Just shoot me already t.bh

I'm glad I canceled my trip to Australia.

>Queensland
Where in QLD are you getting as low as 18 degrees? Here in Mackey it's hovering around 29

Mackay*** Fuck i'm a retard

toowoomba so on a mountain and shit

RIP

Trying to sleep in this heat is awful.

Holy shit that's hot af even for mexican standards.

Are you still there bro?
Remember to look behind while you reverse, look in every fucking possible direction if you wanna turn somewhere
Watch for school speed limits
Check blind spots
Don't speed
Don't run reds
Indicate everything
Know the lights and all he indicators and knobs for your car
Blast the AC on max

it’s not that hot
t. qld

>still on your L’s
how young are you cunts

its that time of the year when australians start cooking their eggs on the asphalt

Sounds alright tho, could be alot worse

i hope you get skin aids you whitey

Wait, temperatures can go above 25?

good thing everyone has money to afford a/c in australia

its 29 anyway but yeah its pretty good because its a few degrees cooler than brisbane and way less humid

What's the weather like in London at the moment? Rainy and grey again?

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mean't for

probably, i’ve never been

Wouldn't mind going just to get out of this heat for just a summer if i'm bein honest

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wouldn’t mind going to root some british birds hehe amiright chief

>Emu BVLLS vs Virgin Woodpigeons

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What parts specifically?

holy shit

I unironically wonder how people live in that shit. I was in the US a few years ago and the hottest it got was around 105 degrees but I wanted to die so I can't imagine how old people manage it.

I'm about to arrive in Australia in a week. fuck me mate. I'm going to melt there.

>I unironically wonder how people live in that shit
I live in AZ and work outside shit is rough

>I live in AZ and work outside
How do you get any shit done at all during summer?

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Fuckin' massive RIP. Best of luck big fella, couldn't of picked a worse time not gonna lie mate

What's that in units the rest of the world uses?

based and redpilled weather

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Brazil
It's literally nowhere near that. Why are shitskins such compulsive liars bros?

fuck that bruh I turn lobster in greece

probably because you've got lower temperatures than the rest of the mainland, queerslander

>tfw +30c summers and -30c winters
>tfw no air conditioning
you australians have it easy
just stay inside and eat icecream or something LMOA

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>source is wikipedia

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Don't ever reply to me or my posts ever again, muttmonkey

Stop lying, macaco.

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>Global warming isn't re-

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>48 C

How the fuck is that even survivable

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>walk outside
>skin falls off

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How's the humidity though?

F for Ozanon

I didn't need to leave my house at all this week anyway

it was -4*C this morning. go fuck yourselves, I hate the cold

>left Australia 2 months ago
thank god I did it, now I can enjoy my comfy 30 degrees here

>peak summer
>48°
Kek, temperaturelet.

Thanks bro, I wouldn't blast it full ac as the sound irritates me though

at least its not hot enough here to fry our brains to the point where we worship a pedo

That's what towels over your head are for, temperaturelet.

>Haha so hot so suffering

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Feels great desu.

So do the white pyjamas and headtowles really keep you cool? I've heard that's what they do but it seems really counter intuitive since more clothes usually makes you warmer

Why do you think cricketers wear white?

i live in arizona. last summer it got to 120f dumb australianiggers cant take the heat

Live in alabama and thanks to the humidity it’s either freezing or suffocating.

>8C

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>average summer high of 43
kys inbred dune coon

So you can't see all their teammates semen stains after half-time

Tradition? The twenty twenty guys wear team colours and sponsorship logos on thier gear.

The fabric is light and breathable and is loose to allow for airflow around the body. The fact that it's white means that it reflects heat.

Sure, but how difference can that really male compared to just changing into your boardies and hanging out in the shade?

What if hanging in the shade isn't an option?

Yes, extremely comfy. The worst possible condition is high temp high humidity, and you can even use that headtowel then to wipe your face. Very handy, practical and versatile.

Nys, you half abbo mutant.

Then we just die.

>48C

Starting around 37C is where I say fuck that and stay inside. 48 must be hell on earth

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49.5

>traveling to the usa in 6 days
lol get fucked cunts

Blessed quads. I'm staying the fuck inside.

based queensland coming up oj top yet again

That's literally 48c

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52c in Port Augusta

>omg it was 0.8c warmer

I guess that heat wave really lowered your IQ

>American education

I was doing a boomlift course in west sydney today. 40°c midday an i was up 30m in a boom

That's the average temperature here during the summer.

bullshit

Weak pale temperaturelets don't want to believe

>Dubai record high 48.4
>Riyadh record high 48.0

Is this why abos are so black?

And it's only going to get worst from here

Ye. The UV down heres pretty fucked. The ozone is pretty much the thinnest in the world so the sun is more bitting and cunts burn

>falling for the "official" numbers
Top kek m9. If the temperature reaches 50° on record then we have to give the Pajeets a day off, and we're not about to do that.

How do you get away with having pajeets as slaves and no one bats an eyelid?

It's not slavery if they get paid.

How much does a Pajeet earn a day compared to an Arab?

I really don't think the pajeets care, otherwise they would've caused an outcry about such already.