I masturbated 4 times and now I have an incredible headache. Am I going to die?

I masturbated 4 times and now I have an incredible headache. Am I going to die?

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no, but you probably should anyway

drink lots of water

drink water
to be honest you should always be hydrated to avoid headaches

You'll probably die of obesity you fat fuck yank

words hert

Probably just dehydrated.

how do masturbate that many times? I feel disgusted with myself just after masturbating 1 time

If I was Indian I'd also be disgusted with myself
Perfectly normal, user

that's because you're a repressed cunt

Try washing the shit off your hands beforehand.

>4 times
>head ache
weak, I do about 5 a day and I don't have aircon in QLD

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why are you guys so mean to me? I shouldn't have posted here

You just answered your own question

y rude

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I was just bantering bro, mad respect

I had sex with the FWB today and the third time I came almost nothing came out. I don't know how you fuckers do this.

brah dont be sensitive you're supposed to talk shit back

That's because his ass probably wasn't tight at all by the end, so there wasn't enough friction to make you cum.

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Because you're Indian. Some posters see flags not posts, sorry for them.

Just fap one more time to ease the pain

fuck off, faggot
you're just as bad

Your sperm production increases as you increase your cumming.
Eventually your nuts inflate with a pressure by the end of the day if you don't release em'.

>FWB
You don't need to hide your body pillow, bob.

Can't we all just get a long
dick in the ass

>newfag
>can't we all get along
we're getting along, can't you see?

stop masturbating

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Banter knows no borders

>Can't we all just get a long
>dick in the ass
i already do though

my penis got friction burn for fapping 6 times in a row

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