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need yanks to FUCK OFF

*dabs*

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wearing my skinny chinos.

>w-w-what will it be boss man?

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wasnt this the anti bullying guy

*puffs pipe*

your death

would fuck both

bet her tits are gross

holy fuck

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cant tell the difference

what the fuck are these fueding retards semi famous?

the exgf wears an owl necklace too. wonder if it's some kind of secret whore symbol.

looks better on the left

got mogged so fucking hard in schipol airport, it changed my life forever

mia is actually qt

are her tits real? i presumed they were plastic

bossman junior! what happened to you?!

How many traffic lights and motorcycles have you lads selected today?

sucking a golf ball

dad was fucking skimogging me all week glad im home

Plastic. There are a few photos of them before the boob job

They are amongst travellers.

t. ASOS SEX FIT
what you mean
schiphol's full of foreigners you know that right?

some serious, explosive pissing and shitting going on right now at poloid's expense

*never makes eye contact*
uhhh yeh can i get golden VIRGINia tobacco, some slim filters, and silver rizzla papers
*shuffles off*

nucking a sigger

pikeys live in a very small world made up of dynasties and gbh

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love big fake tits like Aletta oceans

The /ita/ gf

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n*gger

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

yeah but the KLM air hostesses and dutch travellers

my dick goes soft from fake tits
dunno why

>Full of Ham FC

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no stretch marks or saggy skin
I got a bum deal

mums got fake tatas

you got mogged by women? are you a midget?
ive never seen a woman taller than me, would love to have sex with one just for the experience

Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor.

Got the UNIQLO ankle length trousers on.

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BASED townsville

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unless YOU fuck her first?then its not? lul

absolute state
my mum has a fake face but atleast not fake tits

bet poleslaws wishing he took his own photo when we asked, under perfect lighting with good angles and doctoring and shit

weirdo
would love a go on them myself

pics?

no you disgusting stalker pervert freak virgin

been screeching at this for 10 minutes now

wow rude

so she had a boob job whilst at school?

kinda sounds like he thinks he should get to fuck his daughter

Anya Taylor Joy tbqh lads

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this woman still on the public radar?
stopped getting slammed like a hog on camera years ago

Never got how she got so famous

There are fitter asian girls than this, she looks like one of the lower average ones

>German
*gets furious about tobacco prices, pisses off yelling arabic insults*

not a fan of cyborgs

If /Brit/ were a physical entity

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it's knowing that it's not actually human. they aren't biological, they're pumped full of silicone and your brains natural instinct is disgusted by that

shes not asian what the fuck are you talking about

she keeps inserting herself back into the public radar but refuses to mention what she is known for

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Common practise in Ukraine?

she did an interview with britain's favourite youtube channel yesterday

howling
your mothers are nasty hookers

fucking glad im a wholesome rube

imagine your mother having bolt on chebs fuckin CREASE id cide

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tudor_conquest_of_Ireland

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she played up being a muslim

ireland > england

Surely it cant be that unique

Ive fugged a muslim girl not a big deal

life? not a fan

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youtu.be/0dzDXJJSVEc

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mia khalifa is unironically uglier than amer

my mum is unironically one of those wives that are just not yet trophy enough to be called a trophy wives
only problem is that my dad got poor after a couple years of marriage so she divorced. havent seen her in years

She is in the uk

>my mom? well shes got some big old fake tits

the fucking STATE

A man on a bicycle approached the four of us soon after, he had stores of confidence, it knocked me back. He was of paki blood and kept a moustache that in conjunction with his race gave him the appearance of billionaire “Shahid Kahn”, it’s a charming look, he even had an adorable little flat cap, the guy constantly smiled, always had things to say, his banter was good at times and he had a white accent, his family sounded as if they were educated, bit jealous. Taking all those positives on board, it’s a shame that this guy,Yazim, is a complete and unadulterated cunt. His first sins were insulting comments he made directly towards me, he followed this up with transphobia and then he topped all this by sneakily taking pictures of me, I caught him holding the camera in front of his penis and called him out on his behaviour. He came clean and asked my permission to publish the image, before I could answer he replied “too late” and uploaded the pic. I looked terrible, I was in the middle of a reaction or statement, my face is in an unnatural position and I also have my hand raised, making the image more exploitable, he was aware of all this and shared the image regardless because it pushed his agenda. The image in question caused me much distress and it led to me partially switching off for the rest of the day, it really brought me down, reading the negative comments in response was too much but it has inspired me to improve myself. There were some pleasant moments such as when we played pool and at the first pub he bought a plate of food for the table but at the same time he refused to let this be an intimate get-together between budding friends and instead stirred controversy by initiating a Skype call at the pub and sharing our table numbers. I don’t believe he’s intentionally cruel, just some kind of autistic, he lacks empathy, doesn’t understand the consequences his words and actions have, typical of a paki.

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Put the trip back on poleslaw

just slipped into my skinny jeans and chealsea boots

she fucked big black dudes on camera at 19

Kill yourself

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scromiting
exactly what you’d expect

love calling out phoneposters while phoneposting myself

There are more beautiful looking muslim and indian girls at my toil

Mia khalifa is a solid 5

she did one in a hijab according to wikipedia
but i definitely remember the only reason i ever heard of her was MUSLIM GIRL GETS PORKED

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Not

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my rents are ugly and rich

SAINT LAURENT PARIS

like remember the whole Kardashian media empire is built on a sex tape where you couldn't even see vag
sometimes small things blow up

Dads spending my inheritance on more boomer gadgets and a conservatory. Who will stop his madness?

someone vaccaro themselves speaking the welsh language im kind of interested

well, /brit/ ?

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would love to have a go on those chebs

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one more week of vacation before uni starts again lads

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decorating the uni room

ho hum

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based