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First.
anime edition fyi
nice edition
semen
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
if chimps were everywhere and had as much freedom as people do we'd have a serious problem
FUCK THE NEW WORLD
chugged a bunch of scotch from the bottle
Unironically 404 country.
it would chaoooooos
i don't even fucking like football
chugged a bunch of semen from the bottle
So, /cum/, what's your workout regimen like? I have been eating processed foods and sitting/smoking for the past 4 years getying my degree... Finally decided to take my health back.
Today:
Jog 1 mile (~9min)
Bench 135lbs×14×3
bög
Anime is gay
Fraser's shit was already fucked at this point.
In highschool I liked this Swedish foreign exchange girl and the only thing I remember her teaching me how to say was faggot. I struggled with the accented "o" sound though
jazz walk 1 mile (~13min)
think about using the $2,000 power rack i bought a few years ago
smoke a pack and masturbate
don't like sports other than judo
oki
Just got offered a place to stay in Ireland with my aunt until I find a job there and my own place (I have Irish citizenship). Should I take it guys? My life sorta sucks here
>smoke a pack
What brand?
>masturbate
To what?
>What brand?
marlboro reds
>To what?
latinas
i go for a walk around town everyday
sometimes I hike in the woods to drink beer
She looks a jew lol
definitely not, America is great
So I meet up with my friend today (25 y/o SEA) and start chatting, I haven't seen her in months and she brings up that she broke up with her bf.
Her bf was a 6ft 3 inch tall black dude, athletic, sports player, very popular in his college.
Thing is, she showed me a huge wall of maybe 30 or so texts from him that she didn't answer at all, she also told me he never kissed or hugged the guy, let alone hold hands with him or anything sexual, they just went on dates to watch movies together.
He also bought her a SHITTON of Christmas and birthday presents, easily over $3,000 worth.
She just didn't feel anything for the guy but didn't want to lose him as a friend so accepted to be his gf.
Guys, for all you Jow Forums and Jow Forumsfags here, skin color isn't everything, big dick and looks isn't everything.
You have to get into a girl's mind to get her to like you.
I'm here feeling for the poor fella because he's had a crush on my friend for 5 years, FIVE years.
Throw your redpills and blackpills away, just work yourself and learn to get into a girl's mind, that's all.
>she also told me he never kissed or hugged the guy, let alone hold hands with him or anything sexual
your friend is a lying whore
He was obviously gay and using her as a beard. Don't worry
so she LITERALLY made her """"bf"""" buy her stuff for 3000$?
god i hate women
It wouldn't be long term, but thanks for the input
>Tall(6’0)
>not too many ugly nigger features
>solid 7/10 face
>deep voice
>above average dick
>kinda muscular
>not fat
>don’t have a gf because I decided to spend my time posting on a alt right Mongolian image board
If only I stayed away from Jow Forums and became a normalnigger
I would’ve been drowning in white pussy
how is this supposed to give hope to incels?
if they fucked or not doesn't matter, the thing is the guy even for a ni**gger is a good person and willing to spend thousands on her, and she just let him go once she was bored
competition, not a sport
Judo is an olympic sport.
>>not too many ugly nigger features
incest is a sin
I often see tons of guys on Jow Forums give up because the of the bbc meme or whatever, meanwhile I see chubby koreans everywhere with hot gfs
>rumble rumble
Hey, y'all feel that!?
are they white tho? otherwise i don't think anyone on Jow Forums cares
I know an ugly manlet filipino who gets laid a lot. Dunno how he does it but I stopped wondering a long time ago.
what's your favorite glasses or pantyhose?
Umm it’s true
none of those women are over 5/10. only kissless virgins care about ass and tits, anyone who's dated before knows that what really matters is face and personality.
you'll see your partners face a whole lot more than you will their tits.
Glasses
But I'd be leaving the bible belt
ok?
yeah, i regretted posting that right after i did so.
Just fapped
dont want a gf anymore
yh, i would go to experience a different culture and new people. Could change your perspective on some things.
wish i played more sports as a kid :(
just go, do something exciting user
might have some ice cream tonight..
Glasses
>2 tickets to The Passion of The Christ 2, please.
you didn't miss much
esports are better
i remember that Jow Forums thread
so is weightlifting, freestyle bmx, and rhythmic gymnastics, according to the olympics. not a sport
>join gaming club discord for my college
>no one chats
catholic school guy lied to me
Based and Christpilled
nerd
>you didn't miss muchesports are better
it's practically the essential experience to developing proper social skills with people your age
imagine thinking esports are a substitution for real sports
>with my aunt
I-is she a solid milf?
Hey, bud. I think that's me you're talking about. Sorry that didn't work out for you. Maybe see if they do meetups.
Would you date a girl with a messy room?
>Esports
>sports
no one thinks this
I only watch esports because there are a lot of Asian guys and I like looking at Asian guys
messy room messy mind, i'll pass
If she gave good blowjobs
>dreamcatcher unironically hung up in room
pass
dont want to date a girl
>I-is she a solid milf?
girls are fucking messy dude don't even get me started
i don't know how they got this reputation for being the clean ones
okay boys, its MGTOW from now on
i'm mostly just being facetious, not sure i really expected anything from a discord; will give an actual club meeting a shot (non-gaming because i'm not a smash shitter) at some point in the next few months
i appreciate you nonetheless buddy, those few posts made me less depressed last week
>from now on
you're late to the party bud
I'm sorry but I would fuck my aunt and my cousin if I could get away with it no question
>t. cletus
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK SEX
FUCK THINKING ABOUT WOMEN
/high/
cant wait for my hair and beard to start growing, hopefully women find me disgusting and stay away from me when i show my face outisde
Oh haha. Well good idea.
Glad that you felt that way, bud.
I swear to god the pats and those fucking LA teams better lose
Cringe opinion
youtube.com
chicago BTFO
Women will never understand metal
this
normal people don't like metal
>Women will never understand
feelings
love
metal
friendship
suffering
those people aren't people
would you your mum and sister tho?
some guy I know went to a different country and all he did was go to fucking restaurants
metal fans aren't people
wrong
we're superior being