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Britcucks getting blown the fuck out by based EU.
I like to look at a woman’s knickers.
Times the vote 2moro lads?
between 7pm and 9pm.
red squirrel = based
grey squirrel = unbased
Just woke the wife up so as to display my boxing skills
feel there must be a joke here but I can't see it
wears an anorak to the 100th anniversary of the armistice
at some point "modesty" becomes ostentatious
mad how the same people who think (smart suited blatant toff) farage is trying to act like a man of the people also believe corbyn is some kind of relateable working class santa claus because they saw a "candid" photo of him coming out of greggs
based and dogwhistlepilled
Chainsmoking and drinking stubbies of Castle Lager
looks so comfy, just sat there with a girl, do you think he made it lads?
silencers are illegal here yuh dumbshit
might be a thread on here lads
shan't be clicking
Shant be clicking on this you gimpy queer
kek this is me
except I don’t think Im the guy from clockwork orange he was a psychopath
Vietnam fucking shits
Human blood sells fro $420 per kg
this is an image board you spaz, not a linking board.
Selling human spit
hahahahaha i sure btfo those virgin freaks on Jow Forums with my ruseful images it is not as if they are in fact similar to these characters in fundamental ways
Human heart? $420k
then why am I donating for free
news report on radio about portion control
go around asking people on the street how much pasta they make
random bloke goes "I don't know my husband does the cooking teehee :v"
what is the fucking point
What in god's kingdom is element 118
they all laughed at me
they said i was crazy
personally i felt we went a bridge to far
flung the DVD out the fuckin window like a frisbee
I'm wearing an emerald currently btw. This shit would sell for a fortune in the west. But I plan to hold it until I become green lantern
Dont worry rorke,
Even if its cancelled the passports are still going to be blue.
sounds like COD lore
How do you pronounce squirrel?
whats ainsley up to these days
is Qwant broken?
hope, cope then rope
The last and largest element thus far synthesised.
why are there so many trannies on Jow Forums
Feel like I will be punished in the after life for my Jow Forums posts. Each one read back to me, and me having to apologise for it.
whats anti matter
moot invited them
trannies are by definition very online people, and more specifically drawn to insular and strange subcultures
Took a gram of element 118 down at the pub with bazza and the lads, saw the lord himself and he showed me the interracial breeding grounds, was a truly third eye-opening experience
Now this is my new fetish
Me on the left
She's a porker, and probably just waddled off some hideous cruise ship.
It makes me recoil.
Be humble. Improve yourself.
if refractory period didn't exist, I probably wouldn't get much done
dude I saw a skwirl in the meer
got san element 118 roll in greggs
Im the most humble person i know
reckon i'm a so-called soft boy
Your dick starts hurting after a while though. I had a mad drunk wank sesh last night and my penis is raw and swollen today.
they do this on purpose
sounds like an inner-city london based rap grime thing
like a dance or subgenre or slang term for stabbing someone
The global elite matters
Most people don't matter
going to watch this
Only poetry cannot be translated well, and therefore it is poets who preserve languages, for we would not bother to learn a language if we could get everything written in it from translation. So, since we cannot witness the beauty of poetry except in the language in which it is composed, we have motivation to learn the language.
mandem skwirl dat peng ting get me
*hits a fat skwirl on your grave*
So what's actually going to happen with a no-deal brexit
don't get the fuss
1h left until end of toil
30mg of element 118 straight up the jacksie lads
fuck your poems, cunt
just speak fucking properly
it's not even hard
fuck off henry
just kidding mate haha get the bevvies in
Tbh skwurl sounds better than skwirrul
that's what my cat was called
my mate had a cat called henry
Business idea: Skwirls made out of Oganesson (element 118).
rewatching henry's kitchen videos
I'm a Brit on holiday
Mad how how yanks believe that all guns are illegal all over the U.K, here in Norfolk Most the people out in the Styx have at least a shotgun.
reading a wikipedia article on anti matter
doesn’t make much sense
Tunnucks are a danger to health, full pack didn’t touch the sides
alri mate haha
told my therapist about the time i was molested
everyone and their mum's is packing 'round 'ere
my penis is a bit tender now because of how hard I gripped it. the skin around it hurts. but I know the kind of pain you're referring to. I've experienced it on days when I've had nothing to do. jerking off for an unholy amount of time does that
imagine being asexual. baffles the mind
Does Henry from Oxford still post here?
