God is not real

>God is not real

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it isn't

The nerve of believing in god after the nuclear bomb was invented

She is real, only R*edditors think otherwise

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Are you saying the singularity with infinite temperature and fundamental forces fused together didn't exist?

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REPENT!!!!!

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Aquinas would be proud of these arguments

>god is real because I can feel him and I hate those atheist faggots!!!

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don't start with semantics here amigo

>feeling strongly about the existence of god when it isn't provable either way

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can still feel strongly about cia nigger mind control technology

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>billions of people from often unconnected, and sometimes isolated cultures have a strong intuition that there's an omnipotent being
>let's disregard that and don't investigate further, because it doesn't suit our ideological agenda

you know that things like theory of gravity, or relativity, started just as intuitions

>my feefees tell me god is real so he is

everyone having it just further proves evolution and the common ancestor

then explain brazilians

>my feefees tell me god is not real so he is not

*moves the Bible into the fiction books section*

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>why God is real? because a lot of people from totally different cultures believe in his existence (different versions of the same god)
>why God is not real? because my feelings tell me he is not

>God allows this to happen to little babies

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god is not real because the collective scientific knowledge from all around the world explains things that were once explained with
>it is god LOL

aposto que votou no bolsonaro, crente burro

Christians iffy, uh,
god got the stiffy, uh

ÜBER GANG!

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explain the first human

Prove god exists. There’s honestly no reason having these retarded “theological” arguments throughout history when you can’t even get past step 1.

there is not """"""first human""""""" set in stone, it is too archaic to use such terms knowing that transional species are a thing

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all part of his plan tho innit

prove God doesn't exists

explain the first animal

I can prove evolution exists with hard scientific evidence which contradicts the bible

lel

>can prove evolution exists
so what? that doesn't disprove the existence of God

disproves the bible, good enough, now prove that god exists without saying
>muh feelings
or
>you don't have proof it doesn't exist

you can't, sorry, crentinho

>always thought Rick and Morty was reddit shit because of Jow Forums memes
>decided to watch years later and actually had a good laugh

It ain't bad, i think it's just the fanbase that is cancerous.

The Bible's genesis story of creation is an allegory for the evolution of consciousness, it isn't supposed to be taken at face value

the bible is not God
anyone could have altered the bible through mistranslations or for profit, but God's existence can't be altered

The Abrahamic "God" is certainly fake.

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he is one of those niggers that take EVERYTHING in the bible literally just so he can say the bible is stupid

so you don't have anything to back up your god except muh feelings, semantics and mental gymnastics like

Aristotle proved God's existance more than 2000 years ago. Sorry Jose, you're late to the party

back up your claims that GOD doesn't exist

anyone who feels the need to tell you that they don't believe in god is always like this

t. Reddit

go read a book you fucking dumbass and I mean real book not fucking ancient dragon ball like the bible, I suggest Campbell biology, then Kardong comparative anatomy

but you will not go after it, because you're a lazy fucking crente, too lazy to try and understand life so you just go
>it is god lmao i dun need to understand!!!

you're the reason this country is shit

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"There HAS to be a beggining of motion"
He just stopped wondering

did someone hurt your feelings?
>Q: prove God doesn't exist
>A: go read a book, dumb believer

You didn't hurt my feelings and i'd still tell you to go read a book because you sound dumb as shit

>but you will not go after it, because you're a lazy fucking crente, too lazy to try and understand life so you just go
if you understand life so much, why can't you just disprove God's existence based on "what you read"?

vai ler os livros que eu falei, preguiçoso toco de merda

which book proves that God doesn't exist?

I will write how this conversation will go
Me: I can offer you hard proof that evolution exists, which contradicts genesis
you: god allowed evolution
me: can you provide proof he did?
you: can you provid proof he didn't?!
me: go read a book, you fucking cunt

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Even if taking God out of the equation as an anthropomorphic sentient being the story keeps making sense

tu lestes os livros, não?
vamos lá, disprove a existência de Deus aí, você obviamente sabe como

não adianta explicar quando o outro está decidido a não entender.

