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The normies are waking up

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This was Britain 50 years ago. Notice anything?

This Dave bloke sounds like a man of substance

Doing a cheeky shagpost

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this the therapist lady?

she cute

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mental how all the worst gimmickposters aren't ITT right now because they have school in the morning

truly fascinating

im from Torbay.

Homosexuality is suicide

What a horrifying sight, just a bunch of thin white people as far as the eye can see

anime

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doug shouldn't you be catching some zs before toil

just whipped this one up

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>animal cruelty
>a fucking spider

mental how all the worst gimmickposters aren't ITT right now because they have school in the morning

truly fascinating

Dont give a fuck about Dave, The nazis were based

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asians? h*ck yeah dude

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>sick rant
'Sick' as in good?

That 19 year old who shagged 10 people or whatever singlehandedly ruined /brit/ because it started a new ave of >I SHAG posting

Just want to smell Emma Watson’s farts and have sex with her.

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Good post

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based thots
based chebs
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truly disgusting. hope i can forget this sight before my next meal.

the Nazis would have banned Jow Forums

the gamers are rising up

yeah that's right, it's me, the infamous dave

>waste time
>feel degenerative
>be productive
>feel robotic
How do I solve this conundrum

lefties love islam but hate rorke. dont get that personally.

bet that bum is soft

oof

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how to identify a Dave post:
>always writes with correct capitalisation and punctuation, writes properly
>has a condescending and pseudointellectual attitude to whoever he's talking to
>will make extraordinary claims with little to no evidence
>when lashing out, will occasionally litter his long essay replies with "You retard. You spastic." and more ad hominem
>he's a big fan of greentexting his opponents arguments with ">le [strawman of what the opponent just said]XD Fuck off"
>Likes to big himself up as a casanova and a master of men
>Will engage in mass replies to all the people disagreeing with him, often just replying "No it isn't", "Doesn't matter", "You're wrong" with no further elaboration

Dave's a fucking retard better off left to wallow in his own bitter, virginous insanity.

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t. Non-shagger
Get stuffed ya arse bandeeeet
Good

>Dont give a fuck about Dave, The nazis were based

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FUCK ENGLAND

my "gamer" is "rising" up

they hate white people

imagine revy tying you up and sitting on your face haha

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any p.e.a.r.l. man in?

why do we even care about /brit/ attention whores. seriously why? they serve no point to be here and the only reason why they have trips and identities in the first place is solely so other people know about whatever drama they're involved in so other people in the general will talk about said drama.
don't say "I mention them to make fun of them to go away" either. they thrive on insults and attention. stop posting about them
anyone who talks about the story arcers are worse than the story arcers themselves.

struggling to fill out an internship questionnaire

they were based

>get dumped for there being something 'missing', things fizzled out, fell out of love
>yet she stayed with an ex that was physically + mentally abusive
bit of a dent in the ol' ego, do women just get horny from being treated like shit

Accurate

now IM getting a clue

I currently answer to NEETberg but to be fair I am posting from me bed

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

she’s underage

the (14 year old) gf

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All Yanks are automatically attention whores.

yes

This is a Nazi general

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I thought your toil was going well

Definitely not 14

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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looks over 15 to me

not according to mother nature

am a rorke by /brit/ standards but have a mix-raced gf. explain that cunts

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own this on vinyl actually, not really the kind of techno i normally pay much attention to though

and we’d all be better for it

Esoteric Hitlerism general

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What was based about them

Pakistani man in a woman's dress on the ropes.

>at brixton mcdonalds
interesting way to commit suicide

t. paki nigger
fuck off

This has always been a patriotic pro-British general, fuck off larping buffoon

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Reminder that if you autisically post endless walls of text about Dave that exceeds the amount of Daveposting, you are in fact worse than Dave.

you're a part time rorke

bet that was fun

nonwhites are extremely racist, antisemitic, mysoginistic, etc
far more than whites could ever hope to be

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rorke means anyone who refuses to suck muslim cock

None of those are dave

Can anyone rate his English?
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jews are the enemy of the european man

>me? I embrace the future AI overlord that will kill us all

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Don't reply to me until you've renounced wiggerism for good Schizo. You must repent. Change your ways now

They just laughed at him awkwardly, it was the most British thing I've ever seen.

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Foot fetishists are a strange lot

need a bf lads

I don't care about Europeans, I'm British like Disraeli and Balfour were

never notice any dave posts.

always notice the cretins incessantly banging on about him and posting walls of autistic text.

That's not English.

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Yeah

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why is it that everyone that gets sexually aroused by east asian women, are always fucked in the head/mentally retarded?

being incel isnt a choice like being gay

this is actually a very brainlet post if you think about it
AI will always be limited by how much we put into it so it will inevitably be one dimensional, thus any kind of robotic takeover is impossible

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dave's alright with me

Jesus fucking Christ Dave shut the fuck up.
You don't know shit about fuck all mate.
I'm far more legitimately invested in the National Socialist thing than you could possibly imagine.
You have a couple of fucking pictures saved on your computer and you hate pakis.
Learn from the master you gimp.

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Haha

ASMR is more pleasurable than porn

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