/brit/ + friends

A thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture

No politics
No off topic discussions
No kshitters

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>west ham edition
BASED YANK

yank thread. dick soft

You pretty much agreed to end the Empire if the USA joined WW2 on your side.

>After the British pound had left the gold standard in 1931, most of the countries in the British empire were forced to move to sterling. More than 60 per cent of global trade was then financed in sterling and passed through London.

>Roosevelt set forth a range of ambitious goals for the postwar world even before the U.S. had entered the Second World War.

>Roosevelt's Atlantic Charter drafted in 1939 made clear that the United States was joining the United Kingdom in the war. The third clause in the charter said "all people had a right to self-determination". Moreover, the charter called for freedom of the seas (a principal U.S. foreign policy aim since France and Britain had first threatened U.S. shipping in the 1790s)

>Roosevelt was insistent that the charter was to acknowledge that the war was being fought to ensure self-determination. The British were forced to agree to these aims but in a September 1941 speech, Churchill stated that the Charter was only meant to apply to states under German occupation, and certainly not to the countries who formed part of the British Empire. Churchill was unhappy with the inclusion of references to peoples' right to "self-determination". It was not long before the people of India, Burma, Malaya, and Indonesia were beginning to ask if the Atlantic Charter extended also to the Pacific and to Asia in general. Roosevelt planned to put pressure on the USSA in the Baltics after the war, but he died in April 1945, before fighting had ended in Europe.


>After the Second World War, America's Bretton Woods system replaced the British sterling area. After the War, the USA controlled 70% of the Earth's gold supply.

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>british
>culture

pick one

yank OP fucks up the whole energy
feels like i'm in walmart, not a british institution

read all this

*Throws a banana*

Heard there was a LOT of flouride in the water supply up in Maple Ridge.

Gobbies are terrible if the girl is bad.
Be forceful. Demand that she licks behind your head and keeps doing it

sue

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High end food is not the best. Like french food being served in high end places, it’s good but so overrated and not worth the price. Good Thai street food is better than a high class Japanese meal.

>Blowies are fucking dull
alright I admit it a blowie can be shit and too slow, if you get her to suck the balls whilst you quickly wank yourself off and then proceed to cum in her mouth whilst she continues to suck on the cumming penis you may find a new level of sexual pleasure. i certainly did.

Trick to find these girls is go for the ones with dyed hair

you live like an hour from the yank border

>+ friends
yankoid invites himself to the thread

*throws back paki bastards*

does anybody have the picture of poley from the recent meet up?

Donde esta Beto?

>Paki supports west ham
No surprise there

Hellooo rasheed

genuinely cringe

This is your mind on Pattaya

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I went to a brazilian restaurant last year. Loved the fried banana thing they did their. If thats legit a brazilian thing then fair play lovely work

Yeh

chortled

Whites and Asians are literally the same race. It doesn't bother me at all when I see a white guy with an asian girl or asian guy with a white girl.
Niggers are a biological weapon though. Fuck niggers

do you like this song emmet

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would you mind posting it for me?

wanna play Brytenwalda again

mcdo's for din dins lads

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doing a historical watch

Never been there, did the gap yaaaaar thing before uni. My family is quite rich, I’ve been to expensive restaurants and had better meals for like a 10th of the price.

La bibliotecha

why is his watch on his right wrist?

you're a hapa

people who do that are usually left handed

>tfw no gf that shaves my armpits

oh yeah right

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How come anywhere niggers live there is stabbings and stuff?

Hard to believe that within 24hrs this entire Brexit farce will be over and done with. Good riddance, about time you exited Brexit.

McDonald's Milkshake is NOT me president

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Genetic predisposition to committing violent crimes innit

how come anywhere whites live racism exists?

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I shave my own armpits in the shower. Probably one of hte best small changes I've made in life

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>those butlers and candles

Have NEVER shaved me armpits

looks peng

are you married?

I wish haha x

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>you will never be a regular panelist on the comedy panel show
>you will never get to meet the funniest people of your nation on a weekly basis

i'd gouge your cock at about 6,5 inches, correct or not?

correct

WILYT is the best british show

Do me next!!!!

>watching panel shows

mines exactly 6 inches but only if you press down at the base (supposedly the scientific method although i think it gives a false result)
if you dont press down then no joke its about 5 inches, but again that is apparently the "wrong" way to measure

please somebody post the photograph of poley from the recent /britfeel/ meet up
they are ignoring me in their thread

WTF LAD

White countries are the least racist

white people are the real racists

Anglo-Celtic people ignore flags

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Not racist just want to put niggers jews and pakis in camps

niggers are fake news

fat fuck

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your bf% is too high
solid 7 vibes
wanna get married?

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seriously not the case im thin as fuck

fuck youre a good lad
cheers for that

lmaooooooooo

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what the fuck?
shut up you stupid cunts
why is it so hard to imagine someone has a small dick, innocent fucking fools

howling
good lad
ledge

not if there's 1 inch of fat over the bone you're not

Are you a girl (female)?

Wait, there aren't actually lads out there with small willies are there? Thought that was just a meme lol

no
idiot
the testicle/penis skin boundary is an inch further up
stupid prat

there's 3" willy lad

I was walking down the high street earlier and these lads were on the other side. One of them telled out "Nice crepes mate" (I don't know what crepes are), so I just said "Thanks". Then he said "I remember wearing them in P.E. at school". I said "Yea thanks". He said "It's good to know they're still in fashion".

So this guy just decided to insult me across the street for what I was wearing. Why are people like this?

dead thread

Legit have small testicles. Not sure why, my penis is larger than average but I feel that my ballsack is basically always too tight to properly flop around.

because your dick is literally engulfed in an inch of fat
not sure. i tought our love transcended gender roles, douggy boy

need an arthoe gf

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

>inch
Are you from Shakespeare's era lad?

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what were you wearing?

doug and dutchy sitting in a tree
K i s s i n g!

Skip to 12 minutes LOL they kidnap the bitch

>girls who send nudes of their vag before they send nudes of their tits or bum
very unexpected but nice, absolute madwomen

Funny how your perspective changes after a wank. Can feel it kind of fogging the mind, like an opiate of some sort.

feel like i could kiss my twin and it wouldn't be gay

(i love him but not romantically)

>crepes
They were saying "creps"
It just means trainers

birdcucks at it again