/brit/

impregnate a 6/10 with big milkers

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S U R V I V A B L E

you're a virgin freak

Never heard of throwing crusts out for the birds lad?

me on the right fantasising about mummy taking a big black cock

can't get off to porn unless there's at least a strong implication of incest

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got it
that woman from breaking bad
skyler

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why have a gf like if you can have a gf like this

>do you have the post there and I'll take a look?
>yeah mate, it's 100153606
>fuck, that is right grim that

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grim post
visited /gif/ once and some bloke was talking about leaving bbc porn on his mums pc to make her fuck nlack guys

University Challenge starting RIGHT NOW on BBC2

eyes peeled for qts, autismos, spergs, strange items of clothing, arrogant yanks and other humourous human specimens

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went through a phase of watching barebackstudios stuff
feels pretty grim afterwards though because it's a bit rough innit

god pep's teams are boring as fuck. absolute anti-football merchant

because this ones impossibly fitter

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want to smash things and hurt foreigners

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hmm i'm 24 and just got called in my mid 30s by an uber driver

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she looks like my nephew

Pics. I want to fuck him.

grim. your face must be proper repulsive

also doping (financial and medicinal), refball, terror-supporting and plastic

He's 6

>The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.
WHY
IT WAS WORKING BEFORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do I get a slag to sit on my face, lads?

>he's not a neo-nazi in 2019

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reckon it's okay cos i'm not close to my family

I'm 38 and got asked for id in tesco

25 and people unironcially think im 17-18

qt

agree with all these statements. the so-called etihad stadium is a library tonight

What colour are your nipples and your anus??

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go clubbing with deano and smithie

you know what to do lads

all me

ah yes I'm sure LARPing as a stormtrooper will save the white race

WHY
WHY IS TVCATCHUP FAILING ME NOW
I WANT UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE YOU CUNTS

>Police have arrested 55 men in connection with historical child sex abuse cases in West Yorkshire.
hmm

>play football to score as many as possible and win games
>anti-football
STFU, you dumb paki

well if he still looks like sue in 10 years time then we can arrange something then

>I'm 38
grim
proper bad if you are male
dunno havent taken of my shirt in 7 weeks. anus brown

>LARPing
ok

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pink and pink

dire
Pink and brown, respectively

youtu.be/4uPGScsVMQI

shagged your mam to this song

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just watch on iplayer, or better yet on telly

far from it
i look young and fit

all me

imagine knowing what colour your anus is

>brown anus
Do these people never wipe?

>pass it sideways in the centre circle for 80 minutes
>do the same quick triangle on the edge of the box to score a tap in
disgusting anti-football, almost as bad as mourinho

mans from trinni innit

vf post
never seen a girls anus irl?

im not autistic im just quiet

my anus is pink but has a few hameroids that make it look brown hold on ill post a pic

im a genuine incel

You literally have no idea what you're on about. Typical paki opinions.

ok but just so you know everyone thinks youre auti

just tried iplayer
fucking firefox i swear down
USELESS

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im not weird im introspective

have you heard of the high elves?

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just learn to wipe, you filthy cunt.

i've been on the 'ox for fucking years but it feels shit now

based Yin BTFOing this autistic yank

don't like how many numbers there are in our posts now

100 million is too many, the number's too big I don't like to look at it

Literally don’t talk to anyone at work everyone must think I’m obnoxious and ignorant but I’m not just shy and don’t want to talk to them

>nazism
the nickleback of the far-right
needs to be more esoteric

huge fan of women that get their anus bleached but not their cigarette and coffee stained teeth

just filtered all brit flags
can finally safely post in /brit/

few metrosexuals here tonight

18 year old from work is texting me non-stop outside of toilhours

might report her to HR (after shagging her)

>bleaching anus
howling at this concept. what the fuck lmao

...

Here

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More esoteric = less people

or more likely, they don't think about you at all

well yeah would be weird if she texted you during toil

Had a wank today, nofap2019 is over

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quality > quantity

>that shitstain
fucking dirty bastard

asinine post

this post turned me straight, thanks lad

Why are the British doing this?

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fellow
schoolboy
youngster
boy
buddy
child
guy
half-pint
juvenile
kid
runt
son
stripling
youth

got it working on my iphone no thanks to firefox CUNTS

anglophile

goin to pop down to the shop lads, want me to get you anything?

groan
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wail
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