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where is the janitorial staff? has he taken his paid leave?
hard to tell what the expression on the father's face meant
iq denialism is a pretty recent thing
Rorke, take your meds or i will be forced to section you
How can I link my Jow Forums pass to my Facebook account?
did that /tv/ poster steal my post? i quoted theoden a few hours ago
so is black people telling white people to fuck off and leave them alone
rorke we've talked about this a million times ffs. take your meds!
shut the fuck up
i don't mind high iq blacks. i know they exist. you're probably pretty high iq if you're on Jow Forums
i'm just in shock that so many blacks are so far below the white average
christ what a mess
that's the threshold of a mental illness. If you know you don't pass and you're gonna look like a man in a dress and your life will be ultimately worse and you STILL want to do it, then you're without a doubt fucked up.
When I was a young runt I used to post on the Bungie.net forums, and one other user had in his signature one of those links that always leads back to the profile of whomever clicked it. I was a dumb aspie so I thought he was bullying me. I made a new thread on the forums calling him out. Everyone laughed at me and he eventually put a real link in his signature to my profile.
I never visited those forums again.
Levant - 1
Rorke - 0
gonna lamp this p*ki in a minute if he aint careful
reckon i'm the most liberal and centrist poster on Jow Forums(nel)
you're a tumour, but God created cancer
At least you can look back and laugh at the situation user.
reply to this post to instantly die
nassim is naturally biased against the concept of IQ being reliable since white north-west european nerds are the things he hates most in the world
Hands are freezing. My anxiety must be through the roof.
What should I do if a girl says she would kill herself if I stop being her friend but she doesn't want to be my gf so it is hard for me to be her friend cause I get so jealous?
People have to hide from EU governments and judges for speaking the truth
call her bluff
cut contacts and ghost her.
wanking up a storm
i'm rather rorke but katie hopkins honestly needs to fuck off permanently, she does us no favours
are you me? had the same situation. i fucked off out of her life because she was using me and i couldn't stop being jealous of the guys she fucked.
looks like she's doing okay, no suicide. she was just manipulating me.
may i post my qurstion about english grammar here?
but what if she dies?
Dunno whether to go to the voortrekker monument today or continue shitposting.
Far too hot and already saw it from the Gautrain
yes, although i would seek a second opinion on any replies that you get
going to do a crosspost and see if he calls me out for it
Block her and cut her out your life, she’s not going to kill herself she’s just being manipulative
She's manipulating you user.
she is not going to kill herself. she's a manipulative bitch, she'll move on to the next orbiter
why do daily mail readers hate meghan markle so much?
Lad used the wrong flag
Someone have a word
do you think this sentence is valid?
"He demands that I shall tell him everything."
"He demanded that I shall tell him everything." (past tense version of that)
nobody in the country likes her
she's just doing it for attention
people who are actually suicidal won't tell anyone about it
or if she actually does do it, it's not your fault so you've got no reason to worry
Rate the middle class black people here significantly higher than the Afrikaaners, though the Anglo South Africans definitely come up top.
makes sense don’t know if it’s 100% grammatically correct
this meme is unironically true. I know because I orbited a girl.
you don't need the "shall" in either sentence
genuinely loose her number, shes a waste of time and a crazy time-bomb
married a jew
37 years old
she's basically everything bad about Wallis Simpson but far worse
why do j*Ps shit in the street?
hate speech doesn't exist
it's a big fuck off tractor captcha and i have to select 9 squares
still get it wrong
fuck you jackie Jow Forums
every night i pray that meghan miscarries
Like you've never been caught short.
bumhole is a bit sore today, lads
Daily Mail readers will hate whatever the paper tells them to hate.
Plus, DM want to create a new Diana to sell papers. Would be absolutely mental if Meghan dies in a similar fashion chased by paps.
Doesn't sound like something someone would say but it doesn't look like anything is wrong. If you remove "shall" it sounds better but loses some emphasis so maybe something like:
"He demands that I tell him absolutely everything."
makes more sense
what emotion is Colin trying to portray here?
