/brit/

a daring synthesis

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greek letter innit

when they cancel brexit us brits will rise up the french yellow vests and cause a joint british and french revolution

WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HER SEAMUS

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dios mio....

reminds me of the troll from 'arry pottah

Post slags lads

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Yes absolutely the train is the right place to be having a loud phone conversation about your boyfriend's testicles, please carry on

I'm a 'eat pizza wirh fork and knife but eat pasta with my hands' type of guy.
i mention this very often because i want people to describe me as that 'type of guy'
you know, the 'eat pizza wirh fork and knife but eat pasta with my hands' type of guy

>he

that's SHE you fucking scumbag

she looks very slav on the left

>went to india to cure her depression
now how would that work?

me? more of a 'lease an a3' type of guy

in english doc

55 men in yorkshire arrested over child sex abuse. dewsbury and bradford specifically.

i wonder what community those men might come from.

Feel good about being the cleanest person in the country

shes latvian but lived in dublin

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dunno. not really a 'read the news' type of guy

Bit gay

*stomp*

Going out rabbit hunting with the lads

i study archeology because im just not a 'work in a cubicle' type of guy

Same. Unironically didn't know what the fuck was going on with Brexit until this week. I knew we were leaving the EU but didn't know about the deal, or the vote, or anything like that.

Don't read/watch the news. Simple as.

toothpaste is getting a bit desperate to be funny now

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When an invasive species crowds out a native specie into extinction it's openly acknowledged and considered a tragedy. When the same thing is done with non-whites invading and driving whites into extinction it's called a conspiracy theory.

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1.50 for the beverley hills cop ringtone

youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-8IhYP-7Q

would you make it into his tribe lads?

Australians are aboriginal spearchuckers

think redditspacing just makes a post look more readable. not a redditor, that's just how i see it.

This, he's gone off the rails entirely.

What is it about raping and beheading? What's the appeal?

the brit in /brit/ stands for britain

when i was 15 i made a post on reddit r/netherlands and all the people in the comments just made fun of my terrible dutch grammar instead of making comments relevant to the post so i got angry and deleted my account

I stopped reddit spacing because /brit/ bullied me

nah m8, we love water filters

Quite literally quivering with excitement, waiting for a hard Brexit to be delivered straight upon my feeble bollocks.
The singular hammer blow of Britain leaving the EU without a deal will utterly pulverise my gentials, turning them to dust in a millisecond.
Absolutely buzzing lads.

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Indians believe the Soul lies in the head

hello sicily nigger

Is there a creature more naive and foolish than a western european woman?

Britain to be renamed Shitain to be more inclusive to Indian migrants.

I've an EU passport so I'm looking forward to the drama in the next few months.

Rorke's got a mate on the inside

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"ireland may be utter shite but at least it isnt india, phew"

need a GF who's alright with being taken to pizza hut rather than expecting me to foot the bill and some fancy restaurant where the cheapest main is £30

Beheading women seems very gay.

Time to troll the normies, epic gamer style!

We've all got an EU passport.

I am vile NIGGER
I steal
I rape
I murder
I disembark and charge down the streets of europe in a lust fueled frenzy, ready to devastate white females through rape techniques learned in my backwards shithole of a country

god i hate poor people never happy with what they got and never want to work for it

Some girls are discussing their GCSE choices and i want to give them my advice but I'm concerned they'll think I'm a nonce

I'm in my Rolls-Royce, and I don't like the homeless

youtube.com/watch?v=p83vPOID0JA

pretend youre a girl and a guy takes you to pizza hut
imagine how shriveled and dry your vagina gets

> i want to give them my advice
bet you do
nonce Nonce NONCE!!1!

Yeah sorry I wasn't clear. Woops. I've got an EU passport in addition to my British passport.

she refused to give him head so he had to forcefully take it

where's poley

>having to spend money to impress women

beta, haven't you got some twitch thots to be donating to

State of The Sun

thesun.co.uk/news/8190147/how-britains-far-right-is-using-fake-news-about-the-death-of-three-teens-to-fuel-anti-muslim-hatred/
thesun.co.uk/news/8190147/how-britains-far-right-is-using-fake-news-about-the-death-of-three-teens-to-fuel-anti-muslim-hatred/

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haha bet you're red as beetroot after that howler haha

tarq FREAK

Ah fair enough

any parasocial relationship man in?

can't accept friends or a gf because they'll never live up to expectations set by characters in fiction

aha yeah, bit embarrassed but oh well.

her name is MONI

youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY

>tfw rhe wife lets you spend you allowance on the ol' premium snap
might have to bike to work all of next week since i dont have petrol but id do anything for my fav streamer

Hmm yes The Sun is really the one media outlet we should be focusing on

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your autism is showing
and I bet you can't work out how

R NHS

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>zebediah orourke's comment

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honestly though lads i would put my willy in the backpack fortnite kid (not a nonce)

*Idealised YA fiction

I'm so bored

*dabs*

ever had this?

Me in the middle.

All of /brit/ is the tiny sheboon

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might just be because i'm tired but i'm positively wailing at that picture
christ what a weird thing to see

sure

need a hermione gf and a ron best m8

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Might have some sorbet. Raspberry or lemon, lads?

>doctors think plumbers fixing plumbing by turning the tap on

incredibly based

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quadruped is licking my fingers again lads

i mean
ever had this?

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Holy based

Though desu she could easily have died if she hit her cannister on that pole