Why do Germans do this?
Why do Germans do this?
Jaxson Howard
Easton Foster
so they can easily harvest it for the traditional german scat porn
Lincoln Ward
so they can use a knife and fork instead of a spoon
Ian Taylor
so they can give the poo citizenship
Matthew Phillips
It gives you a sense of accomplishment.
Cooper Campbell
To enjoy second harvest.
Thomas Perez
To take a look at the turd afterwards. We may also go in for a bite or two depending on the situation. Silly question.
Adam Jackson
degustation deck
Tyler Diaz
tbqh analyzing your poo tells you if you're in good shape or not, germans are just too aware
Brayden Ward
to judge your health by looking at your poo instead of going to dr shekelstein who will prescribe you estrogen pills against a headache or stomach pain and
Samuel Long
and what?
William Kelly
So Poles can see our shit
Landon Peterson
Why Germany do so much sadomasochist and scat porn?
Easton Wright
to prevent splashing poowater into your anus
Jonathan Nelson
do they? I never searched for it
Brayden Barnes
they are... german you see
Tyler Martinez
water splashing is harmless
when you make a big poo it can rub against your ass on those stupid toilets
Matthew Green
because they like to sit on the toilet backwards
Austin Adams
Your country does it too tho
Brandon Murphy
My Alsatian uncle has toilets like these
Alsace confirmed German land
Camden Kelly
>and
AND WHAT????
Xavier Watson
the jews got to him as he was writing this post
this should serve as a warning to
Hunter Edwards
kek
Charles Baker
Fucking yids man
James Miller
Was there ever a question about that?
Isaiah Foster
>this thread
Ryan Thomas
Honestly I wouldn't mind not having water spit at my bum every dropped turd if the flush pressure is good enough to actually clean the toilet afterwards
Jaxson Smith
gib elsaß back then
Brody Morgan
I've been taking pictures of my shits for about 7 years. The German toilet style is great for this; can't imagine how this would be feasible with non-German toilets.
Connor Mitchell
what the fuck is wrong with germans?
Carter Clark
two world wars weren't enough
Jose Flores
Hans......
Sebastian Morgan
Hudson Foster
It makes sense to me now.
Grayson Taylor
We need a WW3. Urgently.
Carson Nelson
It's so that after you shit you can check for worms by poking around in your shit. Necessary when your country is flooded with ideal parasite hosts.
Alexander Sanders
That's not 7 years worth of shit.
Isaac Anderson
>have this kind of toilet at work
>take huge stinky shit
>let it fester for about 30 minutes while looking at my phone
>don't open window afterwards
Ryder Brooks
There's a a different folder for each month of shits.
is the batch of July 2017.
Nicholas Gray
>germs
>anus
Oh so that's why it's called Germ-any?
Badum-tsss
Joseph Price
>There's a a different folder for each month of shits.
Aaron Peterson
Upload a couple of pics, I want to see them a full resolution
Brody Flores
this, janny will clean it anyway up so post everything.
James Martinez
pls put me in the screencap
Gabriel Wright
You need some jesus. And a psychologist, ffs the brits should have gone full dresden on the whole country.
Robert Howard
Brody Nguyen
Occasionally I like to go outside and take a shit in the open for a change of pace.
Christopher Rodriguez
Sounds comfy
Charles Jenkins
I took this shit in the outskirts of Pozarevac in Serbia.
Ayden Reed
With more men like you, the Kaiser would have won.
Charles Diaz
for the comfy splash touching your anus
Ethan Gutierrez
thats kinda based and dare i say it, redpilled
Lincoln Phillips
why?
Luis Moore
BASED
Chase Wilson
This is why international toilets are awful for taking pictures of your shits.
James Johnson
Messy one.
Brandon Barnes
>this thread
John Martinez
Gotta love how the flies flock to your shit seconds after it drops onto the ground.
Charles Ward
I look at my poo, it gives me some idea about my diet and health, a whole shelf for it might be unnecessary though.
Grayson Lewis
their ass backwards
Michael Morgan
our asses are not backwards, that would be weird
Jack Bell
The soviets were right about exterminating germans after the war
Fucking amerifats, what have u done.
Nicholas Rodriguez
Calling putin to absorb finland so we arent in the same union with g*rmans anymore.
Carson Morales
quintessentially german post
Carter Young
>shit in a normal WC
>it's okay
>shit in an American WC
>*splash*
Henry Rogers
Such dir Hilfe du Freak
Colton Taylor
I took some shits in toilets like that when I was in germany and hungary
You dont know how great the water is to ease the stench of your shits untill you shit in one of those
Also, if you take some really hard and heavy shits, there´s a chance they will get stuck in there and you will have to dispose of it manually
Jack Nelson
I don't see how you wouldn't have to give the toilet a deep clean every two days from the staining though
Luis Watson
kek this easily puts my feet collection to shame. Well done, Brudi!
Kevin Wilson
lmao so based keeek
Grayson Reed
>there´s a chance they will get stuck in there and you will have to dispose of it manually
but thats the fun part
Connor Baker
Why are they all so dark?
Robert Wright
whose idea was this tho?
Joshua Baker
Getting raped by rest of the world twice in a row causes mental problems
Adrian Bailey
PLEASE BE A GIRL
Gabriel Hill
James Baker
that's too messy and confusing, not gonna get a lot of updoots.
needs to be in order and easily understandable, yet look messy at the same time
Nolan Myers
include me in this
Lucas Peterson
hahahaha my comment is in there
Jacob Roberts
dont you have to stab some more mayors? poleshit
Camden Hill
your austrian flag looks like shit
Bentley Miller
Man you turds look healthy as fuck! Reminds me of when me an my parents visited some friends. They made me eat a lot, so i took some huge dumps in their house. Flushing didnt work so i had to use my bare hands to rip the sausages apart in the water. At first i dindt like it, but then it felt realy good.
Leo Bennett
Thank you, come again
Hudson Jackson
This is actually based
Nicholas Harris
>At first i dindt like it, but then it felt realy good.
i know what you mean. its really fascinating
Hunter Parker
Include me in the screenshot pollock
Lucas Brown
Yea. It has some strange texture and conistency. I even was tempted to taste it kek
Thomas Torres
Michael Hughes
Use the brush, brainlet zoomer
Xavier Perry
those are some weak shits
Kayden Rivera
what the fuck
Levi Roberts
underrated post
Jayden Parker
what the fuck germany
Xavier King
damn not you too
I must tell the
Colton Collins
put me in the screen senpai
Matthew Reyes
6/10
Needs to be structured better
Juan King
Would love to meet you, Brudi.
Aiden Miller
the fuck
Oliver Martinez
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL UP?
Matthew Phillips
>he doesn't have a shit cheese brush
lmaoing @ u faggot