How your country was known in ww2
>Be brazil
>Dont have nothing to do with the war but decides do go because germans are sinking our ships
>Shoot any dolphins that shows up because why not they kinda look like submarines huh
> They said It is more likely for a snake to smoke a pipe, than for the FEB go to the front and fight.
>They go to frontline and their badge is a snake smoking
>They are welcome but nobody wants to guide them there
>Have absolute no training or equipment the americans had to train them from scratch
>Americans die because they are on frontline and brazilians assume more responsabilities and they actually exceed the americans
>They adapt extremely well to the conditions
>Become friends with the locals
>" The Brazilians were extremely popular with Italian civilians. The British would dig a hole toss in the leftovers pour gasoline into the hole… and torch it. The Americans would gather up leftovers and hand them out as charity when their soldiers had finished. The Brazilians invited the civilians into the mess tents to eat with them. To this day some former FEB members go back to Italy to visit the families that they befriended."
>" As the war came to an end, many German formations were surrendering to the FEB. The feeble “police army” that had landed in Italy had become a good quality infantry division."
Traduction on what is written on the shell: The snake is smoking
How your country was known in ww2
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>be america
>welcome German u-boats in your coast
we surrendered in 6 hours
>be Kazakh
>be starving
>mother has no more relatives left to feed you
>Nazis attack USSR
>get conscripted
>"fuck, finally gonna get something to eat"
>spend 3 months in basic training
>get deployed under the Moscow
>Germans are coming
>nothing to eat
>hungry
>Germans are repelled
>still nothing to eat
>German bodies are still left
>"good enough"
no shame if you didn't have a proper military at the time, it's better to go full guerrilla than to let your people die just because
>be Japanese
>nationalism goes out of control with victory over Qing and Russia
>foolish public makes government reject the Lytton Report which was actually in our favor, and withdraw from the League of Nations
>skirmish accelerates into full scale war with China
>team up with Germany and Italy
>surprised by MR pact which was never told from our ally
>hastily signs non-aggregation pact with the USSR
>surprised by Operation Barbarossa which was never told from our ally
>invades French Indochina to cut off Chinese supply route
>Churchill begs US to join war against Germany
>Roosevelt decides he needs Axis to attack the US first in order to persuade public opinion
>embargos Japan and delivers Hull note, the defacto ultimatum consisting conditions they knew no country in the world could accept
>ministry of foriegn affairs too poor at English to make declaration of war in time
>Pearl Harbor turns into surprise attack
>infamy speech
>Midway
>Iwo-jima (btw actual name is Iwo-to)
>Hiroshima
>Nagasaki
>Potsdam Declaration surrender
>US colony to this day
but didn't the Lytton Report say that Japan should completely exit Manchuria?
We declared war at the last minute because the allies pressured us but we didn't do shit because we secretly loved Germany.
fucking kek
>Portugal
>neutral on WWII
>lisbon a paradise for spies on both sides
>secretly (or not) supporting Germany due obvious reasons, Salazar regime was nationalist/para-fascist.
>Sometimes strange because we have an alliance with another beligerant - England since the middle ages, that made us completely neutral this time, at the end of the war azores were used as a base
>hundreds of portuguese, voluntered to fight against the commies, so they join the spanish blue division and go in Leningrad
>war ends, and Portugal declares 3 days of national mourning in honour to Adolf
>and that's it
Portugal in those years:
>japan
>kicks western imperialists out of asia to make asia great again
>butthurt america embargoes japan
>japanese navy attacks pearl harbor (a 100% military installation) to liberate oppressed native hawaiians, out of pacificoid brothership
>america nukes japanese civilian cities in retaliation (100% warcrime)
>japan may have lost the war, but still managed to achieve the primary objective - the liberation of asia
banzai
>brazil
>ww2
brazil wasn't in the ww2, fuck off
we don't try to appropriate slavery and inventing the monkey soup, don't appropriate our things, ok?
based
>Do nothing
>Some germans sink our ships
>Make some propaganda posters
>Send a squad to fight for the americans
>Call it a day
>How your country was known in ww2
By doing more than anyone else.