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
Lads I've decided I am no longer going to be an orbiter. I can't deal with it anymore.
How else are you gonna keep the pests off your land?
some of the greatest poems and songs have been translations
did you have a good christmas?
That was my cats name**
Nothing inherently wrong with guns, it’s people that do crimes with them that shit it up for everyone else
Modifiers introduced by relative pronouns such as “which,” “whose,” or “where” have a simple rule: They must modify the noun (or noun phrase) that immediately precedes them.
I was never taught this kind of shit in school. It's like grammar was completely forgotten in Australia, replaced with analysis of 19th century literature
yeah it was good, watched a lot of movies with the family, had a few days with the gf and her family after that, was a cosy time. hbu?
It's the Og
the river styx is in Norfolk
lmaoooo imagine orbiting a girl, truly dire.
Bite the bullet cucko
why do brits say they are hiring a car when they rent one? lmaooooooooooo
do you hire a hotel room?
can't even make a Hot Fuzz reference in /brit/ these days without new cunts thinking you're actually banging on about guns
wonder if prince harry gets called henry by his nan when he's been cheeky
HENRY CHARLES ALBERT DAVID MOUNTBATTEN-WINDSOR TAKE OFF THAT SWASTIKA ARMBAND AT ONCE
AT PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT YOU'RE IN A PALACE
Any one hear speak scots?
no, you book a hotel room
seen this post before
change the channel marge
no i hire your mum
think a lot of what scientists say about space and antimatter and so on is just bullshit
hey cody bro do you drive the stick?
Have to have a leap of faith to believe it all
Norfolk is unironically the most idyllic part of Britain and the safest part to live in.
a thinking irishman
can't even make a Hot Fuzz reference
Good, you dismal pleb.
Can you write some for me? please
High IQ post
Just like with DNA we don't know what the fuck we're doing, it's all just conjecture
I don't really but I can try, give me something to translate
mighty high horse for a redditspacer to be posting from
it was first synthesized at the joint institute
Never seen the film, don’t like simon pegg, think he’s a twat
we've made antimatter
In the so called Doctors
Don't encourage them, writing out an accent is not a language.
me fanny reeks of skips
Mate noone cares about your penis. We're not girls
saw the senpai and that
got too drunk haha you know me
mostly spent the hols sitting in posting on here though, as usual
brassic now but i'll be up to my old tricks in no time
No such thing
And Harrenhal... I suppose... that's off the table as well?
Behave, as in thoroughly have or bear (oneself) in a particular way
yeah you wouldn't be biased on the matter at all, would you
business idea: work this crick in my back out by standing in a doorframe and pushing my back against one side with my hands on t'other side
will either fix it or cripple me
Do you mean Ulster Scot?
don't know how many times my fd has said "we need to take a good half day to chat this through" and i've said "yeah, you're dead right" and then we just do nothing whatsoever
quite impressive amounts of joint procrastination really
Show us this antimatter you helped make then lad
it would be extremely painful for you
banged me coconut
John was walking down the street at night when suddenly he was approched by a vendor, then he bought some bread.
don't recall asking for your input, Rmesh
whats the biggest lie they ever sold the common man?
Terrible idea, just do some stretches and take a bath, or have your gf massage it out if you're not a vf
here, take a gander at this
*pulls down pants*
Yank women are supposed to love English accents but I’m pretty sure that my Norfolk accent wouldn’t count
Around this time next month I'll be posting under a different flag or two
Women across the globe find the East Anglian man irresistible
where u off to mate
shut the fuck up about Norfolk, you John Shelby ass looking motherfucker
double-ply toilet paper
Where are you a wandering?
found a youtube video about yoga for upper back stuff
looks like it would be very useful but the lass doing it is too distracting
i'd downward dog her kundalini if you know what i mean
Foreign girls would ask me to say things when they found out I was Irish but I'm from the north so I sound different, they still loved it desu. You never know
Indonesia (Bali) and Singapore
Spastic manlet friend from Scunthorpe is studying in the US and he's gotten laid a bunch, even had a gf for a few months
Yellow= real Englishmen
Green= fairy boys
the fluoride we're putting in your water is for your own good
I'm going both of those places in May
'redditspacing' is the most dire gimmick ever to have been forced. Just imagine the vf gimp that's been pushing it for years
Why does Norfolk posting bother you so much?
