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my uni break started on november 10 and I have to go back feb 22
the entire time I've just been playing video games and masturbating
where does the time go bros
Eat my arse
into video games and masturbating
What uni you go to?
Need to get my hair cut but I cba to go out.
is /ausnz/ broken
Might buy a fedora and wear it
anu
yeah
Is Burger King closed for maintenance, fat cunt?
grow it out
or maybe toilstein will have an issue - in that case dont do it
same but for 6 months
pic is me atm
>Why yes I go to ANU, how could you tell?
yeah
nah yingluck i'm just good at geography
expected more from you em
>yep, I do. there's plenty of virgins in their early 20s
no there aren't, you're delusional and a virgin and will forever be "seeking" a virgin until you finally find one who just lies and says she is once you're like 30 lmao
>yeah you missed the train, ugly virgin. I'm not saying a 50 year old should marry a virgin either lmao
i wasn't a virgin when i was 18 either, i was fucking and not caring about relationships. if you expect a virgin and are an actual adult, you're done, pack it in, it's over for you
Seung-Hui Cho was a South Korean-born spree killer and mass murderer who killed 32 people on April 16, 2007, at the Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Virginia.
Born in South Korea, Cho immigrated to the United States at the age of eight with his family. By his senior year at Virginia Tech, Cho was majoring in English. Cho had intimidated female students by photographing their legs under their desks and by writing violent and obscene poetry. Roy, who had taught Cho in Introduction to Poetry the previous year, described him as "an intelligent man," and that he seemed to be an awkward, lonely and insecure student who never took off his sunglasses, even indoors. A fellow student added that "we just really knew him as the question mark kid" because he would sign his name with a question mark.
Andy Koch and John Eide shared a room with Cho during 2006. Koch described two further unusual incidents, one in which Cho stood in the doorway of his room late at night taking photographs of him, and another in which Cho repeatedly placed harassing cell phone calls to Koch as "Cho's brother, Question Mark”. Cho introduced himself as “Question Mark" to females and was detained twice for stalking. After the second time, Cho sent a text message to Koch stating, "I might as well kill myself now."
It looks shit when it's longer, that's the only issue.
based
Tick tock
the current look
Melbourne > ANU
ANU has a sparse alumni community (because only autists actually stay in Canberra) and worse graduate schools.
Graduating from Melbourne Law or Melbourne Med is FAR more prestigious than graduating from fucking ANU.
also IMAGINE being a virgin and calling out people who actually fuck as "losers" because they don't expect to date a virgin at 26 lmao
if you're a virgin after 18 you will always mentally be a virgin, you've failed, if you're a virgin past 18 nobody will respect you and it will be something people will always laugh at
I already found a virgin gf lmao, in my second year at uni. does that make you angry that you've only had relationships with non-virgin whores?
>i wasn't a virgin when i was 18 either, i was fucking and not caring about relationships
ah yes, this sounds very adult-like, congrats lad
lose weight
also long hair doesn't fit you, afro man
might eat another waffle but also might not
literally nobody cares about your bottom tier universities dumb bogans
>Oh, well of course I go to UOM. Where else would a man of my stature study?
Bro this is you?
You need to cut your beard ,this seems like a literal neckbeard
cringe and bluepilled wouldn't touch melbourne with a ten foot pole me
you can get into any government department with an ANU degree without even trying and nobody's even heard of melbourne uni overseas, the rankings say it all simple as mel is in like 50th place
the jewfro
>I already found a virgin gf lmao, in my second year at uni. does that make you angry that you've only had relationships with non-virgin whores?
i've fucked virgins before, in high school, the girl you found in college was 100% not a virgin, nor do i care to date a virgin at this age. that's not my problem with the gf. and at any rate, you have no gf, you are a virgin because you got butthurt and went off like "HOW DARE I WANT MY FIRST EXPERIENCE AS A VIRGIN TO BE WITH ANOTHER VIRGIN
>ah yes, this sounds very adult-like, congrats lad
right, because at 18 i wasn't a mature adult you dipshit
also stop saying lad when you aren't british you sound like a massive fucking faggot
trim your beard and cut your hair shorter and youll look like a male model
we're all friends here
>men
i need to have as much sex as possible
>also men
waah waah you held hands with another boy you slut mai waifu a pure
nah, face is too wide and he doesn't have the cheekbones for it
still no idea why he has those face pubes and the jewfro though
>the girl you found in college was 100% not a virgin
you know there is a surefire way to tell if a girl is a virgin right? do you seriously not know? lmao what the fuck, and yet you claim to fuck virgins
I didn't know being in a relationship where we were both each others' first makes you so mad!
>right, because at 18 i wasn't a mature adult you dipshit
you clearly weren't because at 26 you still aren't lol!
not him but please cease posting thank you
bit sad the extent of your aspirations is some middling government apparatchik whiling away your finite time on this planet in some soulless canberran office
>nah, face is too wide and he doesn't have the cheekbones for it
>dude i hate jews but also memri tv, literal mossad propaganda, is so fucking based bro did you see the funny stuff they said XD
these posts are the top and second from top comments respectively on a post the Liberal Party made re: John Howard.
