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love herefordshire (NOT hertfordshire) edition

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based, requesting that webm of someone letting a earthworm crawl into his japseye

fun game: go into the jap thread and say something very slightly negative about japan and see how fast you get banned

genuinely couldn't care less about anything that happens outside the home counties

are aircraft carriers becoming obsolete

nothing happens in the home counties

My cock is an aircraft carrier

permission to land?

I think we should all go back to Napoleonic style warfare.

the aesthetic paradigm of the urban life

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mental how your body produces billions of semen in your lifetime and not one of them will be used to impregnate a female

just got a cease and desist letter from the home owners association in regards to my pet nigger leaving his chicken bones on the sidewalk

more of a pike and shotte man myself

Negative. Whores only

Rightful Welsh clay

*sends in the anarcho capitalist death squads*

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I have a daughter actually

lol well tell him to pick them up then
OPEN UP YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THE BURGERS

watching true detective

this is one of the best american webms ever created

yeh i know, shagged her

watching western society collapse

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I have a tab at greggs

not funny

Here is the proper most recently updated faces of brit. Please stop posting the old versions. If you feel like updating it feel free.

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Whoops, looks like your post is wrong, please amend that

silly nigger

I have a vegan sausage roll at greggs

She wants a man...
FAE GLESGA!

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british society seems mental to me, 2bh
slags and deanos everywhere, seems like hell

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is the new season good

i mog everyone on there

the boobies gf

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my face's still not on there

The bottom right orange pic with no eyes is cokelad he said so

I'm not "mathyank" or "catyank" I'm "mouthyank" the other guy is an overaggressive dickhead.

lol you tell me

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dunno only finished the first episode seems pretty good

lmao no you didn't you fucking freak

BAH GAWD

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You lads ever halfway through shagging the gf and you think fucking hell it must be amazing to be her right now

me? yeah i wear full ralph

22 and I can't talk to girls

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thinking of trying acid again to see if i can get one of those life changing experiences people talk about

bet /tv/ is having a field day with this webm

>Half Indian, Half White

Can you tell?

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>dat "is dis cracker serious?" face

you're a faggot, that's what you are
we should just call you shitty tattoo faggot yank

you said earlier you wear superdry

You like me

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no mods are deleting any threads mocking the show actually

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I get jealous as fuck when mine cums and her whole body is shaking and twitching afterwards
I've never had an orgasm that powerful in my life yet she gets them pretty frequently

That’s not how psychedelics work lad
Bit more complicated than that

bet they are josie haha bet they are x

oh wow really, i dindnt? who wouldve taught i didnt shag a nonexistant daughter who supposidly lives in a country ive never been to that i dont evenknow thename of YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING NONCE PRICK FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT RETARD CUNT ARSEHOLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING YANK
kindly do not reply to me ever again

liam is the only good yank
always has been

Accurate?

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unironically do actually wear full ralph

the gf

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poleslaw unironically wears superdry

someone post it

calm down colgate

fat smelly jannies up to no good as per

not josie you twit

how do i achieve this then do i need a certain dose or something

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lemon key

Stupid cunt

you can but youchoose not to
yeah just bought 1200worth of BEN SHERMAN and FRED PERRY to go with my DOC MARTENS and LEVIS

*enters /brit/*

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There are no good yanks

lemon key face

Hmm

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Change it then mate and I'll delete this one

superdry is the best clothing line on earth

yeah not josie haha yeah not josie x

nowt wrong with docs or fred perry desu

Reckon this fella has been located and assassinated by some angry dune coons yet?

i like a lot of the stuff but stop myself from buying it because i already own 4 of their shirts and a rugby shirt and dont want to be the full ralph prick

use dmt bro
>mfw 5-meo-dmt is legal in canada for "research purposes"

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fuck off nigger

Yes, very accurate actually.

DAVE

what the fuck is that

I WANT TO MARRY ALANAH!!!!

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is he white?

if you are doing drugs trying to have some kind of profound life changing experience you probably wont

Superdry is for absolute fucking gimps
It's for people who buy clothing out of catalogues and pay for it in monthly installments, lmao.

actually that would be ASDA george

Post it

Is 9 lil pump?

based and skinpilled

Doc Martens are based you can't deny that.

do you do butt stuff?

have literally never heard of anyone doing this are you a yank perhaps

The rare qt slag

This doesn't look human

same

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nah it's some bent bristol twat who's """half""" black but he's white as fuck

which opticians is most likely to give me glasses
not going to bother getting an eye test unless something's done about it.
daytime vision isn't too bad for reading and that but at night every single light lens-flares to fuck

People who wear Superdry clothing do it
State of you

No
If you just sit there on acid you’re just going to feel strange and you’ll eventually get anxious, panic and have a bad trip

If you want pure euphoria then just pick a sunny day, a pretty place and listen to your favourite playlist with your mates or something

If you want enlightenment bla bla bla you’ll have to interact with the world around you, which gives you realisations and such

Personally I haven’t had many on acid, it’s a weird psych and I use it purely for recreational purposes
If you use a moderate amount of shrooms/4-AcO-DMT (synthetic shrooms, same chemical ingredient) then this is much easier
Just go about your day and observe other people, speak to your family, your partner, friends etc
Small details become ridiculously obvious to you. It’s like your brain working in super mode

Can’t really describe it in a way that isn’t cheesy. You’ll have to experiment a few times till you know what you’re doing

Don’t be put off by a bad trip, just get the scene and setting right.