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Based drumpf

pints

you feel relaxed, at ease, sleepy and can become physically unbalanced at higher doses

generally less inhibited than normal, similar to how you might feel mentally when drunk except without the body load

Like slipping into a cosy warm bath

Really just tired of thinking might try not doing it as much

Tfw no gf

slugs

well im proud to be an american

where at least i know im free

woah DUAL citizenship!?!?!
very very impressive

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lef tis bette rtho

BEANS BEANS BEANS

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>they'll defend people they don't even know just because they're Indian
>only Indians do this

UNLOCK ME OLE

*hands you your girls drink*
no worries pal

Nice digits edge lord

bit big those

I'm 71 and one half inches tall

wouldn't know

my two rules wrt to drugs are no opiates and no benzos

id stick my head up a live pigs arse and do the cancan if the queen told me to

Drank 4 cans of carabao and have a headache

if you got consccripted into a war or the governemtn decided to screw you over, you'd have no choice but to take it like a little bitch

fuck me, half an inch? i know old people shrink but jesus

youtube.com/watch?v=XCUQVoyPv0E
Mark has totally relapsed

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I prefer brown hair

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i'd just flee to canada 2bph

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me too that's why I was wondering

i'm 78

This is the last call for alcohol

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god it's like watching a trainwreck, dire, utterly dire

ah yes because running away to another country to escape your national obligation is very heroic

what a wanker, how about getting a job

entitled to an irish passport but can't be arsed to go through the passport until i actually need it

this wind is so fucking irritating

my dreamgirl don't exist (at the age of 5 she split her wrists)

wank

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>some dude lost £400 at the casino at the meetup

fucking screeching, what a bunch of degens

I'm british
if the democratic process of the country's government decided that we needed to go to war and that i would have to contribute to that effort then i would (hopefully) do it

you just sound like a travel vlogging world citizen ponce

Does Mark Goldbridge post on this site?

I like Italy
Its a good country

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not now its teatime

you can't be that proud if you post in a british general instead of your own

gambling is a mugs game

finally someone said it

Going to spend £80 on an irish passport so I don't have to pay £7 once every three years to visit the EU

probably

>United will still not get top4

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used to buy etizolam when you could buy legal highs off the internet
a lot nicer than valium, valium's pretty boring etizolam gave you a mild euphoric buzz sometimes as well as the benzo calm

What did she do to deserve getting taken off Instagram, I thought the site was all about thots?

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Yeah

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Same except mine died in the holocaust with some cadbury's.

ugly?

I think she's gorgeous with an amazing body

Holy
Fucking
BASED

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you'd need permission to stay
>heroic
why yes dying for some elites and vague ideals is worth it. yes truly
>dying for some fptp system where your vote doesn't even mean anything and everyone you can possibly vote for is an old schoolboy from oxford who doesn't even know the price of bread, who then has to get his proposed laws scrutinised by a bunch of unelected old guys

lol just lol. why would you die and take pride in that idiocy? do you think the iraq war was a democratic process that had some great innate meaning for the people that live here? fuck me mate.

mine was buried alive in 1945

reminder: for 1500 you can fuck
shes a whore tho

tfw no kek gf

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What's your plan of action for chirpsing a new girl at work

sexy sexy girl!

so do i

Based drumpf

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who is she?

MODS
VISIBLE VULVA

shes beautiful

slave logic

JANNY JANNY, I SEE A FANNY

I prefer brown skin

>elites and vague ideals
you've just decided that this is the case in your hypothetical scenario
>the iraq war
but there wasn't conscription in the iraq war, doofus

used to be imo.

she was before surgery she looks stupid now

Oh yea

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too many fleshlights can't decide which one to get

parasite

button it up rorke

Meanwhile in Holland

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absolutely based

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degenerate

v. nice

>but there wasn't conscription in the iraq war, doofus
its a good example of a war with very little democratic mandate though.
>you've just decided that this is the case in your hypothetical scenario
ever notice how most politicians go to the exact same university? and many even went to the same school? funny that.

grow up
the only wars we'll ever part of is something to help Israel or a corporation. A waste of your life fighting for them

kek this is me