/djt/ - Daily Japanese Thread #2117

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Kondo Marie edition! Have you organized your house and tidied up your fucking life you retard? DO YOUR REPS.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australians
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DOMO ARIGATOGOZAIMAS

どういたしまして
ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ

why is the op such a mess? all it needs is a single link and a short statement description

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>Kondo Marie edition! Have you organized your house and tidied up your fucking life you retard? DO YOUR REPS.
i don't need japanese martha steward to tell me how to not be a cluttered retarded, I do that by myself

Sorry DJT I'm one of the slowest learners around, if not the slowest, so please bear with me whenever I make a post. ご理解ください
On another note the snail in this picture died on new years and is officially extinct as of now, such sad news.

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(OP)
Sorry DJT I'm one of the slowest learners around, if not the slowest, so please bear with me whenever I make a post. ご理解ください
On another note the woman in this picture died on new years and is officially extinct as of now, such good news.

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>On another note the woman in this picture died on new years and is officially extinct as of now, such good news.
蘇生した

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>蘇生した
優しくなった

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You mean died as in having left Japan?

生活保護を受けるからすべての日は休日です

デキナイちゃんを殺せない
永遠の悪魔だ

She has ascended beyond the need of a physical location. Dekinai-Chan exists at all points of space and time.

Really?

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By the way, I'll stay here for a few minutes.
DJT posters write some sentences in Japanese, And I'll correct it. Hurry up.
Unfortunately, My English competence is so bad, so I can't deep explanation.

魔女界ではお姉ちゃんが有名人です

この悪魔を止められない
早く自首するといいです

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Please ordinary sentence. (but I don't force you)

How would I say this sentence in Japanese?

"Some days we don't let the line move AT ALL. We call those week days."

I think you should use command a words

>早く自首するといいです
If I'll write kill bitch, "早く自首しろ"*

I tried to say "It's best to surrender early on"

Also
>I think you should use command words
the "a" is incorrect.

And if you want to be really fancy, the technical term for "command words" is "the imperative form"

観光客にとって日本は安全ですか
危ない中国人がいっぱいと聞いた

I'm sorry your sentence difficult for me. I can't answer your question.
I don't understand what this is mean "line".

>Hurry up.
あせるな

Line = 行列 I think.

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行列/キュー

>I tried to say "It's best to surrender early on"
Oh sorry. your a Japanese sentence correct.
And thank you for correct my post.

I wish this country had no fatties, they're so fucking ugly

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ある日々、行列に全然動いて許さない。この日が曜日です。

this is probably wrong though

You always post similar to this post, also Japan is safe for you.

いつも同じ投稿してごめんね
日本に行くことを緊張するだけ

オーディズムを止めろ

そうです
自閉症を持っています

do you really use that verb for autism?
Does the hat translate to: 「我慢してください、自閉症を持っています」?

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地元の村人によると森の中で野生児が住んでいる

Probably, translate here:
何日かは行列が全く動かない。これが私達の平日です。

But don't rely to above sentence, it is probably wrong.

安心して、日本よりオーストラリアの方が危ない

more correct:
>緊張するだけ
緊張しているだけ*

I have seen both 持つ and 患う used with 自閉症. But I think 患う might be somewhat politically incorrect.

ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/自閉症
>世界的には自閉症を持つ人は2,170万人ほど

ユダヤに偏見を持っていない

まぁ、日本にも危なくて大きい虫がいるよ。
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet

t. 犯罪者島人

*ユダヤ人

No, I feel "患う" is a formal word than "持つ".
My English competence is shit, so I can't explain it, sorry.

世界で友情より大切なものがない

世界で友情より貴重なものがない

More post Japanese sentences, hurry up!

English comprehension

もしかしてあの攻撃はお前の力の限界だ

そもそも友情というものは存在しない

Thanks.

残念ながら自閉症を持っているから日本語が話しても何が言うのがわからない

現実は残酷で、常にお前をどんな手段でも殺そうとしている

Probably, your sentence is mistake

You want to write is this?
"もしかしてあの攻撃がお前の力の限界なのか"

Thanks.

これが我が真の力だぞ

それはそうだけどオーストラリアの一番危険な動物がいない
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australians

more correct sentence is here:
残念ながら自閉症を持っているから日本語が話せても何を言えばいいのかわからない

手伝ってくれてありがとう
日本語は超難しいだけど諦めない

Great. I'm same too.
English is hard for me, but I don't give up.

そうねw

ファイト!

Great. I'm the same.
English is hard for me too, but I won't give up.

Thanks.

こんばんわ!
今日本に住んでいるけど日本人ではない、留学生です。
今日は成人の日ですよね。今年二十歳になった人におめでとうと申し上げます。

>こんばんわ
>わ
where is polandkun when you need him?

おわよう

ベイスッド

こんばんわ is ok too

あなた本当に留学生ですか。
まったく日本語に違和感が無いです。

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とても不思議

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I've used both は and わ and my understanding is that they are interchangeable, no?

ありがとう!まだまだですが頑張ります。
書くのは何とかできますが話すのはまだスムーズにできていません。
明日作文の授業の宿題をやっていますが文がなかなか出てこなくて困ります。

>unexpected result
i thought たら works for any result

Tae kim is a hack, take his grammar with a grain of salt

They're not interchangeable, は has 2 sounds.

desu i think that は and へ should have been replaced with わ and え in the 1946 reforms

>文がなかなか出てこなくて困ります。
文がなかなか出てこないというのは語彙力の問題でしょうか、それとも文章を構成する能力が低いということでしょうか?

語彙力の場合はひたすら単語を覚えるしかないように思います。


文章を構成する能力が低いと感じる場合、私は以下のように文章を区分けして後に再構成しています。

(Introduction)
明日作文の授業の宿題をやっていますが文がなかなか出てこなくて困ります。

(Detail)
というのも今の私は語彙力か、文章を構成する能力が低いからです。
また書くのは何とかできますが話すのはまだスムーズにできていません。

(Summary)
まだまだですが頑張ります。

Oh, I thought he meant the one from OP

へ is both he and e

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I guess like を is also sometimes pronounced as ヲ instead of オ?

should I learn the radicals before the 2k6k thing or at the same time?

i mean only as particles, obviously

No, へ is first and foremost he in words, e is when you want to go in the direction of something as a particle. を is wo but people are lazy so its o
You should check out the radicals for maybe 1 week alongside 6k then drop them because they're mostly useless shit that you'll learn anyway by seeing REAL KANJI SHIT

thanks

Oh, I thought meant only for particles

Retards think alike

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>never remember how to pronounce 来る in different conjugations
>it doesn't matter in writing because I can just write the kanji
悪魔的

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Could you give me an example where "へ" is pronounced as "え" other than particle?
>We might be unconsciously doing so..

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関西弁の「ないへん」maybe

>Jow Forumsが右矢印を消しやがった
ない>へん

>controversial, indeed.
youtube.com/watch?v=HCCpSthFpTw
sounds "he"
youtube.com/watch?v=8u8OA3ciZVE
could.. sound like as you said.
>But we recognize it as "he"

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僕の一番好きな漢字は「卒」です

Does chin when talking about the microwave come from the sound it makes when your food has finished heating?

They love their onomatopoeia

どうしてその漢字が好きなの?