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First!!!!!

it is i

this is unironically the pinnacle of british comedy.

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how come there are african americans but there aren't african brits

Melv?

fuck's sake a wild nigger just got amongst my goat herd and impregnated the lot of them

What should I do for the next few hours to make it feel like I didn't waste the entire day?

doing a watch

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the virgin "african-american"
the CHAD Black-British

Reckon I’d kick the shit out of a chimpanzee

anyone else put their own cheese on the regular burgers from mcdonalds?

post your source here
find a lot of these numbers hard to believe me

See how many times you can continuously ejaculate

*dashes at you*

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No.

might go spread the lie that women like the smell of bollockal musk to Jow Forums
i dont know, say it contains pheromones or something, those freaks believe anything

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why would you do that to yer mam?

read some of a book or newspaper
do some press ups

Lmao

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aye

enjoy your soy cheese, vermin

good weekend?

leftypol cannot be reasoned with
they are driven soley by anti white animus
a shiv in their neck is the only solution

Lmao

still find it mad to think ive actually kissed girls really
the idea of having actual sex is just mind boggling

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Is it worse to binge drink or be fat?

Cancelling brexit is the patrician stance at this point, the eu is being taken over by right wing populists and we should be in on it

Did you know that it’s bulking season? For supper I shall be having a bowl of porridge, a banana, two slices of toast with butter and a generous slather of peanut butter and two refreshing pints of whole milk.

>the left can't meme
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going to see they shall not grow old this arvo lads hope it's good

it was okay nothing super exciting though
what about yourself?

The average guy probably thinks he's a 6/10
The average girl probably thinks she's a 7.5/10

Deano asked me if i was looking at gay porn because i was looking at my phone between sets at the gym

he went to the DNC too faggot

good show

went to see The Favourite with my parents

simply could never be mates with someone that doesn't drink
doesn't mean i would automatically hate you but we just could never form a bond

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I made a meme.

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Been reading about the animus lately and I’m positive that mine has become self aware, often mayerialising in dreams and trying to break my soul with negative shit. Been having horrible nightmares.

Choke on some Semtex too, you fucking odious shortarse bog-trotting potato.

business idea: niche porn site in which young irish catholic women get fucked and dominated by protestant ulstermen

title: oranged is the new blacked

Even Ben Shapiro mocks Alex Jones

Scathing social commentary

Cringe

Go be aggro elsewhere you seething freak, I’d snap your neck

It's absolute shit, like your life.

>tfw live in solihull where jaguar land rover is the main employer
>any unqualfied deano can get a well paying job on the tracks
>the area voted for leave as a big majority
>jaguar land rover are now cutting thousands of jobs in issues relating to brexit
i voted leave myself but it's still somewhat amusing to see, all of these unqualified deanos who thought they were rich because they were working on the track at land rover that are now unemployed

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Alex Jones is more influential in the modern right than Ben Shapiro

>gym
Alri gay boy

Doing my best to follow your example, mate.

You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding, you stunted IRA cunt.

why must you form a bond over some poison? Why not a bicycle ride around your nearest national park? Why not just get some food and chat.

Even doing LSD or MDMA together is better than sipping on some trash that will make the both of you feel like shit

Aha
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

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any good?

What do you mean working on the track?

if you download porn instead of streaming or have a favourite pornstar or even have awareness of the scene of different pornstars then you are an irredeemable virgin freak

Ooh la la i live in so-li-hull

Propa black cuntry man me

Did you get a stiffy in front of your parents?

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Ben Shapiro probably has a much younger demographic watching him

hate all these companies blaming unpopular decisions on brexit when they were going to do it anyway

Yes I consider it very good, it does a get a bit boring towards the end though

remember this kino

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I’d knock your sister up you ugly little scrotesack tramp

Try harder then.

every british male wants to be an american
every british female want to fuck an american

>ben shapiro
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY DAYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

hello billionaire

True lad. The desperation for people in like Nottingham to be neither Norf or Souf is fun.

suppin a stella

actually its because sales in china fell by 50% and diesel keeps getting bummed

perhaps ill pirate it when it becomes available

met a group of uruguayans tonight

literally all pale and celtic looking, what the fuck

You've set such a high standard of fuck-up-ery that it's hard to match. But I shall endeavour to soldier on. Stiff upper lip, all that malarkey.

*in a camp voice*
>CAAAAAAAAA-RINGE

trying to fight it all night but I must now concede its finally bedtime
*gets off chair and lies down on couch with blanket on it already*

any good documentaries reccs lads?

Anyone remember the Emmett gimmick

Uruguay is unironically whiter than some European countries, they don’t really have any Amerindian admixture.

>unsubstantiated
>adjective
>not supported or proven by evidence
er... should someone tell them about Africa?

No shit, but it's easier to blame EVERYTHING on Brexit. Freddos more expensive? Brexit. Smaller Tolberone? Brexit. Etc.

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the track or the production line that the vehicle is built on i.e as one team does one job and moves down the line for the next thing
the black country is the area west of birmingham, solihull is east of birmingham
not even close you clueless mong
that too but brexit has an effect too, a lot of the supply lines and parts come from europe

sad again, pondering a wank

wearing tescos joggers as i do unironically 80-90+% of the time (unironically)

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Jamie pull up that video of the chimpanzee taking on a north korean spec ops team

all women should be arrested

No different to how Galileo, Bruno etc were persecuted for wrongthink

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The joke is on you; I have no sister. Now go fucking line dance into the Atlantic Sea, Eoghan.

Your mother then virgin boy

The Imposter

Or about the vast literature on race and intelligence and the interplay between the two

why did remain kill Jo Cox? what was their goal?

It's really quite easy. You surpassed it.

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