>side with the nazis in continuation war
>occupy east-karelia
>have concentration camps for r*ssians
Now everybody just knows winter war and think we were the good guys.
>Be Finland
>USSR attack with poor equipment and no training
>Kick ass with guerrilla tactics
>USSR offers peace for Karelia
>Give in with bitterness
>Germany launches Barbarossa
>Cook up a plan to regain old territories
>At the start of the assault advancing rabidly
>Hitler wants us to advance over the old border towards Leningrad
>Okay i guess but remember guys not allied with the germans
>The front becomes a stalemate for years until soviet mass assault pushes us back to the old border
>Soviets offer peace deal for a bit more territory and to get rid of german troops on our soil
>Drive the germans to Norway
>Didn't even become part of the eastern ploc so everything went better than expected
Im pretty sure germans did more than everyone else
That tank in the picture was destroyed by a German StuG btw.
N-Not allied like I said
>Kicked ass
>Saved the world
>fed the Russian soldiers
>killed some frenchniggers in algeria and morocco
>absolutely shit on japan
Much like how I work, I never show up on time
We all died then raped everyone in the end and called it a liberation. After that we went to Gulag and died there. Also we ate a lot of yank food. Dunno how there's still people we die so much.
there is even a cemetery in italy for the br soldiers killed
shut up, you retard, your country did NOTHING
you had no goal, NOTHING to do with the whole conflict, you can't understand the war, your people didn't suffer, didn't have to fight against the russians and had no jewish problem
it's despicable that you would even consider brazil as a country in ww2
I read that citizens of german and italian heritage were detained and their companies were seized by the americans. I think the Galapagos were used as a naval base too.
We were at war with Peru in 1941. Totally unrelated to the war overseas tho.
Fuck Peru
>wait
>sell shit
>wait
>sell shit
>wait
>bombed
>island hopping
>north africa
>shitaly
>fronce
>lowlands
>lose race to Berlin
>fried rice (twice)
>Marshall Plan
>How your country was known in ww2
We, along with the rest of Europe, were the victims of brutal Polish aggression.
>be neutral
>support finland in the winter war with volunteers and supplies
>get shekels from good goy germany by selling them iron
>let germans travel through our country to supply their occupation in norway
>undermine our trade partners nation by training norwegian resitance movement
>take in our fellow chosen ones fleeing from the nazis
>due to the total devestation of the war our companies offer to sell equipment and services to rebuild europe
>get more shekels
Polish-Czech axis actually.
>be india
>Decides to fight on both sides
>You can't loose a war if either side wins
>Plan ACTUALLY works
>Neither side calls india a Traitor
>It's a win-win-win situation
That's multipolar cunt!
I love Czechs though and hold them blameless. They are good people.
>Tfw declared war on Germany because muh greatest ally the superpower did so and also the krauts are losing lmao
>Be part of Nazi Germany
>screw over and even kill some of your own people
>win some
>go full retard
>lose some more than you won until you have to surrend
>get officially excused because austria good boys they dindu nuffin, they wuz victims n shit
welp
M8, where do I even start?
Oh, and you're welcome everyone ;^)
You forgot
>Furiously rape nanjing
>get some "korean comfort"
>continue to have military personnel kill civilians decades after UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDERING
>have global war started on your turf
>resist two most evil empires for month
>stay and resist, or emigrate and also resist
>defend Vargs in Norway
>defend Frogs in France
>defend Bongs in Britain, with your squadron getting highest k/d ratio
>defend Tobruk in worst weeks of siege
>help track down Bismarck
>have greatest ace in USAF on Pacific front
>break down Enigma
>take part in bombing campaigns over Germany
>capture toughest German stronghold in Italy
>finish the encriclement of German forces in Falaise gap
>organise largest uprising of the war
>save Britbongs during Market Garden
>take part in conquest of Berlin
>still get sold by allies after the war
Didn't have a choice. Sorry bud
We've tried to make up for it tho
If it's any consolation you guys have the 2nd best national anthem in the world
You can sell them out again and again, they will love even more.
the report stated the Mukden Incident cannot be accepted as an act of self‐defense,
and that Manchuria was created by Japanese influenece, not by the will of its own people
however, it also stated that Japan's interets in China which were violated by the Chinese should be protected,
and there has to be something done about it
Chiang Kai-shek had a hard time accepting this, as it would have been Japan that would be benefiting
but the Japanese public were foolish and did not accept the report
Denmark is feature less it would be impossible to use the terrain for guerrilla war
It wasn't, but we still got caught up into the war.