'shall' is redundant, nii-nii
He demands that I tell him all
using 'everything' doesn't seem to fit as well as 'all'
why do leftypol posters have so much gay and negro porn saved on their hard drives
got a headache, lads.
Disgusted by this
why do j*Ps shit in the street?
always laugh at the fly
she started punching herself in the face this morning. If I wasn't there she would probably be in hospital. Is it possible to section someone for this type of behaviour
my penis feels weird, lads.
haha same here
what a spaztic
spit in her mouth while she's talking rubbish
she started punching herself in the face this morning
why was pippa middleton shilled so hard by the tabloids when it's clear kate is the fit one
yeh if it keeps happening
You've got to be joking. This girl craves attention, so you give it to her without demanding that she slobbers all over your cock?
my teeth feel fuzzy, lads.
Gonna brush my teeth.
get yer tits out
she doesn't even have a good arse though
thank you very mucho mr roboto for doing the jobs that nobody wants to THANK YOU
doesn't remember the wedding
demanding that she slobbers all over your cock
If i do that she will just stop talking to me and I'm lonely
my fanny feels ruined, lads.
he's dead now
fair enough then
she craves attention, you crave companionship, stay friends, you can both be happy
either i've been spoiled by pictures of slags' arse on Jow Forums or the tabloids have extremely low standards
Sine and cosine of complementary angles
stay friends, you can both be happy
Not a good idea if he has feelings for her and she's fucking other guys. Just cut her loose, she doesn't actually give a fuck.
shes not fucking anyone, shes a virgin.
feeling confused, lads.
wish you were dead too
rorke, age 43
are you both over 18?
just checked out some of the more inactive boards, some of the threads that were made during the Christmas period still have santa hats on the top of the OP
ah yes...you've mastered ks3 mathematics....
*scribbles on clipboard*
In bed might headbutt some cunt
isn't there threads from like 2016 on some of the creative boards?
There weren't blacks on the tv back then
i had one of them for a terri nova megapack torrent
just fucked off one her scenes, it was a boring scorehd one anyway
just seen a nonce hunter video where they catch a very young looking 21 year old lad who was going to meet a 15 year old girl and the usual people in the Facebook comment sections were calling for him to be hung, castrated etc.
not a nonce defender at all but would it be sunddenly ok if she was a couple of months older?
I mean I understand if it was an older bloke going to meet a 12 year old
Yes, I'm 22 she's 21
The thing I find interesting is how easy it is for girls to have friends. She gets invited out all the time by people despite being a loner like me.
It'd probably be fine to watch at that completion level, good movie.
yeah and this one's from 2014
just copped a sausage and bean melt from greggs
that's just me innit, just what I'm like
I recently downloaded that too, yet to watch it though
it'll be overdubbed in russian knowing my luck
that's just me innit
i just love massive boobs
Just got back lads. Going to go out again later haha.
Torrenting deprives brave women like Lana Rhoades of their rightful compensation for the sacrifices they’ve made
The tranny phenomenon is mental
It's always male to female too lol
no, a salt of the earth working class northern Englishman
wrong I'm ftm
havent you got a job to do, douglas?
i understand lana is a bit of an arsehole so i'm not bothered
who /teamadriana/ here?
i imagine all political cartoonists are early 40-something Gen Xers who have divorced or are in the process of divorcing their wives, have depression, live in small dark flats in London that they rent for high prices, are in debt, alcoholics, get into loud arguments in public when they hear someone praising brexit or trump
shall have to sort this crick in my back before tesco man comes or i shan't be able to help him lift my goodies up the stairs
need to go to the shop but cannot for the life of me be arsed
Change once a year
Was a reference to when she went on a big rant at that Pajeet on twitter for saying he’d torrented her video
once you've seen crystal-clear 1080p+ it's hard to go back to streaming, at best, compressed 720p
No haha x
knowing who pornstars are
i went to a michelin star restraunt and it was good but ive honestly had meals from ethnic places that cost £7 and were better. white people can't cook except austrians and southern germans (southern europeans aren't white and french food is massively overrated)
well technically I've always been a male, was just temporarily stuck in a female body
Don't the tesco men just tell you to fuck off because they don't want to deal with you getting hurt?