>god allowed evolution
really? when did i use that argument?
proving evolution doesn't disprove God's existence
disproving the Bible doesn't disprove God's existence either
the Bible could have been altered, God's existence cannot

it cannot cause it doesn't exist

"god" works as a "baseline" for the hypotesis that MUST be there so we can "make sense" of the world and, from this baseline, explain everything else that we actually know for sure, it fills gaps; no wonder that once you told the other user how one of his belifs is contradicted by science (positive knowledge), he used "god" as a support that validates your claim, it's how all of these arguments work: "what connects the body to the soul?" asked Descartes, he didn't know so he said it was "god", "what is the fist and foremost of all causes?" asked Aristotle, he didn't know so he said it's "god"

>cause it doesn't exist
explain what initiated everything

me desu

the things is:
"God is 100% real" = no proof
"God is 100% not real" = no proof
faith is not simply a feeling

Prove that "everything" must have a beginning. I guess your argument goes like this: things must have a beginning, God must be that which created all things therefore God must exist. You are already presupposing that which you want to "prove", fuck off

>DUDE MAAN LOOK AT THOSE EPIC NUMBERS LOOOOL

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see this post (mine) i am not a believer, i am agnostic theist
agnostic because i don't believe humans can know whether God exists or not
theist because i believe he might be real, judging by how our internal organs work and their distinctive functions, i think someone "crafted" us

Flag test

>I use a proxy because I get shat on because of my amerishart flag

atheism BTFO

Wow you meant to say that humans with the same brain have had the same coping mechanism to rationalize the pointlessness of life in different civilizations

surely that must mean that jésus christ wuz real and the son of god, praise jean paul II

>The Bible's [...] is an allegory

That's just contemporary coping from chriscucks to ignore the clear contradiction in their holy books

>clear contradiction in their holy books
post them

lmao not a single person has offered a legitimate reply to this post. Godfags are so delusional they can’t even do the simplest thing.

lmao not a single person has offered a legitimate reply to this post. Atheistfags are so delusional they can’t even do the simplest thing.

There are many genres and styles in the bible which were written by multiple people in order, it is common to expect some may interpret contradictions in the scriptures

>christianity is the only possible religion.
Fucking atheists i swear.

of course god exists

and there is nothing we can do about it

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Do those photos have a meaning/cultural objective? Or are they just there?

well, they are dead

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>Atheists from majority-Christian countries mostly use Christianity as an example when they talk about all religions not being real

Wow Dawkins btfo

Yes that's retarded, you don't prove god doesn't exist by talking shit about christians only. If that's the argument you want to make then say christians are wrong.

>legit religious tards
The board says Jow Forums but the thread says /b/.

Prove god exists.

god is a undefeatable enemy
death is a undefeatable enemy, the universe itself will die one day

That was legit funny until 0:40
then it became YIKES

Umm, I don't think most gods or other concepts of supernatural phenomena people have come up are omnipotent, sweety. You're just projecting your own rather narrow idea of godhood you adobted from a desert religion.

Why couldn't we develop dessert religions instead?

I never claimed he does nor do i believe he does

There is an infinity of things that cannot be disproven. That doesn't justify believing in them.
There's a purple, pipe-smoking rabbit with oversized human ears sitting in your brain, his name is Adolf and he is steering your thoughts. He's got the ability to vanish into nothingness whenever somebody might detect him. Disprove me. Oh, you can't? Must be a valid believe then..

God is a black woman.

That sounds like an offshoot of pastafarism.

was yakub a female all along?

>a thread where third worlders attempt to rationalise their primitive ways
lol

atheism is far from being something modern tho it is actually primitive aswell

idk our feminists keep saying stuff like this.

>There's a purple, pipe-smoking rabbit
equating GOD to that piece of shit you invented just to "prove" a point
are there religions made about that rabbit?
is there a book considered holy about that rabbit?
are there billions of people believing in that rabbit's existence?

>went to my uncles
>helped cleaning his surgery scars from removed cancer (thank you science not god)
>got a sip of coffe
>come back
>lazy cunt is still trying to prove his imaginary friend exists

what did I say? lazy cunts, all of you, go do something productive, go learn, go learn to argue without just going "GOD DID IT LMAO"

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your argument falls down when there unironically millions of scientologists

same feels
did he knew you were an atheist?
have you tried to talk him out of his retardation?

>britbongs tell niggers to worship sand god or they’ll chop off their heads.
>somehow think the billions of christfags in the world was an act of said sandgod

this thread is about he existing or not
not about he doing something good to people