italy is alone
france has belgium
switzerland/austria/slovenia hate us (and they love germany anyway)
germany and all north bully us
balkans hate everyone
greece love balkan slavbros more than us
eastern europe love USA
russia loves france
spain has tsunderelove with portugal (spain biggest betrayer ever :((( )
we are alone, and stuck with terroni bastards
Alone =/= lonely, omosessuale patetico.
Spain loves you amicco
I thought everyone loved us
Malta likes you
but they are fags anyway
how about you maintain consistent foreign policy during a single war and calm down your retardedly volatile party politics, you just might make a friend
I like norf-Italy
the south can go to hell
Nah we love you Italy. We don't have the same language, and our relationship has gone a bit cold lately, but we still love each other
I thought everyone liked Italy.
>Austria hates us
What? Since when?
Italy is cute!
but not to be trusted during war!
We will always have your back brothers. Remember, you're nothing short of our kinsmen. All of north africa and the middle east will stand by you.
I dont think greeks would ever pick slavs before italians these days, una faccia and all that
We even have your country in our national anthem, it's pretty strong connection lad
what about Libya?
oh, right...
>I like Italy, France and Italy are-
>FUCK OFF GIVE CORSICA AND NICE BACK YOU INBRED NIGGER FROG
Never understood this. Most French people actually like Italy since our culture is pretty similar but most Italians hate us with a passion.
What about Albania? You guys owned them for a while and a lot of them speak Italian
>eastern europe love USA
nah fuck your shit, I love CHINA!!!
>Literally the popular Romanic brother that everyone loves
>Easygoing and lighthearted like Espanha
>Good art and architecture like França
>Simple yet great food and proper coffee like Portugal
>Birthplace of our common tongue
>Funny flamboyant and flirtatious accent that somehow doesn't sound gay
Everyone loves Itália, amicco.
>spain has tsunderelove with portugal
lmao no, Spain really does sincerely hate Portugal.
No, Portugal hates/gets annoyed with Spain. Spain is indifferent /brotherly towards us.
I like Portugal
>most Italians hate us with a passion
Wrong from my personal experience
t. Nissa
*shoots kraut*
Then give back Olivença
spain and italy are actually almost equal in everything
you have them
>but most Italians hate us with a passion.
Most everyone hates you guys in some way or another.
It's a shame that such a based country has to be shared with Parisians.
Give back the parrot first
Checked.
The other French hate Parisiens too. Pretty much like any cunt and its capital
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Sure. Everyone here dislikes Lisbon to a degree, but Lisboners aren't hated by the outside world (they are even called nice, kek).
Parisians on the other hand are so vile that they are internationally hated. Not even Londoners are as hated.
i like italy
Fucking stop closing down Slovene kindergartens, primary schools and cultural centers on your side of the border like the fascist spaghetti slurping freaks you are and maybe we wouldn't hate you.
t. Slovenistan
>switzerland/austria... they love germany anyway
Ahahaha, bene memato
But we love you Italy!
We don't hate you. But Swiss do hate Germans.
Here not much hate towards Rome.
Usually people criticize the mayor or the general chaos of the city but romans are just seen as kind of loud and down-to-earth people.
I hate parisiens too though.
t. Been to paris six times
Maybe Parisians are an exception then. France is very centralised, which might explain why Parisiens think the whole world revolves around them.
No idea why they're pure cunts though
What about San Marino, Vatican, and Seborga?
Berlin isn't liked very much either, mostly because it's a massive money sinkhole. One of the few capitals in the world with below average GDP per capita compared to national average, also they leech by far the most via the state redistribution system
How are the people seen? Any stereotype towards berliners?
I love Italy
They are round and full of cream.
Didn’t even know these were berliners until now, we called them bomboloni
We call them "Bolas de Berlim" (Berlin Balls), but we add egg to our cream so they are sort of their own thing. Pretty good, and commonly eaten on the beach.
Either Turks or hipster leftists numales
We have no friends. None of you are worthy to stand with us at the top.
:(
You're alright with us, Giuseppe
>Tries to copy its fine cuisines
>Steals Architecture
>Directly steals its art, the finest in the entire world
>Interferes in the region for centuries, costing Italian blood and preventing unity
>Demands vast sums of money and literary treasures for its blatant aggression in the region
>loses any sense of Roman traditions makes a mockery of His Holiness
>Simultaneously Latin-philes and try to recreate its glorious republic, even being cringy and wearing fucking robes in their "senate" and naming everything after the Roman Republic
>our culture is pretty similar
Un-ironically kys. French culture is a fucking disgrace. Its like a bunch of monkeys tried to recreate the greatest society mankind ever knew. I wish everyone peaced-out with the Germans keep that shithole.
>greece love balkan slavbros more than us
Generally Greeks don't like balkans at all. We don't want to be associated with them and 90% of us don't consider themselved balkanites but southern Europeans
You're one to talk gringo
At least you don't have a retarded brother that hates you and loves his rapist.
>his rapist
Who would that be?
You know who.
God, I wish we were still a superpower. Just thinking about Russian soldiers manning their posts across a territory that stretches from the heart of Europe to the Pacific gives me a massive boner.
Same
I LOVE Italy
polentoni can go to hell tho
>switzerland/austria (and they love germany anyway)
Good joke
You mountain jews love no one
For sure, Italians are bros, much more than any other balkan country. If you look back 100 years all balkans were against us. Italy was always bro
>russia loves france
Not really.
Except in WW2
Nah, we were both forced into the war when fascists took over. They weren't rapists and murderers like Germans or Bulgarians.
I love you :(
This map clearly shows that Moldovans are white but Romanians aren't
Fuck off now
you have san marino and malta
Swiss don't hate italians (anymore)