loads of steaming sites have 4k vids
Try put your cock in a cunt for real you little bender
the absolute state of you that you think you can argue against that
anyone who knows the name of any pornstar is a fucking freak of nature, there is no need
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WORK IN THE POLITICAL SPHERE AND HAPPEN TO KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING
*dies of a heart attack*
you're right there is a ton of latent anger and bitterness in most of those cartoons
bet private eye is a nightmare work environment
although it was probably awesome to work there when peter cook was editor
They just feel more accepted and so more are coming out from hiding, transgenders have always been a thing rorke no matter what you want to believe
Trannys are severely mentally ill
if you don't know the names of any pornstars it's probably because you wank yourself off to cartoons
So am I, but I am not a tranny
normally they take one look at me and know that won't be an issue
but today i'm hunched over like a disney witch
this except Austrians and Bavarians can't cook either
Loooool imagine believing this
le cultured cosmopolitan man
this kind of attitude makes you come across like a massive bellend
i even have the same tastes in food as you tbqh, i mostly enjoy south-east asian food. but to say white people can't cook is a ridiculous and stupid claim
Can I get a rorke status?
still guarantee it's compressed if it's a free site, there's no way some dinky free porn site has the capacity to stream 4k with its full bitrate
sincerely hope you're not actually paying for it
there's a definitive "type" of gen-xer that you can spot a mile off
usually left-leaning, pedantic and contentious
celebrity examples include Noel Edmonds and John Cleese
for me it's blacked.com.
only watch legalporno and woodman videos of Czech and Russian peasant girls because I’m a broken degenerate
smushed into the underside of my nike plimsolls
he's in intensive care
Once you see what goes on in kitchens you will never eat out again
ethnics can cook such good food!!!
well if this doesn't make you just want to throw open the nation's doors and import the third world then you might just be a racist deserving of death
imagine the untethered hosepipe-like movements of its hormone-shrivelled penis during that dance
living in your head rent free
On life support, leftypol got off on self-defence
This but for fanny
Silent Generation, he's older than Boomers.
john cleese is /are lad/
I want to go to venice and just wander around lads
same. want to go with me?
maybe, ive just heard it's really good from people who i trust when it comes to food, never had it myself.
im exaggerating but asian (most yellow and brown) food is so much better than western food. not really a big fan of middle eastern food though. japanese food sucks too basically overrated like french food.
It’s can o’clock
we used to wipe our willies all over the sausage rolls when I worked in greggs
White women absolutely seething
Kondo claims that among her millions of clients and devotees, not one has backtracked. But Kondo had her first baby in July, and I’d be willing to bet even she has slipped once or twice since then. Perhaps the urgency of folding all her T-shirts to stand up like tacos (though loose enough they can still breathe!) has begun to seem a little unrealistic when she never has a hand free. Maybe after wolfing down (does Marie Kondo “wolf”?) a three-minute meal standing up while holding a fussy baby who can’t even hold her own head up, Kondo has recognized the wisdom of leaving the dish soap by the sink where it is useful, instead of storing it in the cupboard where it is tidy. Or maybe she even leaves the bowl in the sink because it takes two hands to wash dishes and her baby deserves at least one.
hand in your leftypol card at the student union office
that's what boomer means
doing a poo
did an anti-virus scan for the first time in years
mfw have tons of trojan bitcoin miners probably making some fat NEET rich
reckon marie kondo has hired help these days so no
the place is probably spick and span
rorke, take your meds
A teenager just excitedly skipped into the tube carriage and very loudly announced that he’d just lost his virginity. Every single person in the carriage high fived him and a middle aged woman gave him a can of her four-pack of Fosters. Who said londoners werent kind & lovely?!
