>tfw tiny ugly shapeless """penis"""
Ill never have a gf......
Tfw tiny ugly shapeless """penis"""
Just aim for a cute Nordic girl user
>tfw 15cm and thin
it's not fair bros
>tfw unoperated phimosis
>fixed it myself by pulling back the skin very carefully
>now foreskin looks like my elbow skin
your flag says you're from hungary...
but you seem more thirsty to me.
nordic girls want big penises
Which you have. Isn't it like 25cm or something?
no its tiny
But it's in you name, right? HUNGary?
Oh wait, it's not ... 9cm is it? Oh...
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:(
>Tfw my benis is so small that only way ill ever get laid is either raping or having so much money that wamen will fuck me anyways.
A big penis wont solve your problems :(
for me it would
we need to make a
SMOL
PENIS
HOOORDE
like the mongols did
unite all the smol penisers into one YUUGE horde, and then just go and rape and pillage half of the globe
not funny, that would make more small dicked rejects like me, dicklets like me shouldn't breed
SMOL
DIK
HORDE
they either take the smol, or they take the terrorism
5665
Explain how
lots of confidence which leads me to a nice gf
You dont need a big dick to be confident
>dicklets like me shouldn't breed
So you're a literal cuck now?
mine is tiny so I'm the opposite of confident
no, if I have sons they'll have small dicks = more depressed loser on the planet
i don't want anyone else to suffer like me
if I have daughters, they i'Ll carry on my genes and they'll have small dicked sons
smol dicklet = smaller target when the arrows start flying
and they will start flying
because all smol dickers need to unite into a YUGE HORDE and RAPE half of the PLANET
My penis bends up a bit, is this a bad thing?
is it 15cm and thin?
not funny....
You're not a depressed loser because of your dick, your a depressed loser because you have severe mental issues, which you need to fix
why are all hungarian memes retarded?
>kurwa anyatok with fruit
>15cm and thin penises
t. 18/13 Chad
kurva anyátok is not a meme, it's the fucking hungarian general, I have no idea why can't you dumbfucks figure it out
no, i have a tiny dick
>chad
lol what? This dicklet has at least fucked girls, whereas I'm still khhv due to crippling autism
yes you do, but that's not the issue
not girls, 1 girl also it was awful because having sex with a tiny dick is worhtless and is a waste of tme
not pleasurable for anyone, neither for me or the girl
15cm and thin
no it's micro
fugg