/smg/ - Stock Market General - Monday Anticipation Thread

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Basic rundown on options:
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first to boast

tfw not even watching the "how to trade options" video in the OP because I'm that stubborn

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Tell me next week's gonna be all right.

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I'm sure he won't blow up the market anymore

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put the gun down

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My "sell" finger is getting mighty itchy.

WHY DO ROBINHOOD DEPOSITS TAKE SO LONG

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"Baidu's iQiyi (IQ.O), is also splashing out on domestic comics, planning to spend 200 million yuan to sign Chinese artists and develop local characters, which comes on top of an earlier investment in 10 animation projects, the company said in May."

IQ is a news machine it gets good news on the weekend too.

finance.yahoo.com/news/fox-spirits-demons-chinas-tech-230918807.html

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ive lost so much of my gains from the past 2 months by hodling raytheon. i need alcohol

All of us are buying JPM come monday. wow.

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Not until the DOW goes back to at least 25,000

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DOW broke down on Friday
Expect bloody week like elevator in The Shining!

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Dumbpads

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Hey. Where's your penis drawings?

Monday:
DOW 25k
SP 2800
Bitcoin 0
Gold/Silver 0

W H E A T to $2000

>like elevator in The Shining!

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Coinfags on suicide watch.
Oh man. What a comfy night. What a comfy weekend.
Can we get a happening thread on Jow Forums?
I just want to watch TVIX hit a world record rn.

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Sorry, the big boys are gonna push the price down so food companies wont have to raise costs

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nth for RATSUCHAN

Only about 10 cents of wheat goes into a loaf of bread. The lionshare of the costs come from refining and transport.

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intradesting

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That's great and all, but the real question is how screwed am I for holding 400 shares of this.

Rat. Su.
Rat-su. Chan.
Rat. Su.
Rat-su. Chan.

kek i love FUDing shtcoiners

stupid fuckers are actually going to 1k

this

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That's a lot of money lost

Same

oh yea. if it keeps cascading like this, its important to remember that these fuckers have no circuit breakers. it could continue onward just like the crashes of old down to essentially nothing

Bitcoin is experiencing the legendary Red Dragon
It will be dumped beyond what the cryptofags can possibly imagine

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i know
ive been trying to tell them but theyre all retarded.

i think the time to launch the jihad is upon us. while they are all getting slaughtered by their own greed

desu i think china isgoing to exasperate it and all move over into their state backed coins too. well have to see what it looks like tomorrow before we really know for sure

Is there a good way to bet on bitcoin falling?

nadex i guess, but your bets have to be in already

this is the most interesting monday for the market in a really long time. Can't wait to watch China open. I feel like monday is going to indicate the entire next 2 weeks movements.

if i remember last time, crypto led us on the euphoria part, and on the fall by a little bit

BitMex, you fucking autist
Futures market also allows it, but I can't into futures

Epic new maymay, friendo.

yeah it's going to be annoying as fuck if bitcoin drags the market down because people get scared over it

Made 20K profit on a 3K investment in Netflix options. Happy I didn't put a lot into crypto.

hey im here to trade. if BTC is indeed a major sell signal, from all the wealth get vacuumed up, im ready to do what i have to do desu

everyone here is.
its so cozy in here i can hardly believe it. the cryptards are literally eating themselves, its insane

NETFLIX WEEK 3
PUMP IT

$101,279,417,959

the market cap boggles my mind. Maybe 90% of that is bank loans that they repackaged as sure things so we can get a nice crash

lol yup sounds about right

i suppose now is a good time to flip on the 1min realtime chart for BTC/USD and listen to komm süsser tod
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

the real question is what the fuck are WE gonna do if crypto actually crashes. i dont know if we can handle that sort of an influx all at once if it really goes to nothing eventually

>$101,279,417,959
i wonder how this is going to affect inflation, and fiat in a general sense?
its fucking insane whats been allowed to happen, really. im honestly surprised the banks ever let it get this out of hand

there's no market contagion risk right? It's kind of off in it's own land.

All this AMD to $40 bullshit is making me want to buy puts.

Alright boys

Romano's Macaroni Grill
or Chilies

dont fight memes

Truthe.

desu though it might work. could be fears this weak after hearing about nvidia glut and mining crash.

Don't think it matters in the long run but I could see AMD moving down this week depending on what happens. Monday is gonna be huge

is it standard procedure to not include prices on the website?

