/brit/

why'd the Jutes go so far?
what were they thinking?

gagging to torrent crusader kings 2 again

let who in?

would love to have gay sex while an attractive woman watches and masturbates

mgtow = men coping their own way

just imagine how absolutely, completely and irrevocably DONE IN rorke's nut will be when brext it gets cancelled.

oh my actual days, the poor lad will probably have an aneurism. we should be treating him with a little bit of TLC in these coming weeks just to try and soften the impact on the scamp.

Faggots are worse than trannies. At least trannies mostly accept that their sexuality does not match their gender, and rightly change to the correct gender

My dream? Instead of laying tarmac, blockpaving and high pressure cleaning in these shitty isles I'd love to fuck off to the US and escape this miserable shithole.

Adult men who are below 5'10 never ate their vegetables when they were a kid, lived on a diet of birds eye chicken dippers and so on

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Do you hate democracy?

daves on a mad one again

CK2 and HoI3 are the only ones I bought because I've torrented the rest of their (unfinished) games

atmospheric

youtube.com/watch?v=JolstgXbWXk

off toil next week

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South Africa is a country of immigrants so it's fine if we colonise it again

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Jaywick Sands mentioned

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what is he saying?

Nigga you a fuck nigga

unitoil looms

>celts
>only half of them are women with clitorises

>anglians
>all from earth (no aliens)

>northumbrians
>dont shop at umbro as it doesnt exist at the time

>romans
>stop roaming as soon as they find a gallic tribe to subjugate

>faggots
fuck off yank

Own it on steam but don't like running steam

want to scrub my shower pikey?
also need someone to redo my sidewalks

C H O N K

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Fucking love the sesh me

east anglia needs an app like iceland to avoid incest

As a call centre runt of 6 years that has dealt with all regions of the UK in multple UK call centres and taken 55,000 inbound phone calls, East Angles are inbred spastics. You people can't even pronounce things correctly, you have this weird soft R in words

>i bought my bwoadband wouter today and it wont work : (((

fat, small, spasticated hobbits.

South Africa has loads and loads of european migrants moving there these days lads.

doubt they would take issue.

If you pass through a dozen safe countries to get here you are no longer a refugee

What about lezer trannies?

Explain

23andme sometimes come across like the bloody Gestapo

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*does a daft walk into /brit/*
Brexit's Cancelled.

South Africa is a country of GAYS

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>this is how the white english people live
>if we did no let more brown immigrants in then america could end up like england

where's the money for grenfell?

didn’t eat vegetables in my youth and am 5’10 so can only conclude that you are spot on

hmm yes women drivers
youtube.com/watch?v=gyg025aR-VY

screaming
why are they outraged its clearly a grim shithole

>Teresa

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most are coping incels

sue

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really? why?
it's full of blacks

interesting.

teach us about the different regions of the UK

>Obergruppenführer Dave
>PUA Dave

search dave in the archive and theres 20,000 posts with "dave" in

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It wouldn't be me scrubbing your shower it would be some illegal mexican working for 50 dollars a day. What's wrong with your sidewalk? And also, sidewalk is a path? I'm not familiar with yank lingo.

I believe we've been through this, if not, I have already dispelled the myth that is "unitoil".

why are lefties so obsessed with skin colour?

>call a malpractice attorney
>leave a message saying, and i quote, "this bitch ruined my life. i want justice"
>get a call back 40 minutes later
>receptionist very kindly explains that they're in the business of "helping people" and says that they would be "helping" me instead of exacting justice

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Why would someone date a nurse? They're nothing more than certified cock gossipers.

Dave is redpilled and based

UP THE TRACTOR BOYS

students have it harder than wagies

did voldymort say avada kadavra yet

>43:39
When do they die?

Might livestream myself jumping off beachy head, I will tape the phone to my body so it doesn't fly off

I was moping there just before christmas and thought I'd encounter one of the suicide chaplains but there was nobody else about

its obscene how fit emma watson is
thought she was ludicrously fit when i first saw philosophers stone and have never thought otherwise since

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me? 100 IQ

*does a daft walk to your face*
Fuck off m8 I'll fuckin hav you swear on me mum you shitty scournager fuck orf

From Jaywick Sands to PENGwick Sands

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what happened with the criminal investigation?

Scousers always feel attacked and get very defensive, always ask for refunds for shit they wil never get a refund on

Londoners are just rude and abrupt

Welsh are pretty based

she's a stuck up bitch
have some respect for yourself
go find a wholesome girl

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unemployeduniversitydropouttoil is real toil

cape town is unironically quite a nice place. its like california but you don't need to be a quadrillionaire to live there.

also its an outdoorsy lifestyle, good weather, cheap cost of living.

unitoilers rise up

>earn £1500/month
>choices are : live with parents or share a flat with 4 other people

utterly dire, how the fuck did we wind up like this

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For me, it's a perfectly symmetrical brain

>They're nothing more than certified cock gossipers
What? Fucking patients?

swear dave was against nazism when we were on about eugenics

sidewalk is a the pedestrian path right next to the street, it's concrete
I don't allow non-whites in my house so I can't hire a Mexican and polaks are too expensive

Bore off you slime.

>white people are superi-

bbc.co.uk/news/education-34778517
Well Rorke?

10:40 retard

report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

Really really really really really really really hate protestants

still ongoing
received a call last week from the investigator. he wanted me to point out everyone who failed to report it
you're tedious. fuck off

hmmmm

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>thought I'd encounter one of the suicide chaplains but there was nobody else about
Better ways to get attention

i have her name is sue but that doesnt change how drastically fit emma watson is

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aren't most of the high paying jobs in Pretoria and Johannesburg though?

rorke is FINISHED

london paki has been a busy fella

Thatcher let everyone buy their post-war houses for 10% of the original price it cost to build, then never replenished the stock.

i thought they had white privilege?

He climbed over the fence that surrounded it, and stood directly beneath it, staring up at its great bulging sides. He put out a hand and touched it gently with the tip of one finger. It felt soft and warm and slightly furry, like the skin of a baby mouse. He moved a step closer and rubbed his cheek lightly against the soft skin. And then suddenly, while he was doing this, he happened to notice that right beside him and below him, close to the ground, there was a hole in the side of the peach.

It was quite a large hole, the sort of thing an animal about the size of a fox might have made.

James knelt down in front of it and poked his head and shoulders inside. He crawled in. He kept on crawling.

This isn't just a hole, he thought excitedly. It's a tunnel!

The tunnel was damp and murky, and all around him there was the curious bittersweet smell of fresh peach. The floor was soggy under his knees, the walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.

He was crawling uphill now, as though the tunnel were leading straight toward the very center of the gigantic fruit. Every few seconds he paused and took a bite out of the wall. The peach flesh was sweet and juicy, and marvelously refreshing.

He crawled on for several more yards, and then suddenly -- bang - - the top of his head bumped into something extremely hard blocking his way. He glanced up. In front of him there was a solid wall that seemed at first as though it were made of wood. He touched it with his fingers. It certainly felt like wood, except that it was very jagged and full of deep grooves.

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