>Flies the American flag over his own
Have Poles no pride?
>Be Dutch East Indies
>Japanese start invasion
>small resistance, the dutch and some natives gtfo from D.E.I to either Aussie or to UK colonies such as India, some reach mainland UK
>immidiately succumbed to Japanese propaganda thus we welcom Japanese forces
>forced labour and comfort women for 3 years. Some of them however are being trained to used guns. Both heavy and light gun.
>2 nukes
>declared independece as Indonesia
Also giving refuge to world chess champion and certified whackjob Alexander Alekhine.
My grandfather said the bongs were full of hot air and they took all the credit for doing nothing in the war.
REVISIONISM
I don't think it matters which flag is higher, since there is no meaning behind that for us.
no , poles were purged of their pride long ago, thats a consequence of living next to g*rmany and r*ssia
>lose race to Berlin
It was already decided at Yalta that the Soviets would take Berlin and besides, Eisenhower had absolutely no intention of sacrificing American lives in house to house fighting.
why didn't the retard stop here?
>control most of Europe
>Britain fighting you alone
>Britain has no way of retaking Europe
>perfect time to attack Russia and America!
Generalplan Ost involved colonizing western Russia as lebenschraum for Germany.
The Danish mainland always got occupied by an enemy army in every war they fought.
You can start here.
>Posting a staged photo
Internment camps for suspect civilians were used by all sides.
this is just capitalist propaganda (muh gazillions)
we were the one that were supposed to defeat germany and that surrendered instead
Shut up bozgor,you were just a nazi puppet state like the croatians
Outswissed the swiss
based
should've joined us outright
division charlemagne seems neat and all but in reality you guys wanted to take half of our country, rename it burgundy and put germans there
you saw us as impure mixed race between "nordics" and "meds" for whatever that means, and thus inferior to germans.
French people who support the nazis are brainlets who wish they were germans and who bought into the nazi racial superiority meme
Only 27 million dead. 'S no biggie.
And then all the French women who threw themselves at German soldiers.
It was a good choice. The germans didn’t want to genocide us anyway so why fight? Look at rotterdam, copenhagen could look the same
cucked by frog and jap
The only country to fight both the Germans and the Soviets (I think).
yeah that was a cunt move (tho only Himmler really wanted it iirc)
tho you weren't nice to us either in 1918 so...
Finland, Poland, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Baltic states did it as well
Oh, that sucks then.
>decide to stay neutral
>sh*talians invade and get thoroughly BTFO
>inevitably the Germans intervene and enter axis occupation for 3 years
Notable events of the occupation include the famine, the large Greek resistance, and the ensuing civil conflict between said Greek resistance leading up to a full blown civil war right after the liberation.
Other small notable things in general include the actions of the remaining free Hellenic Army in Africa and the guarding of some convoys in the Indian Ocean by the Hellenic Navy.
We did it because Soviets forced us, nobody wanted to actually fight you.
rip terry
All I remember is that we did some insane defending of Tobruk and Darwin but pretty much outgunned. Pushed back hard in New Guinea.
Throwing people at the enemy till they stop
They know which side of the bread is buttered
Hey we're cool, now?
The Germans in France were said to be very well mannered
That was on purpose to help avoid resistance
Similar to the situation in Australia with the American soldiers, the German soldiers in France had nice uniforms and money, they were more appealing than the average french who couldn't feed a family anymore
>tho you weren't nice to us either in 1918 so...
deserved
The morons of your government were warmongering because England backed them.
yes. baguette is good
>deserved
true, just like you deserved 1871
what goes around comes around
how do germans see 1870?
