ITT: military ads

Post military recruiting ads from your country

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Very interesting thread
I'm going to bump with Britain and China
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LMAO, I honestly have zero idea what the British were thinking with that one. Makes no sense at all, I get that they are trying to incite their muslim community to join the army, but to dedicate an entire (silly) ad just for that makes no sense.

The Chinese one is really based though, you truly feel the sense of unity that their troops have and it shows a more realistic, although romancized side of the army.

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One thing that annoys me about China is that they still use communist symbols and rhetoric even though the policies of the chinese government have nothing to do with Marxism anymore. The ideal of the society is very traditional and nationalistic. They do have their own degeneracy and problems they need to deal with but at least they know what is fundamentally right and wrong. Their society is incredibly collectivist but that's just how east asians are, that's what they want. I wouldn't like it too much but that's simply because I as a european have different preferences.

In third world you don't need recruitment ad because of conscription everyone has a duty from birth.

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better than british one i guess

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This one is cool desu.

>I get that they are trying to incite their muslim community to join the army, but to dedicate an entire (silly) ad just for that makes no sense
remember that an ad for minorities is also an ad for the left

No seriously , the french are the only one that have great commercials all of the time

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this one will never be beaten do
terrible shooting stance with the first kid but i cant dislike anything Brazilians make

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China will be communist society by year of 2050

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Pls, dont laugh

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why is the first one in English?
third looks effective, if generic armed services are hooman beans like you tier

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is this the ghost in the shell sequel live action film?

At least no niggers
Look at the french one, half are black

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Not my country, but I wish I was Chinese

>I wish I was Chinese

This, they have the armed forces that will soon humiliate the Amerifats. Who would not want to be Chinese at this linetime.

oh it's you

explain why you're so buttravaged about my country gay boy

>At least no niggers

I met a lot of black American soldiers here in PL, during local military picnics. Cool guys. Sometimes i asked myself if their commanders didn't give them specific orders about being ultra-nice to locals, because they acted literally like our mascots, doing everything we wanted.

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These are kino

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Who need recruiting ads if military service is mandatory?

>Hey kid, do you wanna go to some shithole in Africa kill some warlords niggers if you dont die during training?

Im sold

I'm remembering all those bad daytime commercials again.

remember being thin? :^)

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The video actually gives me a boner. Sometimes i wish i had joined the army, looks really fun

50 years later and we're still good at killing them
bl*ckoids will once again learn to fear the Lusitani warrior

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Reminds me of Gladiadores, the vehicles.

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honestly just surprised they have anything more advanced than a Chaimite lol

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How 'bout helping your lusophone brother by buying his products :^)
We buy ur cod, i swear.

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This one as well

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RM ads are good. I think the Army is slowly improving too, though the Army's best adverts have always been documentaries.

we're already overreliant on imports from Germany and America, adding a third country just seems like a terrible decision
honestly Portugal should start building its own weapons so we don't rely so much on foreigners, and besides even if we don't need that many guns I'm sure we could sell some to Saudi Arabia and turn a profit on the whole thing

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this one is the marin

That's what some companies and even the military themselves have been trying to do over the years. Although our industry still pretty much reliant on foreign sensinble technology, they are managing to do their parts slowly.
I think the only product today that we could sell without suffering embargos are the ASTROS.

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>lusophone brother

brothers of south americans, hell no.

hol up, hol up, lets get real, gay and SWEDEN YES here!!
this reminds of that juice ad

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they've only moved backwards since the dengist reforms, hard to see a communist china anywhere in the near future

The recruit was a qt