Yer da, yer da, yer da sells avon
Yer maw, yer maw, yer maw punts cooncil
Kondo is so smol
that was wasn't it
it's a personal taste thing
i remember an amusing scenario when my family and i were at some food court for a quick cheap lunch once. dad and i, two white guys, were eating thai meals while the table next to us, two indian guys, were eating american burger food, even though there was a massive choice of cuisines in the hall
I only import Koreans, Japs and Chinks.
Indians and Africans can fuck right off till they learn the art of omakase
that teenager's name? Albert Einstein
need more images in this style
that was you*
who's the fella on the floor
who's the hoody sat at the back?
Can’t belive I’m spending my 35th birthday toilposting
yes, i'm just saying that Edmonds and Cleese aren't Gen-Xers. Edmonds is the generation preceding Xers and Cleese is two full generations preceding
a more archetypical Gen-Xer is James O'Brien or Sue Perkins
Venice is shit. It has by far the worst food in Italy, everything’s massively overpriced (even if you’re eating al banco - standing up), it’s packed and there’s not actually that much to do.
It’s effectively Disneyland - before WW2 something like 250,000 people lived there and it was an actual city, now around 20,000 people live there. “Venetians” all live in Mestre (a horrible industrial city on the mainland) and commute to work in the hotels and shit restaurants that’ve taken over where people used to live.
Granted it is beautiful, but I rate it the worst place in Italy. Go to Naples instead.
prefer not to say
*grabs your arms*
grab his legs lads
*picks you up and drops you roughly on your back 35 times*
for me thai and szechuan food are the best cuisines i've tried. vietnamese and other chinese food is really good too but i like spice.
imagine touching other people's hands on the tube
might as well go tongues on a public toilet seat
Was a gnome mage in vanilla
Why is curry always spicier at the resteraunt compared to the takeaway?
gotta feel bad for the 12yo white girl chained up in his cousin mo's basement though
played that for exactly long enough to realise it was p2w
what did you just call me???
used to be the big dick lad in secondary school because I played WoW when every other runt played runescape
ended up ruining my life but it was worth it haha
Waste of money but it was mummy and daddy's money
Where might one find a qt bf like this in the UK?
orc shaman here
plebite colleague just asked why i needed four credit cards
i played warhammer and magic the gathering because i was a massive nerd but i had irl mates
we used to smoke weed and go skateboarding afterwards to offset the uncoolness of our gaming hobbies
Play with my balls please.
Italian curry is strange
Playing Runescape during late childhood/early adolecence
Legend, shared youth experience with half the other kids in Britain at the time and stocked full of old gimmicks that can be brought up with other mostly-well-adjusted people
Playing WoW during late childhood/early adolescence
would rather not if you don't mind
I did say please.
pretty depressed that the ideas and aesthetic of the Futurist movement died out. would have loved to have lived in a Futurist designed city
wonder if they would have gone anywhere had they not ruined their reputation by attaching themselves to Mussolini's fascism
Legitimately can’t stand italian food, would rather have a nice cod and chips or a doner.
My internet stalking has hit a dead end thanks to Instagram's 24 hour limit on stories. I did not act fast enough.
I evolved from rs to wow
All trannies are mentally ill but not all mentally ill people are trannies
and my refusal was equally polite
prefer club penguin
arrabiata is the best pasta sauce
Don't make me force you.
ice cream though
Genuinely believe British food is the best in the world
for me? it's conchiglie
best striker united ever had
Just been signed by Sunderland lads but the manager’s fuming cause I took my WAG out every night instead of practicing for the next game
Haha there's one called PEPE! XD
summat wrong with that gravy
Thoughts on butterfly knives?
