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This place is not a place of honor...no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here...nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

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my irish sister is irish aka retarded

depressed

Got a cock and balls like a fucking bearded dragon
Angry looking thing, veins bulging, big blue one centered at the base of my shaft like a fucking blue golf ball. Strange curvature to it, not deformed but got the girth of a cobra's neck

this place has some of the most intelligent, honest, divine, and, most importantly, funny people i've ever met,

Reckon if they just implimented lifetime bans, no forgiveness, for any athlete that had any PED of any kind in their system, sport would be a whole lot better.

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Dunno really, never used to, helps her breathe while sleeping, it ain't that big of a deal though, the fat polish lad on big brother got one half way through the series too. It's just a small yolk with a bane mask. Like a hoover.

Need a bf very badly lads

need to cleanse my soul of the sins I've committed

The Irishman and Malaponte need to post their sisters.

about what/?
I am actually depressed so try me
If it's related to relationship bollocks it gets written off, you walked clean into it

Thinking about the britfeel meet up earlier, had quite the giggle at poley.

if you pull off the mask... would she die?

don't care

sports are run by people who care more about money than entertainment, so this is not plausible. no one would risk the lost revenue from banning an extremely popular athlete on a global scale
and it's really basic level entertainment at that
>did the man kick the ball

mad how at uni like 90/100% of the chinese students bought their essays and answers off the teacher

ah yes
I have to click on extra squares
and leftpol thought this would stop me?
hilarious

mad how most slags you talk to have had willies ejaculate sperm on their face

It’s all a huge racket
They only care about looks/flash and not about any kind of substance like being qualified
Then if people reject them from jobs for being useless they cry racism and the Chinese government steps in to stomp its feet and shout

Hehehehe
But no, she only got it recently.
I actually think she is due to die soon. People with her condition don't usually reach their thirties.

every post on /brit/ is basically a micro blog. and it will most likely be ignored. so it is prudent to limit your posts to three short sentences.

Absolute travesty. State of those lads. Why would you go to a public event like that. Boggles the mind.

t. seething student

no one cares

everything
been seeing a therapist

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yes, mentarr....
*gets hired by massive company*
*sends highly confidential project details back home*
hehe nothing personer whitey

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got a mate with a retarded cerebral palsy ms sorta deal sister and one day did a think that one day she will die and it will be sad for them

>so it is prudent to limit your posts to three short sentences.
very true, paragraph posters need to fuck off

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>Japanese flag

don't care

thats sad

thailad :/

Ah shit that's what I get for googling chinese pepe and not paying attention

hey thats what i look like

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ok

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I'm a 20 year old virgin and the only women I attract are in their 30's

Some sports, sure. But most Olympic sports dont have that much money involved, same with things like cycling. Genuinely think that if you use PEDs in boxing and MMA you should be prosecuted for assault and probably face prison time if you seriously damage your opponent.

Understand that huge sports like football or NFL wouldnt enjoy CR7 or Tom Brady getting lifetime bans...but with that threat maybe they wouldnt cheat? As of now I'd risk a 2 year ban for potentially escaping detection and seeing huge success. I wouldn't risk a whole career.

?????????

this one reminded me of that Morbid Angel album

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Yea suppose. She's fairly happy though. So I don't really think about it. She makes more out of her life than I do of mine.

chatted up a bird for aover an hour in town spent 20 quid on drinks and she dipped on me ar the end of the night now iv got no shag

are you the lad who watches tv all day

>t. seething student

>no one cares

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wahey

Just needed to get that off the chest

deanology

nearly had long golden locks like your man harold up there but it grew more at the sides than it did at the front and looked a bit daft but one day

really awful posting tonight

you don't understand how it works
global names, in every sport, don't have to risk anything as the revenue they generate means more than whatever rules they have broke. period
>should be prosecuted for assault and probably face prison time if you seriously damage your opponent
this is completely idiotic
>Olympics
you can pass one serious drug test easily on gear if you know how to get around it
in short, money > everything else
if you don't understand that simple facet no reason to go on

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Don't know if I am who you think I am.
I'm the irish user that tells boring anecdotes. My posts are usually maudlin. Have been know to repeat myself.

aesthetic

damn it really do be like that

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reason?

