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cat burying face into my arm like little poofy gayboy

sue

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where is he lads

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I got very drunk last night
it felt very good

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R8 my Dailymail stats.
Am I an honorable bong?

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maybe rorke is right about this one

neither does your hand, virgin

post cat

I went on a couple of dates with a girl at the start of last year, she started seeing somebody else and I saw recently she'd bought a VW Lupo and slammed it
massive bullet dodging

never seen read etc les miserables but always hated the little girl on the front of it, thought she looked so gay little virgin little poof

Got curly hair me. Use a specially formulated Brazilian keratin treatment every 3 months to keep it from being a jew fro.

Wish I was a seat sometimes

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thinking about getting one of those £20 flights from manchester to london then walk back home lads

would be aight

pics

1:40

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big handed freak

This is a better map

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very inconsiderate request, hes clearly shy

>I get sicker than most
>they don't know what the diseases I have are

it's pretty safe to assume he has AIDS then

What should your salary be to comfrotably live in a one bedroom apartment?

all day, every day

new years resolution: follow the islamic calendar

yeah that sounds like a logical thing to do which makes sense off you pop

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1p

can i get a rorke v. leftypol update

Just realise that there are no limits in the province of the mind

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why do all reddit flaggers bum cats?

Outside of London: £25-30k
London: £45-50k

i have literally got AIDS

what was the top gimmick of 2018?

rather the opposite, have shrivelled lizard hands

20k up north

taking a crack at it

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might buy a golf ball

Dave

Rorke status: on the ropes
Leftypol status: delivering heavy damage to rorke with body blows

Completely normal, brave and beautiful behavior

what a sappy gay film Paddington is

despise Londoners

rorkes on the ropes, but planning something big. stay tuned next week for the news.

copyrighting the gimmick where you to through the archives and find the oldest /brit/ made and reply to a post in it

l earn 30k but still need to turn tricks round the back of screwfix to survive

wish schizo would take a crack in me bum UwU

>"some of the diseases I have, they don't know what they are."
>still participating in these gay orgies
oh but the gays are "harmless" and "just like us"

Rural north: 20k+
City north/midlands: 30k+
Rural everywhere except south east: £30-40k
London and south east: £60k+

It's funny because online is the only way lefties know how to throw a punch

Tyson can barely even talk anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=UnWpt8fBUGg

Thanks to some clever acid peels I've finally got my acne on the ropes

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

wish that was shot up my knothole desu

my mate is a pharmacist and he has to give out these drugs to gays that you take before sex and it basically stops you from catching AIDS. He was researching it because you have to explain to customers how its taken etc and found out that gays will have these massive sex orgies where they take meth and ride like 100 people. Absolutely fucked

looks kind of cute here desu

south west can be as low as 20k

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Have actually considered walking between Manc and London mostly via canals

Just as a feeler for one day doing Lands End to John O Groats. The problem for me walking long distances is my lower back starts to hurt, my feet learn to absorb the punishment.

haha you read me post

shaw really pisses me off now
his media personality gets on my nerves

no i didnt

Earn 32k and have to rob the post office every fortnight to survive

what browser do you lads use?

>The problem for me walking long distances is my lower back starts to hurt, my feet learn to absorb the punishment.
Oh boo boo
Will mummy pack your inhaler?

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Earn 35k and struggle to pay the leccy each week

should've studied to become a PHP developer

chrome

Safari

arse

alway look cute

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How come there aren't more female engineers?

4channel.org

They’re psychologically fucked

Was earning a cool 2000euro a month in Milan

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dont post my daughters on Jow Forums

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Google Chrome with Material Black Theme and The New Tab plugin

PENG browsing experience

vivaldi on my desktop and safari on my macbook

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Imagine spending 60%+ of your income on housing. Fucking absurd. You're working primarily just to continue existing at that point.

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Deano is like a Chav except they have ten more IQ points compared to the typically Chav that was prominent last decade. They aren't really traditional working class anymore but they think they are better than those below them while ironically despising the wealthy and elite while imitating a false sense of poshness on social media. Deano's sole existance is striding to prove he's middle class when he's not and arguing with Chav while ironically both of them are trying to appear more sophisticated than they are by posting selfies of them having avocado and hummus with tonight's food.
They typically go on holiday to trashy places like the worst parts of Spain(costa del sol, Ibiza, Mallorca),or Greece(Kavos). Deano doesn't care about religion since it is for nerds and benders but when Christmas rolls around they suddenly become good loving Christians.
I should also mention that Deano is that type of person who would make fun of anons for reading in general or reading stuff like manga, comics, fantasy like ASOIAF or Harry Potter before they became incredibly popular but as soon as they have popular blockbuster movie adaptation or TV series they'll instantly pretend to have liked it all along while treating it as their religion but will forget about it the moment the series wraps up and move onto the next trend. Basically you see all that Harry Potter related furniture crap and clothing you see in stores like Ikea? Deano buys that.

doesn't look cute here

short hair is gay

didnt read

he's right you know

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RORKE NO

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upset me dad arguing about brexit again

there are rumors that he's into some weird sexual shit or something like that

idk the mongols were pretty great too