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Yorkshire

Yorkshire ngl

scotland

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Thought her cap had some Islamic writing on it before I clicked on the pic and saw she's just a dumb cappy.

Hitler

got called a gamer in jb hifi

Someone born in 2005 will be 14 then year

gf just sent me this

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knock knock

hi lads :3

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it's legal to fuck someone born in 2005

whos there

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why do you think you're special posting prego chicks here? are you trying to be the next Emmet?

she looks like that cute woman who went to Sweden with Tim pool

*spain has entered the chat*

did you guys ever skateboard

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Do you believe that finding the right partner can give you meaning in life and distract you from an otherwise sad existence?
Personally, I do. But maybe that's just me being overly idealist.

don't know when i implied i thought i was special but ok

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the holocaust couldn't have killed 6 million Jews because if it had we'd know who was missing but 3.4 million Jews who went "missing" have never been identified

Yes, was never any good though

Maybe for a year or so but things will go back to normal like they always do

i rode bmx

alright tim

yeah
I could never ollie though
I just liked going fast
you ever go on a snake board?
cool as fuck

report prego posts for spamming and rule violations lads

Have you ever been in love lad?

how would we know who was missing
what happened to the jews who went missing

you seem upset

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you're supposed to say "the holocaust couldn't have killed 6 million Jews because if it had we'd know who was missing but 3.4 million Jews who went "missing" have never been identified who?"

tried it cuz my friends were into it
I couldn't take a fall or I'd cry so I gave up

I like to look at a woman's knickers.

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see

*pops a wheelie*

just remembered when i was driving home just now i saw the aftermath of just after some cunt hit a goanna
when i went past it was just lying dead on the road and there was what looked like a piece of chicken on the road in front of it but i couldnt tell if that was part of the goanna but my guess was that it was a bit of chicken somebody had thrown away and the goanna went to try and eat it and got hit
poor little fella. hes in a better place now

my questions remain unchanged

trouble sleeping due to nofap haha
but haven't gotten horny yet nor had any wet dreams so far

Needs to lay off the crisps the fat cunt.

i got a skateboard a few years ago but it was built for kids around 13 so when i stepped on it it snapped

haha yeah

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fat fucker

No been with girls and that but never met someone I could truly relate to AND have sex with. But I suppose after the novelty of having sex with someone who shares my humour wears of, you’ll just return to the same life of becoming bored easily with things

say "the holocaust couldn't have killed 6 million Jews because if it had we'd know who was missing but 3.4 million Jews who went "missing" have never been identified who?" and your questions may be answered

wish it was socially acceptable for men in their 30s to roller skate everywhere and that there were roller skating lanes like bike lanes

yeh, took me about 5 years to land a kickflip

>real autismoyank hours
grim

Might visit London in the summer

bet snail mail cant even finna do this
biatch
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howling at the imageof some fat yank bastard stepping on a skateboard and it just instantly snapping in half

When you think about it life is just a series of jumping from one interest to another

i see people ride scooters around sometimes
looks funny to me when when theres some 40 year old cunt in a suit scooting along the path on his way home

I've had a similar past then. I guess I just still hold out hope that I will find The One™. But maybe that's because I'm overly optimistic and idealist like I said.

Need an Emma Watson fart gf.

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Love the look of 1950-1980s cars
Nothing from the 90s onwards appeals much

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>fat yank bastard
Not funny dude. I'm genuinely big bonned, not fat.

Her body is painfully average

>$15,000 for a car from the 50's
yikes, we can get the same here for $1,000

we invented skateboarding

Dude has the assburgers

hahaha and 5 minutes later he's back on tony hawks pro skater on his playstation and stuffing cheetos in his face

that's a nice big willy he's got there

saw this a few weeks back

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>dude skateboarding lmfao gnarrr bruh grind that shiet pop shuvit lmfao

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>reading memoirs of 19th century relative
>join royal navy aged 17
>go on some grand colonial adventures
>return to Britain in May 1866, aged 30
>meet 39 year old widow with five children (four daughters and a son) at a party on June 23
>propose that very night
>get married on June 30

bloody hell Ed what are you doing

>spend the next 30 years of memoirs complaining that your wife never bore you a son
>make one of your stepdaughters marry your nephew

well what did you used to with your mates after school

Ed?

street hockey
then we just smoked weed

I mean I’m only 21 in March so what do I know but commenting on your thing about optimism I used to be like that like 2 years ago. Always believed my mates could achieve something, half have tbf but the dumb ones got dumber and now I don’t think they’ll ever do anything. Sad really but what can you do, Ive said enough to them by now about it

nah

don't see any of todays pampered millenial up these shenanigans

Her body is magnificent.

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screaming at this post

And you ended up just fine

Turt?
Melvin?
A new unknown actor?

sounds gay

I used to love Emma but your repeated posting of her has just shown how average she really is

based ozzys

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i am an unknown

alri phimo

I'm 24 and my mates and I have all done decently well for ourselves but I still hold out hope that I can continue to improve and be happier. But a lot of my ambition is just based on living in a different place 2bh and that more happiness would go along with that. It may not end up being correct but at least it gives me something to work towards in the meantime.
What's your long term ambition lad?

The funniest thing about it that his telling of the events includes no description of his newly met acquaintance-fiancee-wife beyond calling her "reasonable" and "rich".

What is that Anime

sounds like he had the right priorities

I want to smell her nasty farts.

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what anime is rhat? asking for a mate

>tfw no reasonable and rich widow mummy gf

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Boku no Ponuuboi

Need a Greek wife asap

Old women just want to be loved.

>Need a Greek wife asap

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English women? Yeah, I just speak and they wet themselves.
Have a Yank accent me.

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kek this is me

unironically me on the left

Yeah when I was about 10. Fucking hate it when I see adults on skateboards.

>English women? Yeah, I just speak and they wet themselves.
>Have a Yank accent me.

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