No fookin' way m8
Ahh so you're a vf after all
upper back pain
The Virgin Slouch
By reaching 18 years of age you are capable of contributing to society
there is literally only one reason to be against the so-called redditspacing gimmick and it's not a nice one
I'm going in March
change your flights lads, we'll do a meetup haha x
Degree = Success
Love seeing fellow East Anglians embrace their East Anglian heritage
just wanted to call you John Shelby tbf but you do bang on about it a lot
can't be doing with norfolk
visited some family in norwich and it took about five hours to get to enter east anglia and it was like "phew we're nearly there" and then like two and half hours later we were still traipsing around some back water b roads in the middle of nowhere
Seeing friends and family m8
you wouldn't last 2 minutes up north
Yer sister is yer mother
Yer father is yer brother
You all shag one another
The Norfolk Family.
don't think the fiancée would appreciate hitchhikers on our honeymoon mate, no offence
Redditspacers! haha you must browse www.reddit.com loooooool
Norfolk that's where eggs are made innit
put me in the screencap lads
My collar stays are damaged
All these seething non-East Anglians
Dire, truly dire.
Caught red handed
East Anglia isn't Southern nor is it Northern
East Anglia is Eastern, the most patrician part of the British Isles
it proper is the slouch
since my computer chair broke and i switched to this dining chair, i keep finding myself bent over this desk like a hunchback
this ends NOW
forgot my laptop only realised halfway to toil. Had to sprint home then came in 15 mins late. ‘berg wasn’t happy
Is it true people in australia say «Were not here to fuck spiders»
Great Britain basically resets back the south at the scottish border
back water b roads in the middle of nowhere
I think what you meant to say is idyllic countryside that you can get lost in
all soufners are softys
This is a digital painting I made of a tranny sat infront of her computer defending the use of HRT at 3 in the morning. Thoughts?
Scots are physically Norf but mentally Souf.
Not true for native Norfolk people and considering most my family is Irish not true for me especially
Norfolk on the left, Suffolk on the right
Non-East Anglians in the middle
Osama did 9/11. Like they didn't even lie, yet people believed it
if you don't shag I'll shame you forever on brit
I'm from Inverness
BUT THE CHEMTRAILS AND REPTILIANS!
It's sad when you see 30+ yo males parroting this shit like they're "enlightened"
ROTW in the back.
Let's meet haha
100% facts lad
I am in Peterborough RIGHT now
When will my emerald ring make me green lantern. Tired of waiting
not east anglia
That he needs the government. Hate that a strong young lad such as myself has the fruits of my labour stolen. Every time money enters and leaves my account the government has its devil talons in my pockets and I don't see a penny back
Elders react to /btit/
wow beckham's still got it
taxation is a necessary evil
Frankly the perfect place to take a date
Went to the Oakham boat and the Palmerston, do you consider yourself east or southern?
we've just been setting up our new payroll systems and my net salary is now around £110 per month higher than it was (with the excess coming out of my PAYE - i assume incorrectly)
am i going to get in trouble with taxberg if i just let this play out and pocket the extra money?
LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE
pack it in love, I don't want your rehashed shitty pop-folk forced on me
Youve been here too long. I havent posted that in at least 2 years
reckon old people should come to /brit/ to solve the loneliness crisis
I was born near London but my dad's from Yorkshire
been in Cambridgeshire since I was 8 though so I say "East of England" when asked
No girl, 5/6 and upwards, would ever date you if you don't look like those 2 guys.
