Why are Austrians so very european?

"Rurik was swede" © dumb swede

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the state of Irishmen

>He was born in Rurik rapebaby land
>Not DPR
OH NO NO NO NO

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So Austrians are the ultimate mutts?

M E N T I O N E D

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finland from asia just like the turks. But finland was weak and couldnt rape many european women to get their genes unlike the turks

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>sharing Y-DNA with yuropoors

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Why rape when you can chill in the avanto throat singing?
youtube.com/watch?v=VR0ajCBFiII

I don't even understand what Y-DNA means.

Y-DNA is a Y-chromosome DNA, that means it is DNA inherited from father's side

i am not sure what the relevance of this is desu

Superior music

youtu.be/PcRyjkYdDxM

>A Turk is more similar to an average European than a Finn, a Welsh or an Irishmen

Yeah right

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Austriae est imperare orbi universo

We are destined to rule Europe

Okay thank you

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But if greeks are considered european then so should be the turks
They are one and the same

So what exactly does that mean in reference to OP's pic?

You see, Europe is like ice cream.
t. president

Reminder that Y-DNA alone is completely meaningless.

Europe is just a big fucking meme. Our similarities to europeans is because of their influence on us. We are white in skin color yes, but not white as in european apart from rape offspring

delet this. its embarassing for us.

All free men shall be united under the Suomi

t. Temuchin Pasanen

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the greatest among the europeans!

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Why does Finland keep winning?

This. We got so far in north that we lost our melanin and sex drive, unlike our far away bros the black turk bvlls that pounded balks like no tomorrow.

our memes have gone too far D:

>Austrians so far from the most blue-eyed and blondest nation
OH NO NO NO

dare i say Austria is non-white

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Finns aren't blonde and blue eyes, you're just albinos.

OH NO NO NO

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Then why am I blonde with blue eyes?

Twice as much of our DNA comes from women. That would be a greater indicator of europeanness

Bow down before the mighty SUOMI BOGA, europoors.

Mongolian albino

It basically means Austrians are the biggest mutts in Europe.
As far as European heritage goes, that is.

>Twice as much of our DNA comes from women
What? No. It's 50:50

>european
yikes

Turks were included

>austrians
>furthest from blondest and whitest nation in europe
OH NO NO NO

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I never see you in wintersports events, such as Alpine skiing or Ski jumping, how come if your nation is so white?

Ice Hockey is the only relevant wintersport money wise so that where all the tall and strong talent goes. nobody wants to kill temselves over a little sport like skiing where you make so little money.

No no, I see you are good at basketball too, which is obviously a non-white sport.

Matti was pretty good at ski jumping. Then we had harri olli, but he became alcoholic much younger

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Doesn't Finland have like the best ever ski jumper?

We have some pretty good snowboarders. We used to have some good ski jumpers. We just don't have any mountains to train at. Our tallest one is just 1km.

>Doesn't Finland have like the best ever ski jumper?
Yes, Nykanen, but that was ages ago
>harri olli
My favourite jumper

I don't really understand the significance of this

It makes Finns extremely butthurt by essentially saying they're inbred mongols

Does it make you mad that some Finns meme?

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SAYS THE COUNTRY THAT FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE BLONDEST AND BLUE-EYED COUNTRY

OH NO NO NO

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I don't really care. I'm me. Why should I be butthurt about my genetics?

Austria says that we have to be butthurt about being the most blonde and blue-eyed. Kek.

Yes, if the meme is painfully bad

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Y-DNA is interesting, but it doesn't tell the entire story - not by far.

habsburg cultural legacy.

Look at

Looks like Belarus can't into Europe either (jk, jk)

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y dna only shows paternal ancestry

To me it looks like you much more butthurt with passive aggressions and that finn is just memeing with pics.

Well I feel insulted myself if it means we're lesser native to this region
As for inbredness we are indeed pretty inbred as a small Muslim population in Europe that tries to marry inside their religion

>butthurt
you wish

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Y-dna is one a tiny minority of your dna.

No, greeks don´t genetically cluster with turks.

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I mean Austrians are pretty close to the Turks/Arabs/asians (whatever you wanna call them). Especially compared to Anglos and Nordics.

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Do I need to let this negatively affect my mood? It somehow does

How come russians have such high %? I mean, i understand northern russian slavs are somewhat european, but are there enough of them in the mix of churkas, literal mongols from far east and mongols in disguise on the Finland border?

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>balts and finns are least european
>balts and finns are also least turkish
so turks are europeans?

>Finland to R1a
You shall not pass!

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people have already told it here, Y dna is meaningless in defining real genetic relations. for that you have autosomal:

No it means that Balts have the least non-european admixture. Lands around Austria has been ravaged by arabs/mongols etc etc so it's very "diverse".

Basketball was completely irrelevant 10 years ago. And still today very few genuinely likes it, just hype it because of the success

>butthurt belt flag
Another post full of slightly subtle psychological issues expressed towards Russia caused by anger and impotence of your powerless country, as expected.

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There will be no Estonians to post soon
There's already less than 1 million of them

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if only we could be closer to our slavic brothers

I hope you realise that the guy on your pic is not a Russian but some kind of Siberan native, by the way, that means he's your distant relative, since Estonians are finno-ugric.

Lets hope so.

>not a russian
you are a russian and you don't know, that russian =/= slavic, almost sad

i mean i have no idea about research in genetics and i am sure most of the people here memeing don't know what these graphics say either, but why would hungarian and british genes be so close to each other? and to swiss (ch1 i guess?) as well?

if anyone had any doubt that Jow Forums is retarded they now have this thread as proof

Surely it's just shitposting

I'm sorry if i came across that way. desu i like Russo*ds, i grew up in russian ghetto and their people were always hospital and nice to me, i also have lot's of russian frens. I was genuinely curious. Isn't it true that there a lot of mongols on the far east, and quite a few finno-ugric tribes in the european part of Russia? Why did you get offended?

I hope you realise that the guy on your pic is not a Russian but some kind of Siberan native, by the way, that means he's your distant relative, since Estonians are finno-ugric.

I'm aware of that, that's why i specifically made a distinction between russian slavs and other ethnicities of Russia in my post.

Don't worry, Jow Forums will be shut down in EU soon

Explain this to a brainlet pls. I know it has to do with make DNA or something

Most Russians have no idea how do people look like in any part of this country since it's too fucking big

Well not all. It makes me die a little, but there are tons of newfags who don't recognize shitposting. It's fun to troll them, if there is a limited amount, but when they are the majority it's just sad

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There are Mongols in South Siberia but less than 1 million

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>according to census
Doesn't mean shit. Every udmur,mari, mordvin, churka mutt, tatar mutt and so on, call themselves Pyccкий

Not everyone gets to be a special snowflake, if anything we embrace it. Also it helps alot in exploring/inventing medical stuff when we are so much alike.

>Every

>churka mutt, tatar mutt
Aren't tatars considered to be churkas?