Are Australians RISING up?
a life devoted to civil service is the only life worth living
>university ranking
dire
>you know there is a surefire way to tell if a girl is a virgin right? do you seriously not know? lmao what the fuck, and yet you claim to fuck virgins
>I didn't know being in a relationship where we were both each others' first makes you so mad!
it's called the hymen and if you got blood on your dick it's because she was on your period. here are the situations:
1) you're ugly as fuck and have to date ugly as fuck girls who are somehow virgins into college (they wouldn't be virgins otherwise) or the more likely scenario:
2) you're a butthurt virgin as evidenced by your post in the last thread
virgin cope
unironically had this problem.
girl i was fucking was seeing other guys and i wanted a relationship. obviously she didn't so i got upset.
Hello brother
bro, just get your hair cut lmao
>australians want their guns back
ahahahahah too late fuckers
hello nigger
pure angloceltic stock me
thats okay
i meant more the hypocritical judging of women having had previous partners
that's a legitimate reason to be upset though. whining about not finding a pure virgin gf is fucking pathetic and shows massive insecurity. like you feel threatened that she's more sexually experienced or something
>americans want their country back
ahahahaha too late fuckers
if you are going to use memes use them properly you actual idiot
why did you say
>the girl you found in college was 100% not a virgin
as if a girl being a virgin or not is ambiguous then lmao
or are you raging so hard that all logic in your brain just broke down? shan't be responding to your ad hominems mate
oh fuck it's turtle's big brother lmao
Alri lachlan
Why are you a virgin then you're not hideous or anything la
yeah, she made me feel like i retard because she kept saying "it's not the 1950s anymore user" after she told me she fucked some guy the previous night. why the fuck would she even tell me this shit... i asked her and she said she was just being honest. i'd rather not know thanks.
she really did a number on my mental health
you went all the way to asia and still settled for a 5/10
christ alive
i need a garlic crusher
It's a match
im melvin
tell me why you want a virgin gf so bad? why is it so important that your future gf (because you're a loner virgin right now) be a virgin?
hint: it's ALWAYS because of insecurity. there is literally no other reason. their body doesn't magically change after having sex one time. you want a virgin because you're insecure and tell yourself it's because you want to "share an experience" when in reality you don't want the woman having more experience than you. it makes you jealous and it frightens you
in short: you're a massive faggot and deserve your loneliness
youre really putting a lot of effort into this arent you thailad
bit scary how good thailad is with computers
will never dare to cross him, he might dox me on the spot
Yeah same thing you autist you can't fool me
nah man that's fucked. i mean did she know you wanted a relationship? if not then it's kind of on you. but if she did then she was just an attention whore and wanted you to feel jealous about her. you're probably a good guy, don't let one girl fuck you up (easier said than done though yeah)
I'm really not
As a sort of newfag, can someone explain to me the culture of /Brit/? I normally only stick to the Ireland and Netherlands generals, along with random threads.
Who is /Brit/ for? A phoneposting paddy with a jackhammer heartbeat from the coke and the gin? Do I fit in here?.
Does anyone like gravity rush 2?
you posted this yesterday but without the censoring
Left with a biscuit.
Came back with a chicken.
melvin and lachlan are not the same person
t. melvin
he more or less got me a free windows 10 key (i didn't use it but probably could have)
all in all 10/10 would recommend thailad's computer services
Let's go lads
seems as though it was all in vain anyway
nice jew fro
melvin and lachlan are two sides of the same coin, like yin and yang
is his nose shopped again? i can never tell, that one with the fucking beak is hilarious
cokeposting (talking to yourself) and complaining about toil
yeah, she knew, i was clear about me being interested in her from the start, and we had sex early into the friendship/relationship. eventually i asked her if she had feelings for me and she said no. she then said she always wished she loved me as we would be happy.
why do women not think about the words they say?
/brit/ like Britain has no culture
I was just having a giggle
ah see just like i said
genuinely convinced at least 75% of brits here snort coke on a regular basis
hes helped me a bunch of times with computer stuff and i love him for it
jesus mate you're really angry about this aren't you? I think you might be projecting your virgin insecurities on me. why would I want to have my first sexual experience with a used whore hole lmao?
>genuinely convinced at least 75% of brits here snort coke on a regular basis
would do if i wasn't a poorfag
dude looks like he's auditioning for a beegees cover band
The face of a 1 percent chink
one of my favourite composers died from cocaine
VERY sensitive topic
He’s here.
they do think about them, it's just not with your feelings in mind. women REALLY like attention and if they can string you on like this while keeping the benefit of sex and attention then they will. honestly it's a blessing in disguise you didn't start anything with her because that's the type of woman to cheat. attention from one guy will never be enough
still though sorry bud, that's shitty
'ope you plan on chopping that up a bit more la
thailad said that when i come to thailand we can meet up and watch black panther together because neither of us have seen it
LMAO terrible picture
stop dodging the question, tell me exactly why you want a virgin so badly
this is all rhetorical because i know the answer, it's because you're an insecure and jealous loser who knows he will never be good enough for any woman and gets angry when women fuck men who aren't him (even though those men are better by all metrics)
desu if he lost weight wouldn't be a bad mug
the afro is a total meme though
She’s qt and I like a girl who’s happy to be active like I am and not just sit around all day
oh wow is this matt damons younger (and much better looking) cousin!?!
but seriously stop bullying people because of their looks, its not nice