Pizzas crap, hate that tomato purée shit that’s on it
British food is peng, this pic is a false representation no brit would put mint sauce on that sort of thing
Spaghetti al nero di seppie looks tasty
For me it was Habbo Hotel
for me it varies from ok to plain bad. and the only reason it's sometimes ok is probably because i grew up in britain and got used to it.
mental that they used to make red food dye out of those little lads innit
i think you'll find the correct term is balisong
too small to slice up yanks effectively with
Why do they have those ridiculously tall chairs? people look like literal children in them.
This is Jeremy Corbyn's house. Say something nice about it.
lmao same here desu
Holy pala, enh shaman alt
very good post
won the world cup a few times me
remember 2016 lads
remember the trump train
it's cringe now but the MAGA movement was fun as fuck at the time
he is scruffy looking and has a weird face wouldn’t call him ugly but if you think he’s handsome have a word with yourself
now i want "KIND" and "NESS" tattooed on my knuckles
Yanks were right to modify English. Color>colour etc
We don't write like Shakespeare. Change is good. Be brave and make the change.
off yourselves, it's liquor
galactic brain thought
sounds like a gavin & stacey reference
how do you pronounce color?
What're some newfag things you used to do when you were new? I used to fill out my real email in the email field
jesus wept look at this povvo looking cunt
Based Mark has been at the pool again, sauna, jacuzzi and that
if color makes sense then why are the o's pronounced differently
Yank english is older than English English
received 17 emails and taken 0 phone calls today
can't help but feel my job isn't really very necessary
if his is the middle one then it's peng
I said to myself "I'm going to visit Brit and attack some dipshit for writing poorly". I just can't do it lads, you guys are too good at writing
theresa may's house
he'd fucking smash you in you effeminate frog coward
Don't think I will survive these next few hours of toil
My hangover is manifesting in a particularly unpleasant way today. Please god get me some benzodiazapenes, a saline drip, and 13 hours of sleep
No it was cringe even then. Now modi movement of 5 years ago? That was something. Twitter was the best place those days. There was a Delhi politician/journalist whose parody account felt more real than the real account.(his real account was retarded in a funny way)
i am erect
eel parsley sauce
You get to have sex with Emma Watson but you have to lick one of her turds. What do you do?
I'd knock him out with a single punch
middle one is peng-aling-ding, but I don't think that's his one
i've seen this argument way too many times
no you just grew up
going through similar myself lad, 2 hours left then I'm getting back in bed
holy shit actually??? lmfao yall can have fucking sbrs and silencers without tax stamps but you cant have a fucking knoife
emma yank definitely said at one point he was going to stop posting about poo
western civilisation has been discussed as a term for centuries
Was once convinced to post the girl I was obsessed with’s feet on a /brit/ thread back in 2012/2013.
It was taken from a fb photo and they managed to find it on reverse search and messaged her.
Bollocks is it, Jeremy Corbyn earns loads from being the leader of the opposition and probably has loads of properties and only lives in this one to look like “one of the people” just like his fake sitting on the floor of a train thing he did
you'd do nothing you 5'7 swarthy gorilla
Log off nigger
K I N O
which other civilisations voluntarily ended slavery or formalised a scientific method?
it was pretty fun
had lots of lols as Hillary's expense and HWNDU was entertaining
I'm not him.
no rorke, he lives a modest lifestyle and gives his excess money to charity
starting to notice some scalp at the crown of my head, do i grow out my hair or is that a mega cope
I love Emma Watson’s poop though. Imagine eating some of it.
Having a Pengers day
stop embarrassing yourself lad
copeking tier 2bh
The lads in afghan
howling but may cop
I'm not embarrassed lad
you'd still do nothing
What times the vote tomorrow?
I'm getting second hand embarrassment from reading your posts
a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case
wears an anorak to the 100th anniversary of the armistice
at some point "modesty" becomes ostentatious
mad how the same people who think farage is trying to act like a man of the people also believe corbyn is some kind of relateable working class santa claus because they saw a "candid" photo of him coming out of greggs
suppressors are highly illegal.
switchblades and automatic knives are all banned tbf
Imagine being offended by a jacket you little snowflake
Maybe you're autistic mate because it's obviously utter agony