>give parts of Transylvania to the bozgors
>give Bassarabia to the Soviets
>give Southern Dobrogea to the Bulgars
Why the fuck did we side with the Germans in the first place?
>doing more than anyone else
someone post the opinion polls on who won WWII with most of the non-allied countries split between russia and america and bongs saying "100% ARE WORK"
Ayy
>Be Norway
>Shit is about to hit the fan on the continent
>"Lol guys, we're to irrelevant, and to far away to somehow get involved in some random German reclamation war"
>Brits don't give two shits about neutrality, and start laying mines in Norwegian waters to disrupt German trade
>Germans now hastily draw up the plans for a full-scale invasion of Norway, in order to assume direct control of ports and shipping routes
>Our former minister of defence is an outspoken national socialist, and leader of the Norwegian nazi party
>He makes deal with Hitler, and promises to aid Germany in an eventual occupation of the country, providing that he would be put in power
>Germany invades, and two months of fighting ensues
>Our entire government manages to escape the Germans, and goes in exile in the UK, which are suddenly our allies now
>Fighting ends, and even though we technically never surrendered, we are effectively now the Reichkommissariat of Norwegen
>Germans start putting insane amounts of ressources into building all manners of crazy fortifications all over the country
>They also build a lot of infrastructure, because our own was complete garbage (No joke, had it not been for our crappy roads and railways, the Germans would have conquered us in no time)
>Our partisans blow up some German ships, and also effectively put an end to any chanche of Germany winning the a-bomb race
>War is about to end
>Despite Norway now being fortified to shit, Germany literally burn down the entire county of Finnmark as the Soviets are approaching, because they don't have the manpower to hold it
>Germany capitulates
>"Yay guys, we won!"
>France deserved it for being tricked by Bismarck
kek
We had a militar junta that couldnt decide what to do. Someone tried to go pro-allies so he got overthrown. Ultimately we wanted to go pro-axis but as we are the most backstabbing people on earth we went Pro allies 10 mins after the war ended because it was obvious the axis was losing
ps ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND ES LEBE OSTERREICH ES LEBE ARGENTINA
>be arg
>have 80% of your population descend from shitalians and krauts
>literal krautboo clubs over all buenos aires, 10k argies doing the nazi salute in 1939
>genocide gets discovered, everyone plays dumb
>prez declares war literally days before kraut surrender
>20 years later have a dozen guerrilla groups composed of kids who grew up with tales of german nationalism and popular revolutions
>guerrilla civil war ends in dictatorship and 30k dead
Inmigration was a mistake
Luv yu too
Zoomers don't know about it and boomers don't care
The Russians supplied the bodies, we supplied the funding and equipment.
basically be the good guys
>How your country was known in ww2
Belgium
Lmao just a speedbump.
We gave up everything, so the world could have something
>joined the war
>shit went poorly in Dieppe for mostly Canadians
>fight across Italy, including breaking through the badass Hitler Line at Ortona (called "little Stalingrad" for the ferocity of the fighting)
>take a beach on D-Day (Juno) where, despite being estimated as the 2nd hardest beach put of the 5 after Omaha, Canadians achieve the most objectives and push the farthest inland
>liberate much of the low countries
>help build atomic weapons and produce the materials for them
>train countless pilots including many aces as part of the British Commonwealth Air Training Plan, called by U.S. President Roosevelt the "aerodrome of democracy."
>contributed billions to lend-lease
>volunteered more men per capita than any other democracy
>Canadian John Garand invented the M1 Garand rifle which General Patton called the "greatest battle implement ever devised"
>along with America, formed the "Devil's Brigade," that fought behind enemy lines, forerunner to North American spec ops teams like SEALs and JTF2
>served as a safe haven for lots of Europeans including Royalty
>started war with almost no military, ended with 4th largest navy and 3rd largest air force
>Québecois often led and organised resistance cells and activities in Vichy France since they were native Francophones
>Québecois often led and organised resistance cells and activities in Vichy France since they were native Francophones
And one Pierre Elliott Trudeau who rode around on a motorcycle calling for peace and understanding with Hitler while thousands of young men his age were enlisting in the army,