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we dont know as its never happened.

all i know is that whether or not crypto is real money, theres real money inside of it. if that real money goes poof i expect SOMETHING to happen.

macaroni grill for that bread

i think for chains like that it is. prices tend to vary state to state. they like to scrape the ceiling on you like that. ive been to chilis that were abnormally cheap in bumfuck towns before

even mcdonalds does shit like this

Would it be worthwhile to estimate the opportunity cost of BTC to figure out how contagious, if at all, this crash will be? so obviously because of the speculative nature of the amount of fiat that has been used to buy BTC over the years is a fraction of the so called Market Cap. But I was wondering, if we were to factor in the money sunk in on mining rigs and the electricity costs, to figure out the average mining pool's profit margin if we could get a real idea of the 'opportunity cost' of BTC? And thus see how many people are screwed in this happening?

or does no one care? Or is the panic just gonna sweep through irrespective of the fundamentals?

Kek. No.
That's a sure sign that there's a Jew running the place and knows how to rape your wallet.

Also, THIS JUST IN: A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR BTC! SALTY TEARS WILL CONTINUE TO FLOW CONFIRMED!
>pic related

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAH

MY SIDES

I think in inspection. It's good for the markets. I like it as a blow-off valve. Speculators poured in and got burnt. Which is exactly what anyone would want to happen before it gets out of control.

Whatever bubbles are going in tech or the latest "get rich stocks" probably got less inflated due to it. This could be a good safety release just like the releases from Trump chimping out on trade.

Nothing is more unhealthy than unpunished speculation.

will this god forsaken board finally be purged of internet coins?

another option I have is On The Border Mexican Bar and Grill

Not gonna lie, this Kids menu is way more robust. I want to try the corn dogs

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if anything maybe more capital will go all in on netflix of china type things. Huge number of high risk specs could go back into things like that.

im more worried about all of them coming in here desu

Go to a local mom and pop shop. The food and prices are better.

Chains restaurants are shit-tier

dont worry, they arent old enough to make a real brokerage account

and spend money??
Ive got a Chilies gift card hear
Its good for 4 restaraunts

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HODL TILL MOON

$1,000,000 by 2020

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damn theyre going down for sure now. its honestly all ogre for BTC. this shits going to the center of the earth

lol

I think it settles around 3k

>It's good for the markets. I like it as a blow-off valve
True, I always saw this as just a symptom of an overall need to park capital in places with higher returns than bonds.

>Whatever bubbles are going in tech or the latest "get rich stocks" probably got less inflated due to it.
I didn't think of it like that - but you're probably right.

Not for a while. Looking at the determination of some of the shills on here it'll be at least another 4 months before crypto and crypto baw threads reach a manageable fraction of the board.In the meantime prepare for more 0xshitcoin threads, boomer memes, and "golden bull run happening, right?" stuff.

kek

yea its not going straight there, but theres absolutely no denying its going down much further than where it held in feb. itll have a time getting back into this 6k-9k range. i think this is gonna be like what happened to my buddy who tried buying the bottom in oil in like 2015. it ranged for three years and then he pulled out. lol and now IM making money on it.

patience will be a virtue if theres ever a time to /all-in/ crypto

Sell the gift card. You'll come out ahead

shorting GBTC on monday open. wew

I found the Chilies stock
Its EAT (brinker restaurants)

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>New record
This is just. so. comfy.

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I want to go to a prestiges chain like Maggianos Little Italy though

Interesting how you retards bury your head in the sand until BTC tanks a bit (still up 50% yearly btw)

This thread is basically Jow Forumsbuttcoin general lol

>(still up 50% yearly btw)
you better hurry up and take profits user

You don't get it. The sentiment on bitcoin is fucked now.

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eternal bagholder cope

someone had to hold the bags

from reddit

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>(still up 50% yearly btw)
>MFW yearly

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25 spend

>7 dollar lunch combos:
California Turkey Club and
>Kids Menu:
Grilled cheese sandwich
Pepperpals mini Cheese Pizza


Bar: Gin and Tonic

Will this all be less than 25? I dont think this card is getting me into On The Border

ive been thinking about this since there was a really good 8/pol/ thread (fucking RARE) on it in like january after it topped. i think this will have an extremely bullish effect (if the crash continues) on coins such as XMR that have value in black market, and also i think that the communist party backed coins (off the NEO chain i believe, correct me if im wrong) will be held up by asia and the chinese govt itself.

perhaps THATS where all that money thats getting sucked out of the chinese market is going? to prop up their crypto (there are a TON of corrupt chinese govt officials who use crypto for its off-the-books properties). perhaps this could even be a retaliatory strike against US trade-war-hawkishness. it DOES seem that crypto may have some sort of direct effect on our market. thats a LOT of wealth disappearing at once

for whatever reason, BTCs golden bullrun managed to dislodge silvers price action from golds. i wonder if BTC crashing will raise silver.

