How can I become an honorary Frenchman?

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French foreign legion

Are you black?

No.

Speak French, adopt French traditions French lifestyle and welcome to the club.

Move to France and spend some time there, learn french, then frenchify your name and curse arabs while saying stuff like kawa, toubib, and bled.

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Just put on a yellow vest and ask for money.

I have been learning French for 8 days now and I am enjoying it.

Which French traditions should I adopt?

Get tan and learn arabic

>honorary
>French
>man

Become black.

>Which French traditions should I adopt?
Catholicism, smug disdain and a healthy distrust of the nobility. You're American so you're already 2/3s there.

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>Catholicism
>not radical atheism

Good post my fellow citoyen©

American and french revolution were very different tho

Jacobins leave, the revolution is over. The worldly power of the church gone. Go home.

Somewhat, but founded on the same principles. Go check out "Common Sense", Thomas Paine argued against the nobility and for the republic even in the hypothetical instance where the British gave the colonies representation in parliament. Unsurprisingly he also defended the French revolution against Burke.

In fact, in its earliest stages the American war of independence was more explicitly republican than the French revolution.

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No French follow tradition these days.

France was a rural country with each villages, a funny word for clans, hating & distrusting each others. Actual French tradition was centered around Gallicanism and Ruralism.

Be steeped in gayness and capitulate.

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>Catholicism
Sorry, I can't do this one. I am protestant through and through.

Start a riot.

>Edict of Fontainebleau starts playing

Just give up to the idea.

Then you'll never be French. They tend to genocide protestcucks

Why would you want to be French? To them, anyone can be French. If anyone can be French then no one is French. It’s illegal to acknowledge race in France.

Convert to Islam and brush up on your Arabic, also try to grow your beard out and get a tan.

>Why would you want to be French?
So I can larp as a 17th century French fur trader.