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Mashallah

when will the americans fuck off

Thoughts on this?

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I like how Mikey is somehow proud that a major part of his "culture" is going up to people and swiping at them with box cutters

yeah it's too late if you're here at 21

stop bitching about us you pansy

snorted so much coke last night i forgot my name

going out unshowered

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VIRGINS

ah, if only they had their own general thread :(

when will the anglos fuck off

we have tons of dying small towns with empty shopping streets as well, amazon didn't kill them, the supermarket craze did it first

Buy g fuel

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any dungeon synth man in

Mashallah

What's there to do on a Sunday in Edinbutthole?

Thought they used fists?

now
bye

I'm genuinely not. The people that did it are absolute scum hated throughout the whole of the travelling community. This is what they do, squirt ammonia into your eyes and cut you with a carpet knife. The person they did it to was only looking for a fair fight.

ok

Why are they slashing like theyre trying to cut through packing tape?
Not how you seriously try to hurt someone with a knife.

any yank that posts in /brit/ is automatically a globalist shill
if you're a nationalist then fuck off back to your own thread

supporting the australian music scene

C’est dommage

Chicken tikka

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sad

give me a quick rundown on carrefour

watch this
oh so fighting each other like you're in detroit or rio is culture?

I can't decide if I will read Sherlock Holmes or Lord of the Rings first. What do Britishes suggest?

It's not meant to kill him. If they cut an artery it will though. He would have had hundreds of stictches.

i too listen to triple j

both shite
don't bother

some of them are like tesco extra
some of them are like very big tesco extra

read this

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wish i was old enough to have properly enjoyed our Nintendo 64 before mum broke it

MIND IS BLOWN
TOO MUCH AND ALWAYS STONED

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Nothing wrong with a fair 1 to 1 refereed fight. This though, its just wrong. The lad is onky 22 or 23 years of age.

muh poppy

never been in a fight
if anyone punched me i would probably just start crying and go into the fetal position

love 'em

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Just got the re reconquista de laaaads

>cut an artery
not when theyre barely penetrating like that
>hundreds
doubt. dozens, maybe.

granted its very fast and you cant see the blood loss to guage but it really doesnt look like they got him that badly

they got a 12 inch gash on his back, cut right through his jacket and shirt
doesn’t look like a fun time

okay then

the trick is to be drunk when it happens

need to be shot I do

It's a carpet knife mate, that will cut through skin and flesh like nothing. Without a doubt he needed hundreds of stitches after that. Poor lad.

sherlock is better

what does that achieve
btw i'm 5'8

yiff in hell

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course im just saying these are superficial lacerations

you need to be put down you genetic mess

Just owned the ottomans

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best thing about carrefour is cheap alcohol
and the premade tabbouleh with raisen pots they sell

i wish they would

>carpet knife
yeah i know i gotta fucked up thumb from one fingernail still grows fucked up 6 or 7 years later
>carpet knife
state of the UK

If they wanted to murder him they probably would have shanked him 20 times in the stomach with a shiv

I thought that it would better reading conan doyle, since he wrote it when he was younger than tolkien when he did it. the more I take to read doyle the more it will look immature to me

besides I have a pile of books on my waiting list, I need to start reading them already

more like i don't carefour'it

what anime is this

rude

remembered when emmett garcin spent an entire thread arguing he was too strong to be stabbed

It is used for cutting carpet. So I'm not wrong.

give me one reason i shouldn't move to Alaska

I'm too strong to be shot desu
they tried it before and I just caught the bullet and threw it back at them lmao

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1 month and I'll be back in Wales lads x

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Berserk

my condolences

here we call them ‘box cutters’ or ‘utility knives’

girlcocks shouldn't be so veiny

bit strange how before 9/11 2001 there were concurrent paedo sex ring scandals in Germany, Austria, France, Belgium, Great Britain, Ireland, Netherland, Slovakia, America and Canada that implicated governments of those countries

bwahahahahahahahahahaha
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHHGAHAHAHAHA
*coughs and cries with laughs*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHOHOHOHOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I am very excited

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Utility knife would probably be the most fitting name as they're used for many different things.

reckon you made that up m8

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is this moni?

got 'em

wish i was 10 again desu

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Have you seen the Brecon Beacons lad?

ice age
wildlife
murders

I know what tf they are nigger
not one of these gimps thats never worked a real job

was 10 in 2008
probably the best time of my life

lol why?

yes

Cold

we call them box cutters here too, pikeys don't use normal words so nevermind what he calls them

alri uvogin

yes

his name is Amer Hussain

get shot
dark

What should I get from KFC, lads?

bring a coat

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We call people from pakistan pakis but you call them asian. Neck yourself, mongo
kek

She cute