im really interested in seeing the effects this is gonna have on the global economy desu

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Information Dump (6/23/18):
- MU drops 4% despite earning beat, due to every historic memory 'boom' is met with bust; on massive sale in current position
- John Oliver gets banned from China; 'Belt and Road Initiative' 5 year marker yesterday; concerns raised over 'corrupt practices and financial sustainability'.
- I hate China still, nothing's changed there
- IQ drops 9% in a week, CSI 300 drops below 1 year lowest point; nanking and tiananmen square now considered 'tame' compared to the blood being shed in the markets last week
- KSA pumps out 1 million barrels a day; United States continues to increase production of 'sweet' low sulfur crude at little over 10 million bpd; OPEC produces 39.4 million bpd 'sour' for reference

Oil coming in has actually added to the price of oil, due to supply now meeting demand. Demand with no supply is meaningless loss in production. Oil go up.
Based on everything I've seen, which are too numerous to list off; I do not believe in the long term sustainability in a communist nation with a leader that has seized power and sustained it through lies, fear and thievery.

Play of week to be RAD and MU, whatever gets dipped this week or whatever's on watch-list trading sideways, puts on IQ or BILI possibly.
Sanjay of Micron Guide us.

Crypto is against the governments will. It causes a headache trying to track the currency, which it's only alleged uses are money laundering and terrorist financing.
It's done dude. The only crypto-currency that will have value down the line will be the crypto that only criminals use. Bitcoin's getting legislated to death.

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>John Oliver gets banned from China
lol how did that happen?

what do you think BTC crashing is gonna do? i remember it lead our markets a little last time on the way down
also
i wonder when the real panic will set in? if liquidity starts drying up on the main exchanges? idk, cant go to bed, its crazy watching it burn like this. its fighting right now, but its not looking good

The consensus is (and has been for several years) that it's a bull market, just brace for the crash, etc etc. But it has persisted for so long, I can't help but wonder whether it's the end of a mere cycle or the start of a enduring paradigm shift in the relative worth of capital and labour (the shift being markedly towards capital).

Will I look back at my PF in 30 years time and kick myself for not piling in half as much as I could have?

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>5 years
maybe
>30 years
yes

>pic
noice

who the hell knows whats gonna happen to us desu senpai?
BTC is going down though.
i just thought to myself, if it can just close today above the low of feb, it might stand a chance. then i remembered crypto never closes. TOPKEK. its ogre for the cryptards. this board is going to turn into /anhero/ overnight if china dumps on em like i think theyre gonna

>But it has persisted for so long, I can't help but wonder whether it's the end of a mere cycle or the start of a enduring paradigm shift in the relative worth of capital and labour (the shift being markedly towards capital).
It's not.
And the pseudo-intellectual understanding of economics and genuine suggestion of a paradigm shift sounds like underageb& shitposting that belongs on 8/pol/

Get rid of gold and silver from your chart.
Look at the 2 lines that remain, there are several/many catalysts that are ahead of us, and the president is taking on a lot of opponents at once.
If you hear bad news (especially snowballing bad news) come out about the president, if you hear the president starting shit with OPEC, if you see anything happen that adds fear to the stock market on the whole or forex takes a tumble-- react quickly
hedge yourself for the coming 2 years; it's human nature to expect failure after a period of success, and much of the success is residing on president trump, that's my belief

kek i was just looking at how metals moved against BTC. id never even thought to do it. im way ahead of you with having the dollar up against absolutely everything i trade now tho

im thinking we got the same idea desu

Wages are invariably the largest expense in the P&L statement. What happens to this expense when automation truly gets started? How long will it take equities markets to reprice the companies that best exploit it?

lol
i looked at the price action of USD and the alignment of BTC and you can see the normies FOMOing in in waves, and then see them experiencing total loss.

bretty funny

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This is not the first time the idea has been posed. My macro economics book was published right before the turn of the millennium and it included a chapter on the "new economic cycle" based on innovation outpacing cyclical downturns. The dot com bubble popped a little over year later.

stop talking about bitcoin
this isnt the thread for it

regarding our good old johnny boy, he got Xi so hard that the Chinese president got self-conscious
now if you try to use chinese twitter to talk about john oliver, you get a nice 404

oliver's still divisive though, but he's in a country where he won't go missing for an opinion kek

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