/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

basically, yes.

be yourself

>thread gets slow
>start doing other things because I'm too impatient
repeat

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UoU

be confident

*spits in your mouth*

whore

STOP THIS

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Just be yourself.

*starts coughing violently and starts vomiting*

Ew, you didn't just seriously cum in your hand and eat it?

Be graduated?

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No

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youtube.com/watch?v=keKdyN16qUs
stand up straight with your shoulders back, bro

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Time to party by with some DJ sets. All by myself baby.

youtu.be/62Ql2yzFJZo

Are you spying on me? That's exactly what I do in the shower.

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I think you should shave.

youtube.com/watch?v=oPP_TVk0WlM

>>:37

kind of sucks that is at the last part though

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I think so too. Maybe I'll shave tonight.

first you puff out your chest
then you say... "TAX EXEMPTION!"

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and a firm handshake?

while maintaining eye contact

why is mexican art trash?

because you are trash

they eat cilantro

Hey Mexico, Mexico 2.0 without the bird flag is calling you out.

How does it feel knowing you’ll never have a gf?

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Not this guy again. Cilantro isn't that bad, some people with certain genetics taste cilantro differently, like a soapy flavor.

That's a scary Boiler Room my guy.

I just need to move to another country and then they'll love me

>That's a scary Boiler Room my guy.
i'll hold your hand

>some people with certain genetics taste cilantro differently, like a soapy flavor.
>certain
*superior

It feels like I don't care about not having a girlfriend anymore. Haven't fell in love in a while so I'm just doing my own thing and spending time on myself.

all the anons here are my gfs, tbqh

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East Asians definitely are superior.

god i need sex

me? I haven't gove up yet. I'm still young.

My flag's colors stand for the green hills, the white mountains and the blood spilled in the independence war. Mexico's colors stand for the weed stoners, a blank sheet devoid of national achievements and the chiles owned by the illegal cartels who own the entire country

>gove
*given

watching unsecured webcams again...
in a vapeshop rn wathcing hicks talking to the cashier

This

No you don't. That's just your brain tricking you to breed like an animal.

Me? I smoke blunts

Hash? yeah that's my thing, why?

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I just want to mouth kiss a girl ;-;

how can one man be so based? it's not even fair for everyone anymore

Yeah this thread definitely is going slow. I'm gonna go turn off the lights and watch some Asian movies.

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I want to kiss both pairs of lips on a girl

head feeling light today

By the way, this movie is ridiculous, but I still like it.

youtu.be/G1Q87zbqK40

youtu.be/sxp6BZDJ_es

poosy HAHAHA

youtu.be/x-x6LZsnEtk

Oldboy is 10/10 if you haven’t seen it yet.

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*starts laughing with you*

Let's find out.

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REALLY wanna cum on some chinky footslut toes and soles

My room smells of chicken donair, Bordeaux and my gf’s perfume.

basssseeeeeeeddddd

u aight german boi

a bus ticket to nyc is less than $300

unbased

Rules for quality /cum/s:
-Subject should be “/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico”. Sometimes but not always the “+ friends” suffix can be added however sometimes us based north americans need to talk business, no euros allowed
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-OP Image should reflect some culture or history of Our Great Continent and not have a political figure or insignia (flags or NAU or seperatist movements are ok though)
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lol just ride the bicycle

for me, it's diphenhydramine abuse

but i dont want to breed

Then go masturbate.

me? I want to reproduce 7 offsprings

>2019
>not being gender fluid

but i dont want to masturbate

what are you doing this 2019 Jow Forums?

Have you met the DPH walrus yet? Don’t listen to a word that he says.

Fuuuuuck, I really want to smoke weed, but I heard the brain doesn't stop developing until the age of 25. Should I wait until I'm 25 guys? All I want to do is get high and watch anime on Friday nights.

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Have you guys ever been white water rafting? It looks fun.

never taken enough to become delirious but if it ever happens i'll keep that in mind

>Fuuuuuck, I really want to smoke weed, but I heard the brain doesn't stop developing until the age of 25. Should I wait until I'm 25 guys? All I want to do is get high and watch anime on Friday nights.

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Indeed, it does look fun.

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nah, looks too dangerous for me, i prefer doing safe things like shooting guns, hunting, and camping

If you don't mind your brain cells dying, developing paranoia, having anxiety attacks, suffering from withdrawals and telling yourself "I can quit anytime", lowering your testosterone levels, not "feeling like yourself" unless you're smoking, having less cash and devaluing your home's price by impregnating the walls with smoke then sure go ahead.

>Look up how to talk to girls on Reddit
>17 year old guy makes a post asking how to talk to girls
>that post was 4 years ago
> go to his account and see ALL of his posts are how to lose your virginity/ get a gf
>he still hasn’t got a gf 4 years later
Scary stuff...

for me, its hiking with my bf

gotta stop eating hamburgers
feel so ill after

Just renamed some fool's babycam into "Your Kid Isn't Safe"
haha
sure gonna give them the SHOCK of their lives...it's still a toddler in a crib

CUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAANG

youtu.be/aoQAEyFOvC0

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