Pack your bags bucko, an HMRC extraction squad is en route to your gaff
East Anglian families flock to the unique and unforgettable wonders of the East Anglian Transport Museum. Very exclusive, admission is strictly by pre-booked ticket only.
based yorkshire bulls breeding the london slags
Yea my mate says the same (he’s from Peterborough) he gets called a cockney here in manc though haha
also it's the Palmerston Arms and by "oakham boat" I think you mean Charters
I agree but the level of taxation that's exists today is fucking disgusting. Im paying half my wage to live in a hobbit hole and if I were to ever get sick I'd be stuck waiting 36 hours in a packed reception waiting for an overworked, underpaid nurse who's also being taxed to oblivion to shepard me towards a doctor who had mummy and daddy pay for his schooling, and now he has 3 cars in the driveway and lives in a gated community so that regular working people can't see the divide in wealth that is increasing all around us.
snow is on its way lads
hope it sticks around for a while
Norwich mustard museum
Guaranteed to get a girls panties wet
for me? it's horseradish
That’s the one, had a great night I did oh and the ostrich
This. Is. Epic.
Freakin' crazy! that's so much chocolate haha!
come to the conclusion I don't really like sweets and cakes and all that. They're nice don't get me wrong but I don't ever seek them out.
I prefer more salty and crunchy foods.
you did well to have a night in Ptown and avoid Edwards tbf
can't wait for this tesco shop to arrive
will be having pastrami sandwiches with hot horseradish and soft cheese
followed by a chocolate eclair
followed by about 6 ibuprofen
gonna go hire a car lads.
Is the blockbuster still open? Might hire a movie me.
Shit it's almost the 1st of the month, I need to pay my bill for hiring this apartment that I live in.
Might hire a textbook for this semester instead of purchasing one.
could eat this in one sitting
son comes home in tears
ask him what's wrong
tells me he's been kicked out of his friend group because they found out he had beans on toast for dinner
british mustard a shite. tastes like honey. real men use mustard from dijon
East Anglians are the most powerful race of the British Isles
taxation is theft
acting like a pregnant yank and eating gherkins lads
Quite a mild winter we've been having
Would you like to see a picture of my grandson? He's a handsome boy!
*brings you a shortbread tin for the journey home*
take your meds rorke mate
my mum used to force feed me colman's mustard when i swore at her
sanctimonious cunt she was
Doing the exact same.
sometimes hat my own posts for the bants
Yanks eat pickles, not gherkins, they're 2 completely different things.
do you reckon a gurkha has ever eaten gherkins
you are mentally ill.
had enough of carrear politions and so-called experts
that's why i only listen to Rece-Mog, Johnson, and Farage
Those rich white men have my best interests at heart
not much of a friend group then was it
beans on toast is like a veggie full english minus the mushrooms and tomatoes and hash browns and that
Colmans is peng though
Oh yeah thanks, I forgot to take them today.
Well We’re old cunts and like our beer
BANG! leftypol blow to the jaw
sometimes hat my own posts for the bants
they're the same thing you dolt
it's called english mustard and it's getting rubbed in your eyes if you compare it to dijon again
says the NEET
not when you're a small child and it's being slathered all over your tongue
Pickles are made in brine, gherkins in vinegar.
incels and virgins exist because when they hear girls say how much they hate popular guys who treat them like shit, they actually take them at face value
i reckon that is precisely the kind of banter that goes on in barracks
so, this is the working class lifestyle
Nonce-esque post. Have a word mate
can you beat my score?
if I hire a car it better come with a driver
shouldn't swear at your mum then should you cheeky sod
This. Every father should teach his son to read the between the lines of what women say. Or at least to take it all with a pinch of salt. Don't understand how you can reach the age of 20 and still not have some sort of understanding that actions speak louder than words.
mam threw a 2 litre lemonade bottle at my head when i was about 8 in one of her drunken rages once but missed and smashed the mirror
I do this too, reckon it must be a virgjn freak thing
Not only working class families abuse their kids lad
I think you owe him an apology
I eat more chocolate, sweets, cakes, biscuits etc. than anyone I've ever known, it's a miracle I'm still thin as fuck tbf
If I swore in anger at my mother she would screech in that horrible shrill tone that women have and smack the spectacles clean off my face. If I swore at my dad he'd just embarrass me by souring his face and telling me to stop acting hard if I can't back it up