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Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy edition

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physical well being is done through healthy food and walking. beyond this (like lifting) shows that you either do it because
-you are bored, aka a failure
-you are a homo, aka a failure
-you do it for women, aka a man devoted to please women even if you claim otherwise, like all men, aka a failure
-you cling to your health, aka a failure living in fear of death

=>you are a pleb as soon as you lift...

t. spindly armed fatty

why are normies so obsessed with phones? They pretty much all do the same thing and look very similar

:S

>>DAY-O! DAAAAAYY-O!

Daylight come and me wan go home

Day! Me say day, me say day, me say day o

Daylight come and me wan go home

Work all night on a eat a hotpocket
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)
Ban shitposters till the morning come
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)

Come mister hiro man tally me shitposters
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)
Come mister hiro man tally me shitposters
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)

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uk hasnt got studentenverenigingen though youll actually have to put in effort and pull slags

>New South Wales is set to swelter over the next few days with parts of the state experiencing extreme heatwave conditions and temperatures into the high 40s, the Bureau of Meteorology is warning.

>Towards the end of the week, Sydney will experience severe heatwave conditions, with temperatures reaching the low-30s in the east and low-40s in the west.

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iphones can't display webms LMAO

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added india to the filter and I suggest you all do the same

It can be helpful in some jobs that require charisma and leadership + if you do it for the challenge of it, it can make you a mentally stronger person

The internet is the most significant technological human creation, ever.

If you don't agree with this then you're a moron, simple as.

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HOWLING at desert dwellers

uhh actually it is the standard size shiping container

called the investigator

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bizarre fat weakling cope

>low-40s
horrific
was in doha airport for like two hours once and i was wishing i would die and i'm not sure it was eve that hot

What about desk chairs?

don't think so
it's a significant sociological invention for sure, but the technical side is it's just a bunch of tubes

was the air conditioner not working?

Lads is the anglosphere just an int/pol meme?

Reading about canzuk and people are really dismissive to the idea of a common people amonst the canzuk nations

Luke the Evangelist, lads

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Yeah

yes tbf, but we went outside for a bit
there was loads of rich obese arabs walking around in massive white dresses; i have no idea how they were still alive

Alri mah niggas

Doing a listen
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa7OhQlIWzM

Canadians are Britboos. I don't know about Aus or NZ

got to be the wheel lad

>Temperature records are expected to be broken in parts of the state, including the Riverina, where the mercury is forecast to reach 47 degrees on Wednesday, and the South West Slopes.

>Albury is forecast to reach 45.4 degrees and Young 43.9 — which will break annual records for each of those regions
i did NOT consent to being born in this hellish land and it is ultimately the fault of great britain for my ancestors coming here
NEED to create a right of return for the white man like the jews do in israel

I lived in Qatar for a while. Possibly one of the worst times of my life.

>he doesnt smoke
vf

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lmao its winter

has the gimmick where you respond with "someone call the grim reaper" to a post that is particularly grim been reserved by anyone?

Hope they go after stoners 2bh

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*teaboo

someone call the grim reaper

>he doesnt drink
vf

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Why don't I die

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how come there aren't more female engineers?

Shut up you absolute cringe factory

no but you would have to expand on it and develop it if you want it to have any depth

for instance replying to posts with pictures of the grim reaper from the Sims games etc. You couldn't just post the same sentence every time, that would be shit

your brain continues to function and your heart continues to pump blood x

because being an engineer is for virgin freaks and women arent virgins as much as men

shut up pajeet get a grip of yourself

>expecting muslims to behave reasonably is anti-muslim
>and it's your fault if they kill people in retaliation for being expected to abide by perfectly reasonable laws based on western values
what's your solution?
if we carry on blindly accepting that terror killings and honour killings and rape gangs are just part and parcel of multiculturalism, then we end up either in a horrific civil war, or like iran
and all the bloodshed then, and in the meantime, is on the hands of the appeasers.

Nooooooooooo

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doug is a muslim arab

does he carry butcher knives

:)

noted, reserving it as we speak

shame

As a person with huge tummy I agree

Fancy a Gillette razorblade.

the comment section spergs on this one lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=eWl-bfvPMKo

This kind of mentality would've been extremely useful at one point in history, now it only serves to subject you to polite society scorn and problems with the law. Sad stuff

Rorke has just won the Lotto, lads and he's sending all the niggers back.

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gillette fusion power stealth

yaya toure is an appalling pundit some chinese club needs to offer him a 600k pw contract sharpish

been reliably informed doug is a muesli scarab lads
pass it on

my clearest memory of being at the Doha airport is of how freezing cold it was, ironically

we need more lads like this
a lot more

clean your room

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>nigger
>bad at punditry and analysis
tip top observation there, sherlock.

it snows in tehran in the winter
something i didn't know until a couple weeks ago

based alan 'the butcher' lee

>tfw

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Germany is technically in a recession. wew

what are you trying to say?

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The early versions of the modern suit were designed as a way for nobles in England to dress without fashion-mogging the lower classes too hard post-French revolution.

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Are romantic comedies the thinking man's films?

reddit is so shit. hate how people write 5 paragraph essays about fuck all and compliment themselves all the time. just a shit site.

most of them are terrible though

just woke up

£35k up norf = £100k in london

>yes?
>on /brit/?
>sounds grim as fuck mate, I'll be right over

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tell the indian posters to fuck off for me
cheers

Leftypol Nut Status: Done in

The paki convo

>He rates romantic comedies

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>11 year age difference
ah yes who couldve known their relationship wasnt healthy

Seeing serious potential in this one.

you just KNOW

lads just look. fucking look at it
why is a person allowed to be so fucking perfect

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Hate getting (You)s haha

(500) Days of Summer is kino

do you ever speak to someone in real life and suspect that they might post on Jow Forums or even /brit/

it's good for finding funny/interesting/cool pictures and videos
when you find a good new sub that's been going for a while and sort by best of all time you can find a little goldmine of oc
the comments in 90% of subreddits are just a waste of time though

why do brit deanos and deanettes always tag their mates on twitter
seriously never see any other nationality do it
is twitter the hip new facebook or instagram there

NOOOOOOOONCE

You sinister fucking nonce. Reported and reported to Twitter.

>Meme frenchman
Ah yes, I did also watch Plein Soleil as well

ye

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Shame he aged so shit
He should have died young and handsome, in his prime

>there's a rom-com movie starring Gandolfini and JLD
wew

>when your da catches you watching this video

you seen this mate?

have you seen his face? you should thank him for even allowing your brown eyes to look at him

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