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noggoid

i have a disease and they dont know what to call it

poster above me has a smaller penis than the guy below me

hope niggerslaw in a dress genuinely gets killed

I was on the 11pm bus from Manchester to Rochdale

>there's a guy sitting in front of me on the top floor of the bus
>he's not sitting though, he's lying down (back against the window)
>20 minutes later
>bus juts
>see through the gap between the seats
>guy in front me has his dick exposed
>takes me a minute to register what I just saw
>he's having a wank
>immediately go downstairs in disgust
>don't want to grass him up to the driver since I might be accused of lying or the wanker might assault me
>just tell the other customers
>an older couple laugh, the man makes jokes
>a young woman presses me for more details before concluding it's not fair to the other women there
>she then tells the bus driver that "a woman said there's a man masturbating upstairs"
>bus driver goes upstairs and tells the room to stop wanking
>next stop
>wanker leaves
>me and the young woman talk a bit about how disgusting men can be and why he did it
>she tells me not to worry about getting off the bus as there will be others

Felt good and bad at the same time
By the end of it, she'd know I wasn't a cis woman from my voice

>Why chips first?
Save the best for last

you should call it "mr. smith"

imagine getting tranny-mogged by this monstrosity

absolute state of ribena

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>she'd know I wasn't a cis woman from my voice
wasn't your voice you freak

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How many fingers do you type with?

I type with the middle and ring finger of my left hand and the index finger of my right hand

post the blog post

sue

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have nearly tanned a fill bottle of captain morgans and am still only tipsy

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all 11 (norfolk)

zhivago just looks like an ugly woman desu

all of them

can you get large pizza in UK for 6.49?

all of them

can do 110 words per minute if I put my mind to it

back in the something awful days they called me the keyboard warrior

MI5 agent obviously

>How’d you get the coleslaw into yer mouf?

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unironically would after a few drinks and not wanking for a 2 weeks prior

it's spoons pizza so it will be unbelievably grim

thats with a bev too

or they just taking picutres for the great vf hunt

dominos is like 18 quid

ngl lads I would shag the britfeel trap (not moni)
she is pretty fit

feel sick, angry and hungry

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w i c k e d w h i t e w a t e r

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Welsh phenotype.

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Is this a pizza specific trait or is all spoon's food grim.

even if it's shit quality still, that's a really good price
would taste good just becasue you'd remeber how little you spent on it

>internet meetups
>on anonymous Jow Forums boards
>not for sex

would write an angry rant at this but it was mostly just Jow Forums freaks and not us lads

haha

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Well, at twenty minutes to five, we can now say the decision taken in 1975 by this country to join the Common Market has been reversed by this referendum to leave the EU. We are absolutely clear now that there is no way that the Remain side can win. It looks as if the gap is going to be something like 52 to 48, so a four-point lead for leaving the EU, and that is the result of this referendum, which has been preceded by weeks and months of argument and dispute and all the rest of it. The British people have spoken and the answer is: We're out!

oh no no no no no no

hahahahahaha

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Doesn’t look that bad desu

Thought the same thing then rationalised it as an attempt to construct and maintain a dainty demeanour i.e you cant eat chips in a casual way but once that burgers in your hands and youre chowing down all cards are on the table, perhaps that came later when a certain level of comfort was attained

The Aryan spirit is truly captured in Táin Bó Cúailnge
Myth is superior to matter

that includes a pint too
spoons is based

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=]

it's all grim
it costs like £3 for a burger do you really think they are going to use top quality ingredients?

not a bad transformation really

190cm and myself meet up for a fisting sesh once a month

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>Táin Bó Cúailnge
shan't even attempt to pronounce this gobbledegook

see now this is what brit britfeel and britpol should all be doing
nowt wrong with a good sesh of self-assured and masculine anal fisting

it's consistently fine you fussy wanker
bet youve never ordered the three chicken plates for a tenner after a heavy lifting session you fucking quinoa munching nigger

literally can't prove me wrong, sorry i had to destroy your worldview mate, but reading what some rambling dude wrong 2000 years ago doesn't make you any smarter than deano watching netflix

gazelles are in bits lads

just got mr william out (my penis)

I can just tell the difference between good and bad quality ingredients

*ting ting ting*

Fuck Ireland!
Fuck the Irish language!
Fuck the Irish people!

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Im a better person because of it

fucking spasticated mong

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In British eyes the Irish “race” was a lesser breed, somewhat like a nonwhite one, like wild Indians, and imperial conflict with it was something like conflict with a savage tribe
it was not the relationship Paris had to her provinces, it was not even what the German Hapsburgs had to their Slavic nations.

stop stealing people's posts nigger

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I feel like the nazi dave has permanently tarnished the dave name

have nearly tanned a fill bottle of captain morgans and am still only tipsy

love klimt

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mmm 8 slices of cheap as chips frozen chicken partially burnt ("""charred""") in an oven at 220 degrees celsius for 25 minutes

Good hips.

hello nigger

Does the tranny still have penis?

permanent state of frothing rage

>you can get beer and a pizza for 9 dollars in the UK
interesting

>united

hope so
fake vaginas are fucking grim as fuck

nah the chips are cheaper

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mmm feminine benis

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>i had to destroy your worldview
Never had one so you are speaking shite
>reading
Dont do that
>smarter than deano watching netflix
Need a Phd to understand netflix
>literally can't prove me wrong
I did

but that's still probably nowhere near as cheap as in US right?

please remember my post next time a brit says that we are british

homer have you been up all night wanking to shemale porn?

I think I'm blind

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Love how the grubby tranny posters get ignored by everyone

Wetherspoons is grim tbf. The only place my Dad takes my family to is Wetherspoons and it’s just depressing. I offer to pay in another restaurant and he refuses

should i have another gin lads?

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>there is a US presidential election next year
>we are nearly at the stage we were in 2015 when trump announced his candidacy

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imagine actually enjoying spoons food
can tell you've had a shit childhood and your parents didn't love you

Get that fucking eccy into your fucking belly

can't prove anything to someone who is arguing irrationally. Have a nice day good sir.

genuine kino
cute as

the cheapest you can get is $7 for a large supreme with no drink
pizza can also be expensive as fuck, like double or triple that price

in Ireland, where the cult of violence was ancient, violence and self-sacrifice needed no justification in Catholic Ireland, though they seemed totally alien and barbaric to England’s liberal Protestants.

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feels like somebody hit the fast forward button

i have nothing against black women but the idea of having child with one is disgusting
nothing wrong with pump&dump tough

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by that time brexit will be a distant memory and the civil service will be making preparations to merge the British army with the EU army

I still can’t believe Jow Forums memed him into the presidency. I seriously doubt he would have even made it far if there wasn’t so many memes of him

sneed

give it a rest magherita dave it's perfectly fine pizza for the price

>el goblin

NEED an abusive black gf to sire mutt-offspring with

will Trump run again or will they pick somebody else

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For me? It's hairy fannies

toilberg tried ringing me earlier today

ah ah ah, not until monday my fine feathered friend

take your meds 'tismo