>There are female NSA agents monitoring this board RIGHT NOW
>Some of them are cute
There are female NSA agents monitoring this board RIGHT NOW
Nathan Robinson
Wyatt Price
is NSA monitoring posts from other country?
Brody Brooks
yes
Chase Rogers
Yes. Japan also probably has fingers in Jow Forums datamining given Hiroyuki's past.
Jayden Green
>There are female NSA agents monitoring this board RIGHT NOW
Not true.
Samuel Martin
>A female NSA agent tasked with monitoring /y/ probably goes home and masturbates to the memory of it
Chase Phillips
CSIS (Canadian NSA) agent here, we don't actually browse the board to monitor it, we have an advanced system that picks up threads/posts by hotwords and those get filtered up, we only check very few threads on this site per day, very few coming from Jow Forums
Landon Carter
This, please don't mind us guys, we're totally not watching anything at all, you're pretty much completely anonymous here.
t. other CSIS agent
Julian Kelly
Джe тeм eммepдe тoyт лec HCA
Jayden Lee
>they're likely half dressed
Eli Anderson
Noah Allen
I imagine the poor guy who need to select the ones who are actually important, from the ones who are rape jokes and fucking memes.
Blake Bennett
gonna guess you guys mostly check shit on Jow Forums
Robert Johnson
I imagine the security agencies only bother to real time monitor Jow Forums and Jow Forums (maybe Jow Forums too since their whole shtick is trying to circumvent their efforts). The rest are probably monitored with some script that pings them if someone posts something of note. The rest are then stored one one of their thousands of petabytes in case they need to be mulled over in the future. So your FUCK JANNIES shitposts are locked in the NSA vaults until the end of time.
Colton Jackson
Jow Forums is far too stupid in all honesty.
Adrian Phillips
Jayden Garcia
We should make up increasingly abstract memes to communicate. Like modern Navajo code talkers, but our messages aren't useful.
Brayden Reed
Andrew Torres
>The NSA probably has a file one me thanks to my shitposting habits
Sorry for party rocking.
Benjamin Powell
we can't hide
Xavier Jackson
In the house tonight
Dylan King
>software people
>cute
Not in my experience