OFFICIAL WORLD LANGUAGES RANKING

1. English
2. Mandarin
3. Spanish
4. Not worth mentioning.

>2. French

Fucking lol. Only relevant in africa and quebec outside of mainland France. Even German is more relevant by total GDP. In any case it's
1. English
2. Doesn't matter

French above spanish lmao how delusional do you have to be

Kek, all of those sound kind of ogre-ish. Chinese or German on the other hand sound really graceful and melodic.

I did always like how Portuguese sounds, like latin Dutch

I'll even give you French and Italian because I don't know you and you might like sucking cocks. But Spanish above anything is unacceptable.

That's beside the point.

Learning Mandarin outsidenof China is a meme
plus it doesnt even sound good

Non-meme list:

1. Russian
2. Italian
3. Welsh
4. German
5. English

I imagine it would be useful when the Chinese take over

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You just named them. Its only redeeming quality is it's not actual portuguese (Brazilian)

the absolute flawless unbiased list:
1-enlighs
2-spanish
3-ching chong
4-arabic
5-fr*nch

1.- Spanish
2.- Italian
3.- French
4.- Finnish
5.- German
2458.- English

I understand 80% of what she is saying, is she talking particularly slow and with good pronunciation?

>Learning Mandarin outsidenof China is a meme
I've been trying to learn some bits in hope of getting a job some day. Not exactly sure what that job might be, maybe some tourist stuff.
>plus it doesnt even sound good
True.

5 and maybe 4 are up for debate
1-3 are perfect however

Yes, she's opening a lot of the vowels and enunciating. I don't think a lot of people talk like that regularly.

This dude is a documentary narrator, so he enunciates but more naturally: youtube.com/watch?v=ePudCXO_Rxs

Why are you all posting your rankings in my thread since I posted THE OFFICIAL RANKING

Pathetic lists
Here's a more credible one:
1-Arabic
2-Swahili
3-TURKISH
4-Urdu
5-Lingala

>in hope of getting a job some day.
The thing being: Why would any Chinese or Western employer prefer employing a Westerner who may speak some Mandarin over a Chinese diaspora that can speak both languages somewhat fluently anyway?

>tfw no portuguese qt philosopher youtuber gf

lmao literally russian

You're all losers

Feels good to win.

Because Chinese diaspora employed in the West will be a Chinese government spy and sabotage any negotiations in favor of the Chinese

1) French
2) Russian
3) Ukrainian (by women)
4) Italian

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basé

Real ranking

1 English
2 Spanish
3 Russian
4 Italian
5 German

The rest : utter shit non human gibberish

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Yes he is very clear, it's surprising to me the rolling of the R, I might be wrong but brazilians can't from what I remember

Best list
1. Wakandan
2. Wakandan Creole
3. Signed Wakandan
POWER GAP
4. Esperanto
POWER GAP
5. English

1 English
2 German
3 Dutch
4 Dutch
5 Dutch
6 French
7 Dutch
8 Dutch
9 Dutch
10 Dutch

Continental Spanish sounds incredibly gay. A fucking lisp. And latrino Spanish just sounds like a generic ooga booga language.

Latinos have a lisp not us kangaroofucker

perfection

No the true lust is:
1. Italian
2. Russian
3. Spanish
4. Japanese
5. Danish
6. Hebrew
7. Hungarian
8. Arabic
99. Engl*sh

1- Spanish
2- Arabic
3- The rest
Proof:
youtube.com/watch?v=dgUUr5dZxcw

I'm surprised portuguese made the top 5

Swedish
English
French
Russian
German
Japanese
Latin

FUCK SPANISH
FUCK CHING CHONG CHINESE
and most of all
FUCK DANISH!!!!!

All romance languages.

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Came to post this. He's fucking deluded.

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hey,western guys
kanji is most beautiful character.
why don't you speak eastern language?

Andalucia and Cataluña are lisp: the regions

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2.Java
3.Javascript
4.C/C++
5.PHP

Do you even know what a lisp is? A lisp is the way you pronounce the letter "Z" and and "S". That doesn't exist outside of Spain in the hispanosphere

>no R

lisp is ceceo, when they pronounce s like they do with c and z.

brazilian portuguese and rioplatense spanish > all languages from the world

really?

1-Rioplatense Spanish
2-Italian
3-Spanish
4-Greek
5-French
6-Portuguese(portugal)
7-Cancer
8-Any other "language"
9-English
10-German

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muh
youtube.com/watch?v=binW7wQhzwE

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Portuguese - Brazil ASMR:
youtu.be/gumlFT4wqiQ

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sho me shamo Arturo
vos comó te shamás?

Andale mister burger estoy limpiando zapatos por two bucks tambien le doy a mi daughter si quiere una chaparrita por 10

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Underrated, Filipino/Tagalog is an awesome sounding language, austronesian + spanish/english sounds super cool. Wish they would go back to using the old Baybayin script, cool writing for a cool language. Too bad it seems like the most usage we are going to get is artistic, mostly tattoo.

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Brutas gomas tiene esa hdp, es uruguaya?