's britain fixed then

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that was probably your bedsheets, underpants, thigh or hand

Think they do la

Dunno lad, I’m from Londonderry

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How long until BBC starts broadcasting BLACKED porn?

White lad held a knife to my throat when I was 8 on the council estate I was on

>With the greatest respect

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cringe

like rubber or something

temperamental differences in race

Mad how if you tell people you're from England, the first thing they will think of is London
London is England, everything else is irrelevant

Cokelad got any updates on your issues with the police?

Come home anglo man

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had sex with a woman who had 2 kids and her pussy was still tight

you Jow Forums incel virgin freaks lied tome AGAIN

dotr

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Does the term mate as in friend descend from mating as in reproduction?

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Deep State is REAL
youtube.com/watch?v=LLTzpDFGWjI

Bollocks
Depends on the accent, simple as. If you're northern they would never say Lannnnndennnn

What’s so cringe about being from Londonderry?

yeah because nobody's heard of manchester united or the beatles

If the English hadn't unified Britain this is what we would have

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Which people?

it's doire

Gosh being sober is fun

>unironically letting scotland expand that far south
scotland should be restricted to the antonine wall
and the north of england should be either northumbria or cumbric celtic

Ruuuule Britannia. Britannia rules the wavessss

yeah except all English royalt is decended from superior saxon bulls

>gang stalking
schizophrenia

norse-gaels are the rightful inheritors of the english "empire"

Want to fuck a slag in hern arse

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mad how many people there are who claim to be jesus like that japanese guy in the metro gas attacks cults but no one believes them and if there was the real jesus and he did magic tricks which is basically what the bible uses as evidence for his divinity people would just think he's a conman

BRITONS
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
SHALL BE SLAVES

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Cool your jets Rorke

>stupid Gaelic name
Hahahahahaha no lad it’s called Londonderry and your paki prime minister can’t change that

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foreigners will not be able to distinguish accents

My playlist on spotify now has 4 followers weyyyyyyyyy get in thereeeeeeeeeeeee

go to bed granddad

my favorite smiths song is cemetery gates
always puts me in a happy mood

gi us a link lad

Based.

He cute.

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even yanks know sean bean isn't from london

Have any of you lads been to Sutton Hoo? The Anglo-Saxon period of English history is very interesting to me. I'm going to be here on the isles until May, so I'm looking for some other historical sites that pertain to the 400 - 1066 AD period. I've written multiple papers on this stuff, namely the christianization of the 6th-7th centuries, so I'd be psyched to personally see some of the places where it went down.

If I had to guess, Angleland/England rolls off the tongue better. "Angle" is the first component of the term "Anglo-Saxon," so that's the more immediate term people gravitate to.

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tick tock

based white genocide

Someone with a geordie accent sounds like a savage compared to someone with a posh bent Southern accent

If I were to use your Country as an example, I can distinguish people from the borders, from Derry and from other parts of the republic. Border Irish have stronger accents