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Beat back the savage edition
Not invited: Amerindians
Invited: Most Europeans

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get fucked you fucking early shitter

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i need a man to hug me rn

I wish horses didn't suffer

Why are mexicans the first to reply

I hate how LGR always acts as if he had been a gamer in the 80s or early 90s.
He was born fucking '86.

>i never had a NES at home as a kid

Guess why, because you weren't even a fucking sperm cell in your father's nutsac back then you retarded cock sucker.

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why arent u part of a frat?

Is lgr an invel or does he have a gf

>videogames

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idk but he's fat and cringe

terrible thread

now looking at wedding dresses

who wants my steam account?

can I be your fren?

Lay it on me

What the fuck is "the bird box" challenge?

what's up with diaspora retards who say they want to return to their home country to retire? like what the fuck is the point of that?

bird box is a film where they have to keep their eyes closed in order to not get demons inside.

In one scene they have to drive with all the windows covered.

so the challenge is to drive without looking

last played a game in 2016

loser

shut the FUCK up

seethe more vidya incel

i wanna go to an american supermarket and taste all the different varieties of apples they have

Just drank water

DEAD

Pretty high

Chloe isn’t allowed to leave her house without her parents permission and can only leave if they’re at home
I know for sure she’s 18 though since she said she has a medical marijuana card

>American semen

fucking kek

what a degenerate whore

Two of her photos on tinder are her cosplaying as a Lord of the Rings character

human waste

*degenerate loser whore

If dancing on ice what she wanna do
I'ma let her do what she wanna do
You gon' dance with me 'cause I'm warming you

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I kinda wish I could ice skate

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Loser gfs are the best gfs

imagine the autism it takes save the picture of some faggy anime face and rename it "cutie.jpg"

I want Janny to like me

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*offer you to teach you how to ice skate*
*pushes you while you're in the ice rink learning*

Reminder, treat Greenland posters with respect. They're our ancestors

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Shit tier theory and even if it were true Greenland was uninhabited a few centuries ago.

almost like ur brain in present time

no puedo vivir sin tu amor

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>last year
>meet SEA girl, kind of like pic related
>start dating, first date she tells me she's asexual
>turn 360 degrees and walk away, however she keeps messaging me and I agree to go on more dates
>kept up the asexual charade all this time denying my sexual advances but she gets chummy with me all the time, pays for my dinners and buys me gifts
>one day tells me we aren't really dating
>ok.png, start to slowly drift away from her and look for more mentally stable women, keep her as a friend however
>ff this year, I have a fwb from my town, tell the SEA girl about her
>tells me since I told her about my romantic life she'll tell me hers
>while we were """dating""" she had a boyfriend, she just broke up with the guy, who she treated as a provider for expensive gifts and never answered his texts, guy is literally a black chad and surprisingly not a nigger
>tells me he had a crush on her for 5 years, and he confessed to her; she didn't want to lose him as a friend so agreed to be his gf, but was super fucking ice cold queen to him, never held hands even
>but now that she's heard my sex stories out of a sudden she was faking to be asexual
>feel repulsed and make an excuse to leave
tl;dr women are sociopaths, and don't put all your eggs in one basket, diversify with women as you would with stocks and be ready to drop them if you're not seeing the returns you're looking for

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smells a bit burnt in here
guess a nicca just got roasted

Should have raped her

lol so you never even succed her toes?

Yikes

you had 10 minutes and that's all you can come up with?

Are there any websites that I can input data into and get anime recommendations? Should I just do Akinator for aspects of girls I like to find girls?

there are likely many

To the newfriend in the last thread: racism was never allowed outside /b/, it just hasn't been enforced much.

yikes

Settle down, bud.

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wish i had people to help me complete my vision on my minecraft server

I used Akinator and got TWO recommendations.

Net-juu no Susume
Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken

Gonna try again for student females.

buy me the game and ill help you

Gonna use Akinator and try to describe myself but as an anime girl.

>does your character have a black friend
lol

i wont buy you the game but i can get you a password and username

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Chloe said her parents said she can go out but I need to pick her up from a different place because she lied that she was going to hang out with her friends

Kinda want to play victoria 2 rn

don't hack me

my parent is worse. she doesn't even allow me to walk to mcdonalds by myself ;~;

lol you know """she's""" catfishing right?

woah, bet she did some slut stuff when she was like 15 or something and her parents found out

Umm we sent each other pictures

god you're dumb
enjoy getting exposed and shamed online

this fk is right, you about to do something you will regret

going through a text dump of unprotected webcam streams
hoping to find something raunchy

frack it

watching a webcam facing a TV playing the superbowl

listening to music from my emo phase. still holds up desu.
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Exposed for what
She said she’s 18

just got a message from someone i thought i had lost

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not emo

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does blink 182 count as emo?

what the fuck saints?

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>She said she’s 18

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>michael jackson died 10 years ago

yes I know what "le real emo music" is, but that wasn't popular when emo and scene was a thing

once saw a black kid with his white grandma

Rude

real emo has never been popular

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I had friends who really wanted to be emo but couldn't commit to changing their hair and dressing that way, they all listened to blink 182

Did you know they're named after the guys who did the special effects in Killer Klowns from Outer Space?

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blink is unironically great

Just realized that bands without females are better

my emo phase ended when william bonney split

all ten of their songs were recently remastered and are being released on vinyl soon
they're up on spotify now too

never heard of this movie
is it gud?

Aaaaah
Art hoe asked me if I could get coffee with her since she needs to talk to me about something

Goodnight cummies.

I hope you all have a great rest of the day and that the week will bring you all closer to making it.

all this emo phase talk makes me miss emo girls

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never saw an emo girl, guess they where a NA thing

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I had no idea.

wrong
Tina Weymouth is KEY on the bass