Lots of people saying the n-word here

the virgin jpegmafia vs the chad spaceghostpurrp

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It has often given me pleasure to observe, that Independent America was not composed of detached and distant territories, but that one connected, fertile, wide-spreading country. Providence has in a particular manner blessed it with a variety of soils and productions, and watered it with innumerable streams, for the delight and accommodation of its inhabitants. A succession of navigable waters forms a kind of chain round its borders, as if to bind it together; while the most noble rivers in the world, running at convenient distances, present them with highways for the easy communication of friendly aids, and the mutual transportation and exchange of their various commodities. This country and this people seem to have been made for each other, and it appears as if it was the design of Providence.

I understand that money is everything, ya dip. Obviously there are more interests and finances on the side of the sportsmen and teams than the anti-doping regulators. Better science and research in evading testing than in catching cheats.
All I'm saying that as it stands, for the above reasons, you would have to be a dumb cunt to think anything other than virtually every sportsman in every sport being a drugs cheat. Therefore the whole endeavour is pointless.

Why the cheat is because they can, but also because the penalties are pathetic. 2 year bans are nothing. A lifetime ban would really make an athlete think a bit more about whether the low chance of being caught is worth an entire career and future, compared to an extended holiday and an apology as present. And yeah, it's a hard sell to the big leagues but if enough smaller sports (like all Olympic) went for it, public pressure might get the rest on board.

No I mean, there's supposed to be a "reason" to be here? Nigger.

goodness me my stalwart nigger youve fixed that right up and i didnt even realise it was off. what program do you use?

America has already formed treaties with no less than six foreign nations, and all of them, except Prussia, are maritime, and therefore able to annoy and injure us: She has also extensive commerce with Portugal, Spain, and Britain, and, with respect to the two latter, has, in addition, the circumstance of neighborhood to attend to.

Also it was much worse in 2007

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Nary a syllable

Photoshop

B&R

>tfw germanic lad surrounding by dumpy celts

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In the year 1685, the State of Genoa having offended Louis XIV., endeavored to appease him. He demanded that they should send their Doge, or chief magistrate, accompanied by four of their Senators, to France, to ask his pardon and receive his terms. They were obliged to submit to it for the sake of peace. Would he on any occasion either have demanded, or have received, the like humiliation from Spain, or Britain, or any other powerful nation?

prefer the original
dont get the celt meme, it gets applied to scotland when its quite obviously a nordic nation. do you mean like swarthy brythonic types?

Me in the bottom left (screaming)

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>do you mean like swarthy brythonic types?
yeah
distinct lack of blue eyes in wales

Wish I was part of a unique culture

people watching athletes in sports because they are extraordinary, not because they can outperform the average joe by a couple seconds
strict steroid regulations will do nothing major as the domino effect is a meme and it would probably promote more top heavy corruption when it comes to brand names, as it would be impossible to completely eliminate it from athletics. there isn't enough interest in honest sportsball over money to be consistent anyways

What would the militia of Britain be, if the English militia obeyed the Government of England, if the Scotch militia obeyed the Government of Scotland, and if the Welch militia obeyed the Government of Wales? Suppose an invasion: would those three Governments (if they agreed at all) be able with all their respective forces, to operate against the enemy so effectually as the single Government of Great Britain would? We have heard much of the fleets of Britain, and the time may come, if we are wise, when the fleets of America may engage attention. But if one national Government had not so regulated the navigation of Britain, their prowess and their thunder would never have been celebrated. Let England have its navigation and fleet—Let Scotland have its navigation and fleet—Let Wales have its navigation and fleet—Let Ireland have its navigation and fleet—Let those four of the constituent parts of the British empire be under four independent Governments, and it is easy to perceive how soon they would each dwindle into comparative insignificance.

people like watching*

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mental that according to the romans the vast majority of Gaul had red hair but now it's practically extinct there.

Don't get the pattern for my surname
What links Gloucestershire and Carmarthenshire?

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love wales. my ex was a gog and she had blue eyes.

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when the machine elves get a glimpse of my schlong

>and if the Welch militia obeyed the Government of Wales
Find it difficult to believe people in the 18th century would've referred to a Welsh Government. Wales was treated as just a part of England from 1536 until the late 19th century.
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>Gaul
>there
>imypling Gaul exists anymore
?

Obviously talking about France no need for semantics

Probably had English ancestry.

True, but Wales has always been distinct from England

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You know how some lads, especially Lachlan, do the whole "Me? I'm a celt" do you think in /fr/ they do "Me? I'm a gaul"

Funny how the only Celts left in France are from Britain.

cool website that

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Probably not
Lachlan is a... unique.... poster

Literally wasn't after the Laws in Wales Acts. The Tudors went to great lengths to make Wales a full and equal part of the Kingdom of England.

feel like Ireland should be the US

alri William McUlster

never been to norn iron :(