Be spaniard

>be spaniard
>travel to another country
>everything is full of guiris

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>be spaniard
>travel to another country
>have to pay for restrooms

>be spaniard
>travel to another country
>try to have lunch at 2 or dinner at 9
>everything is closed

>travel to literally any country
>have to adjust for their "early" eating times and wake up times
>end up sleeping like shit for days

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>lunch at two
Normal time to have lunch. Standard closing time for lunch kitchen is 16:00.
>dinner at 9
That might cause some trouble though. Most restaurants close their main kitchen between 20:30 and 10.

So you travel abroad to have siësta and stay home all day long?
Great way to waste money

why are holland flags so rude
nobody takes naps in spain btw, its just a meme that foreigners believe.

>>be spaniard
>>travel to another country
>>try to have lunch at 2 or dinner at 9
>>everything is closed
this thing fucking baffled me when I went to London
everything was closing up by 6 what the hell

>be spaniard
>travel to other country
>locals whisper all the time
Can’t hear you lads, talk louder

It baffled me when I crossed into southern france and this happened.
What a bunch of boring cunts.

That's the hardest thing about traveling.
Realizing why the rest of the world are a bunch of boring cunts.
No wonder we have one of the longest life expectancies, living here is so much fun.

Anglo hours are 9-5, hence the term "9-5 job". If you want to do business outside of these hours you'll have to do so at Walmart or a non-Anglo owned gas station. It's also why commute hours are 6-9am and 5-8pm.

>try to have lunch at 2 or dinner at 9
>everything is closed
The only two countries were you can eat 24/7 (even at 1 am) are Spain and Greece
You fucking people never sleep

It is actually surprising how you go somewhere and there isn’t a single bar open past 10.
Like what are the people living there even doing?

>Be Spaniard

Could you clarify?

>be spaniard
>be in Spain
>everything is full of guiris

Either not drinking or drinking at home. Everyone has a car and uses it also they can't have too much to drink or else they'd be hungover at work.

>be french
>nothing open past 10
What do you guys do for fun?

Jesus Christ the life of a wageslave is grim.

>be spaniard
>travel to the bottom of the sea

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>be american
>cant get on a ship because it would sink the moment you get onboard

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White people have jobs that require them to be sober, whereas nobody cares if you are drunk while herding goats or picking grapes.

Yeah I know, your Jewish masters don't allow you to enjoy life, it'll hinder your productivity.

But I'm not Spaniard

>dying in a DUI
>enjoying life

mexican culture is strange

>dying
We have free healthcare here friend. Benefits of living in the first world.

>be USA
>spend the same percentage of GDP in healthcare than spain
>get jewed and have to pay absurd prices
>literally have to negotiate medication and hospital bills by yourself, or get your insurance to do it
nigga im not sure if thats 1st world but it sure as hell sounds like a 3rd world latino shithole.
meanwhile here in spain we have one of hte highest life expenctancies in earth, no school shootings and free healthcare

we just have random kids falling in 100m wells in the middle of nowhere but fuck kids who needs them

Wells like that are dug all the time, thing is you are supposed to cover them.
Andalusians are just gyppos and didn’t do that.
The one who dug it is probs getting fucked.

>open wells
is this a thing? we have a well but its closed down since it hasnt been used for decades.